Update 1/17/2016

Update 1/17/2016 is a video uploaded on the aforementioned date. Here, Chris passive-aggressively expresses his rage and jealousy over the fact that Jeff/Francine is holding a slumber party exactly like his.

At this point, Chris has taken to panhandling for his primary source of income. In addition, it seems that Chris now has a new troll on his hands.

Facts aside, it seems that Chris has revived the famous Captain's Log series under the more mundane title, "Update". This style of naming videos is very similar to how Chris led into his Sagas, eventually having the titles devolve into mindless raving and ranting.

Video

Update 1/17/2016
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Stardate	17 January 2016
Subject Matter	Trolls Trolls
Performance Style	Tragedy Tragedy
Saga	Tomgirl Tomgirl
Shirt	"Rainbow Dash" T-shirt
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Transcription

Hello and good day once again my fellow people. I am here at my desk and I am working on the figures. Still catching up I am getting so much closer, I'm just about done with catching up with the orders. But still could use some more money coming in so... more orders would be appreciated as well as donations. But anyway it's all going well and good.

And also... yes... I'm retracting my previous engagement in the video and uhh... I hereby announce that you should totally go to Jeff's party. *Chris's voice becomes noticeably sarcastic* It will be so off the hook. I mean... it's totally not a bullshit imitation of my party. Bullshit imitation. Like mine would be so much better, or like his would be much better than mine. No difference. Oh yeah and Jeff is totally a super nice gal and all. Not a total asshole. So contact Mistress Jeff if you want more details on going to her party. Yeah. Totally off the haps, off the ropes and everything.

*his voice jarringly goes back to normal* That's about it for right now, thank you everybody. Have a good safe day. If you get some snow outside well, make sure you're parked with the windshield facing the sun in the early morning. In other words, facing the east. So you'll have a more melted windshield quickly. Thank you.

Five seconds of silence as Chris fiddles with his remote to stop the recording