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'''My Breast Massage Routine +18''' is a video uploaded by Chris on 5 [[April 2016]]. Chris shows us how he erotically fondles his [[Obesity|man boobs]] in an attempt to make them larger, and similarly he created a playlist of YouTube videos featuring "Breast Growth Hypnosis" days beforehand. Judging by his bragging about his bra size and the presence of nipple pasties, this was likely made by Chris in an attempt to seduce potential girlfriends, similar to his [[Nerdy Q&A|previous video,]] though through far more unsettling means. Mistaking his moobs for actual breast tissue, he proudly calls himself a 38D, and calls himself a "tease". Interestingly, Chris's tits are so big that The Playroom mistook them for actual titties and censored the nipples.
'''My Breast Massage Routine +18''' is a video uploaded by Chris on 5 [[April 2016]]. Chris shows us how he ritualistically fondles his [[Obesity|man boobs]] in an attempt to make them larger, having created a playlist of YouTube videos featuring "Breast Growth Hypnosis" days beforehand. Judging by his bragging about his bra size and the presence of nipple pasties, this was likely made by Chris in an attempt to seduce potential girlfriends, similar to his [[Nerdy Q&A|previous video,]] though through far more unsettling means. He measures his bust size and proudly points himself out to be a 38D, even though this size is caused by his masculine chest breadth and his obesity, not by his breasts (which remain an A cup). However, Chris's moobs are at least big enough that The Playroom mistook them for actual titties and censored the nipples.


Other noteworthy moments occur when he mocks women for sagging breasts saying "that's crazy" in the same video he shows off his obese stomach, and when he continues attempting to appeal to feminists with #FreeTheNipple in attempt to get some [[china]].  
Other noteworthy moments occur when he mocks women for sagging breasts saying "that's crazy" in the same video he shows off his obese stomach, and when he continues attempting to appeal to feminists with #FreeTheNipple in attempt to get some [[china]].  

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My Breast Massage Routine +18 is a video uploaded by Chris on 5 April 2016. Chris shows us how he ritualistically fondles his man boobs in an attempt to make them larger, having created a playlist of YouTube videos featuring "Breast Growth Hypnosis" days beforehand. Judging by his bragging about his bra size and the presence of nipple pasties, this was likely made by Chris in an attempt to seduce potential girlfriends, similar to his previous video, though through far more unsettling means. He measures his bust size and proudly points himself out to be a 38D, even though this size is caused by his masculine chest breadth and his obesity, not by his breasts (which remain an A cup). However, Chris's moobs are at least big enough that The Playroom mistook them for actual titties and censored the nipples.

Other noteworthy moments occur when he mocks women for sagging breasts saying "that's crazy" in the same video he shows off his obese stomach, and when he continues attempting to appeal to feminists with #FreeTheNipple in attempt to get some china.

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