User:Res

hi

my writing

i mostly just rewrite existing content to flesh it out and make it stringent with the general tone of the CWC (analytic but entertaining). i don't like epic maymays, they are the only things i generally delete rather than reincarnate. i am a fairly ardent utiliser of s' for all possessive plurals rather than s's, but on this site it's a fight i can't win. i use "double inverted commas" at all times. i hyphenate stringently in formal writing. i over-use (see?) some words, particularly adverbs.

i use australian spelling at all times unconsciously but i don't care if someone edits it to british or american. i don't mind having my writing changed as long as it's improved upon (and grammatically sound)

stance on contemporary troll activity

i think chris should live his life independently of troll intervention as he is (at this point in time) perfectly entertaining to observe left to his own antics. i am however completely apathetic about my principles so dont expect me to defend this stance

outside of cwcki

i play some virgin fanbase video games quite seriously such as monster hunter and dota 2. if you would like to add me on other media (even if simply for discussion purposes, since talk page editing is slow and inelegant) my steam url is /dantrolene

Armchair Psychologist This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is insane.

Atheist This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear.

Australian: This user hails from the land down under and lives in constant fear of bush fires.

Grammar Nazi This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!

Homo This user is a homosexual and likes pickles. Magi-Chan is watching you masturbate.

Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.