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The Sonic Totem is one of the [[Relics of Fail]], though more shrouded in mystery than any of the others. Created by [[Chris]] in middle school and made out of paper mache, it is one of the oldest known Christorical Artefacts, as well as one of the oldest known artefacts to have survived the [[Destruction of Chris's House]].
Since Chris is fascinated by the [[Transformers]], his primary frame of reference for firearms is '''Megatron''', the evil Decepticon rival of the heroic Autobot [[Optimus Prime]]. In his original 1980s incarnation, Megatron transformed (somewhat controversially) into a [[Wikipedia:Walther P38|Walther P38]] pistol, which was [[CWCville|coincidentally]] the preferred sidearm of the Nazi German armed forces in World War II.<ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walther_P38 Walther P38 - Wikipedia]</ref>


As a result of the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris sold the totem for '''$1,500''' on 7 April 2017.
Chris would later drop the pistol in favor of the more versatile [[pocket knife]], and even later, [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]]. He sold the pistol in August 2016.


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Revision as of 00:48, 13 April 2017

Chris CWC angry Pistol.jpg

Since Chris is fascinated by the Transformers, his primary frame of reference for firearms is Megatron, the evil Decepticon rival of the heroic Autobot Optimus Prime. In his original 1980s incarnation, Megatron transformed (somewhat controversially) into a Walther P38 pistol, which was coincidentally the preferred sidearm of the Nazi German armed forces in World War II.[1]

Chris would later drop the pistol in favor of the more versatile pocket knife, and even later, pepper spray. He sold the pistol in August 2016.

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This template sits pride of place on the CWCki Main Page. It is a way of displaying some of the better quality articles on the CWCki. It is not usually the article that describes the most recent Chris-related event, though it often can be. Suggestions for new articles to be displayed here can be discussed either on this template's talk page, or on the CWCki:Community Portal‎.