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*There's only a handful of documents pointing to the existence of Aristotle, but many more pointing to the existence of our hero, [[Chris]]. | *There's only a handful of documents pointing to the existence of Aristotle, but many more pointing to the existence of our hero, [[Chris]]. | ||
But despite his highly public life, there's still a lot we don't know about Chris. And that's where we, the new wave of Christorians, come in. | |||
{{Observer}}{{Americunt}}{{Irish}}{{AssBurger}}{{BoyfriendFreeGirl}}{{Asexual}} | {{Observer}}{{Americunt}}{{Irish}}{{AssBurger}}{{BoyfriendFreeGirl}}{{Asexual}} | ||
Revision as of 21:50, 8 June 2020
I'm just an amateur web journalist reporting on Earth 1218's version of the Truman Show.
A little back story
I heard about Chris on YouTube in early 2017. I was curious and dug down the rabbit hole some more. My curiosity developed into a deeper interest – like many others here, I quickly realized that Chris just might be the most documented, even the most famous, person in the world.
- Sure, Rihanna or Freddie Mercury might be more of a household name, but neither one of them has in-depth articles discussing their family members, friends, and foes.
- Pmurt and Obama might have more clout, but no one is logging every shirt they own and what speeches they wear them to.
- Natalie Portman and Oprah might have more charisma, but there's no webpage dedicated to their bowel movements.
- Paris Hilton and Kim K might have more connections, but no one has made detailed maps of their bedrooms.
- Elton John and Jimi Hendrix can actually play an instrument, but no one is analyzing their high school homework.
- The Queen of England just might be the most powerful woman in the world, but we know little about her dental health.
- Temple Grandin and Satoshi Tajiri are also notable people with HFA, but there's no wiki pointing out their every autistic trait.
- There's only a handful of documents pointing to the existence of Aristotle, but many more pointing to the existence of our hero, Chris.
But despite his highly public life, there's still a lot we don't know about Chris. And that's where we, the new wave of Christorians, come in.
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Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts. |
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Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud! |
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Irish Tito got no luck against this user, who will kick his ass with a shillelagh! Níl aon ádh ag Tito leis an úsáideoir seo, cé a chicfidh a thóin le mo shail éille! |
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Ass Burger This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics. |
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Boyfriend-free Girl This user defies all odds and is a boyfriend-free girl. She must watch out for horny manchildren. |
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Asexual This user is asexual. They don't want or need to be "cured", thank you very much. |