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(Intended to go to a fundraiser Chris wants to go to instead of to himself directly, but a beg for money it is all the same.)
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<div style="text-align:center">If you are considering donating to, or buying something from, Chris, please keep in mind that '''{{plain link|https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-is-lying-about-needing-donations.49232/|he lies}} {{plain link|https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-2-kitties-are-sick-chris-lies-about-needing-funds.49578/|about needing money}}''' and '''[[eBay#Suspension of Chris's eBay|habitually neglects]] [[Patreon#Delays on shipping|his customers]]''' ({{plain link|https://kiwifarms.net/threads/important-dont-buy-from-chris.5048/|and worse}}).
<div style="text-align:center">'''Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris''': {{plain link|https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-is-lying-about-needing-donations.49232/|he lies}} about {{plain link|https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-2-kitties-are-sick-chris-lies-about-needing-funds.49578/|needing money}} and habitually neglects his [[eBay#Suspension of Chris's eBay|customers]] and [[Patreon#Delays on shipping|supporters]] ({{plain link|https://archive.md/cgx1O#10%/|and worse}}). It has been…
 
It has been…
{| style="margin:0 auto 8px; max-width:25rem;"
{| style="margin:0 auto 8px; max-width:25rem;"
|- style="vertical-align:top"
|- style="vertical-align:top"
| <!---
| <!---
   LINK TO POST CONTAINING LATEST REQUEST FOR DONATIONS  
   LINK TO POST CONTAINING LATEST REQUEST FOR DONATIONS  
-->[[Ben Saint#Normalisation of relations|
-->[[OfficialCWCmart|


<div style="font-size:2em">{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|<!--
<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|<!--


   DATE AND TIME OF THE LATEST REQUEST FOR DONATIONS (UTC)
   DATE AND TIME OF THE LATEST REQUEST FOR DONATIONS (UTC)
-->2020-01-29 17:00:0<!--
-->2023-10-26 17:09:53<!--
 
-->}}</div>]] ''days since Chris last [[Financhu Crisis|begged]] for money.''


-->}})/86400 round 0}}}}</div>]] ''days since Chris last [[Financhu Crisis|begged]] for money.''
<div style="font-size:0.88em">
''Record Streak: {{counter|2021-07-09 06:27:53|17}}''
| <!---
| <!---
   LINK TO MOST RECENTLY RELEASED SONICHU PAGES
   LINK TO MOST RECENTLY RELEASED SONICHU PAGES
-->[[Sonichu Special 7|  
-->[[Sonichu 0 HD|  


<div style="font-size:2em">{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|<!--
<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|<!--


   DATE AND TIME OF THE LAST UPLOADED COMIC PAGES (UTC)
   DATE AND TIME OF THE LAST UPLOADED COMIC PAGES (UTC)
-->2019-10-03 18:13:00<!--
-->2023-08-23 18:54:54<!--
 
-->}}</div>]] ''days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his [[Patreon|(formerly) paid obligations]] to the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]].''


-->}})/86400 round 0}}}}</div>]] ''days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his [[Patreon|paid obligations]] to the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]].''
<div style="font-size:0.88em">
''Record Streak: {{counter|2019-10-03 18:13:00|0}}''
| <!---
| <!---
   LINK TO ARTICLE CONTAINING LATEST JOB APPLICATION
   LINK TO ARTICLE CONTAINING LATEST JOB APPLICATION
-->[[Kacey Call 21|
-->[[Kacey Call 21|


<div style="font-size:2em">{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|<!--
<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|<!--


   DATE AND TIME OF THE LAST APPLICATION FOR A JOB (UTC)
   DATE AND TIME OF THE LAST APPLICATION FOR A JOB (UTC)
-->2009-09-25 12:00:00<!--
-->2009-09-25 12:00:00<!--


-->}})/86400 round 0}}}}</div>]] ''days since Chris last applied for [[Chris and work|a job]].''
-->}}</div>]] ''days since Chris last applied for [[Chris and work|a job]].''<br/><br/>
       
<div style="font-size:0.88em">
''Record Streak: {{counter|2009-09-25 12:00:00|0}}''


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[[File:Etsy 3 years complaint.png|320px|link=Etsy]]
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An [[Etsy]] customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.</div><noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1=
=== How to update ===
=== How to update ===


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# Replace the old time and date in the format <code>YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS</code>. The time zone should be [[wikipedia:UTC|UTC]], and the time should use the 24-hour clock.
# Replace the old time and date in the format <code>YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS</code>. The time zone should be [[wikipedia:UTC|UTC]], and the time should use the 24-hour clock.
# Change the appropriate link above the time being adjusted to provide a source.
# Change the appropriate link above the time being adjusted to provide a source.
# The Longest Streak counter is semi-automated: see [[Template:Counter]] for details.
# Streak counter began on 7/25/2021
}}
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[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>
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Latest revision as of 18:22, 26 October 2023

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
392
days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,231 days

456
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,876 days

5,536
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,536 days

Etsy 3 years complaint.png

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Usage

These usage notes will not be included in articles bearing this template.

How to update

From 1 August 2019, you no longer need to convert the time and date into a Unix timestamp.

  1. Find the date and time of Chris’s latest request for donations, job application or Sonichu pages.
  2. Replace the old time and date in the format YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS. The time zone should be UTC, and the time should use the 24-hour clock.
  3. Change the appropriate link above the time being adjusted to provide a source.
  4. The Longest Streak counter is semi-automated: see Template:Counter for details.
  5. Streak counter began on 7/25/2021