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Chris describes his teeth as '''Fangs'''. Originally assumed to be yellowish as a result of poor [[PSEye|video quality]], Chris's '''fangs''' are more likely discolored as a result of the copious amounts of [[My Coke Rewards|soda]] he drinks (which has [[obesity|other]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|effects]] as [[Biological clock|well]]). The fact that he has [[Chris and health#Dental health|multiple visible cavities]] seems to support this, although Chris could just be too lazy to brush his teeth. What is certain is that despite his claim to visit a dentist every 6 months, the inside of his mouth is even more horrifying than the outside.
Since his release from jail in [[2023]], multiple '''sightings''' of Chris have occurred in [[2024]]. The sightings are particularly notable, given Chris's decline in terms of having an active online presence.


Chris believes his teeth are more menacing than those of ordinary humans. He revealed his fangs in a series of videos in [[2009]], in some cases essentially shoving the PSEye in his mouth. He believed this to be intimidating, although the actual effect of being exposed to the inside of his mouth is revulsion. One can only infer from these threats that Chris intended to use them to bite his antagonists, but considering the awful state of his teeth, he'd be lucky if none fell out in the process.
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Revision as of 01:39, 26 July 2024

11MarchChrisGasStation2.jpg

Since his release from jail in 2023, multiple sightings of Chris have occurred in 2024. The sightings are particularly notable, given Chris's decline in terms of having an active online presence.

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