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On 24 [[July 2009]], a video of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] '''humping his beloved [[PS3]]''' was leaked onto [[4-cent garbage]]'s /v/. In it, Chris makes love to his "Life Upgrade" for eight minutes, although he can only stay standing for the first minute. What might at first seem to be just an impressive display of fanboyism is actually a desperate plea for the return of his international [[PlayStation Network]] accounts, seemingly being held to ransom by the irrational expert hacker [[Jack Thaddeus]].
Since his release from jail in [[2023]], multiple '''sightings''' of Chris have occurred in [[2024]]. The sightings are particularly notable, given Chris's decline in terms of having an active online presence.


Chris himself sat in on an [[IRC (23 July 2009)|IRC chat]] where a coterie of [[trolls]] planned the making of the video, where he believed that he had effectively hidden his identity. Bits of Chris's monologue are simply repetitions of what he heard during the chat.
('''[[Sightings (2024)|More...]]''')
 
In his wisdom, Thaddeus never returned the PSN accounts to this day.
 
('''[[Chris humps his PS3|More...]]''')

Revision as of 01:39, 26 July 2024

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Since his release from jail in 2023, multiple sightings of Chris have occurred in 2024. The sightings are particularly notable, given Chris's decline in terms of having an active online presence.

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