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(No need to name Hirschberg, as Chris has not really involved her in this.)
 
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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br>It is currently [[January 2020]].</center>
<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''1 November''' - Chris releases '''[[Minecraft Exploring The End Realm.]]'''
*'''25 October''' - Chris releases '''[[Minecraft Defeating an Ender Dragon]]'''.
*'''22 October''' - Chris uploads '''[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - BADEBUSSEN]]'''.
*'''18 October''' - Chris publishes '''[[Minecraft Search for an Ender Portal]]'''.
*'''11 October''' - The '''[[MINECRAFT Cubepy Build Part 4‎|fourth part]]''' to Chris's Minecraft Cubepy build project is published, edited the month prior.
*'''8 October''' - Chris uploads '''[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - L'venturier]]'''.
* '''6 October''' - Chris '''[[October 2024 social media posts#Sonichu 0 HD, page 71|uploads an uncolored page 71]]''' for ''[[Sonichu 0 HD]]''.


'''Ongoing''': [[Debt]] • [[Dungeons and Dragons]]
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''4 October''' - [[The Place chats (October 2019)#Night Star, personality tests|Night Star, personality tests]] from [[October 2019]]
*'''27 August''' - [[The Place chats (February 2021)#Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness|Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness]] from [[February 2021]]
*'''13 August''' - [[Jail Art (reverse side)#Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in 2004|Poorly-redacted Paperwork]] from [[May 2022]]
*'''25 June''' - [[Null DMs#Questioning Chris|Questioning Chris]] from [[January 2021]]
*'''24 June''' - [[Null DMs#Concern over poop DMs|Concern over poop DMs]] from [[January 2021]]


*'''30 January''' - Chris unveils his in-progress '''[[Dungeons and Dragons]]''' character sheet.
<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in each of the lists at any time.
*'''30 January''' - Two creditors sue Chris for '''[[debt]]''', bringing the Chandlers' running count of debt cases received up to eleven.
*'''29 January''' - '''[[Ben Saint#Normalisation of relations|Ben Saint]]''' returns after months of quiet to Chris's attention on Twitter; he and Chris together solicited crowdfunding for a [[conventions|convention]].  
*'''26 January''' - An ''anonymous'' envelope containing a drawing of a [[creepy stare]] arrives in '''[[The End Games]]''''s mailbox. They upload it to Twitter.
*'''23 January''' - '''[[The End Games]]''' reaffirms that Chris is not welcome in their shop by blocking his Twitter account, to which Chris whines that they are not inclusive and that their reputation has been sullied by banning him.
*'''17 January''' - On Twitter, Chris '''[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-1-17-chris-demands-to-be-unbanned-from-end-games-in-order-to-learn-d-d.65314/ insists]''' he be unbanned from [[The End Games]] to learn how to play ''Dungeons and Dragons'' for him to complete the [[Dimensional Merge]].
*'''1 January 2020''' - New Year's Day arrives; Chris welcomes in the Twenties '''[[I Got A Fish|with one of his classic songs]]'''.


<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[January 2020 social media posts|social media posts]] or visit [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].''</center>
To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>
 
<center>[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is '''not''' [[Chris and death|dead]]; we last heard from her <!---
 
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<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in the list at any time. To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the [[Template:Begging Counter|begging counter]]: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or '''he confirms''' that Barb has indeed passed.}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>

Latest revision as of 22:04, 1 November 2024

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It is currently November 2024. It has been...
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 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.
Current Updates
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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.

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