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'''Magi-Chan Sonichu''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. Like Chris's [[Bionic the Hedgehog|other]] [[Blake|lazy recolors]], his name is a [[random-access humor|lame pun]]: according to Chris, his name is intended to play on the word "[[Wes Iseli|magician]]". He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not solely motivated by finding a [[sweetheart]]. He's also one of the major sources of ''deus ex machina'', and thus far the character most often depicted as just a floating head providing walls of expository dialogue. He is purple, but has been depicted as crimson. His design combines the standard Sonichu template with [[Mewtwo]], who is incidentally Magi-Chan's [[homos|husband]] and [[Chris and sex#Incest|father]]. He <s>is</s> [[Sonichu 10|was]] probably the only sympathetic character in the whole series, due to his sarcastic and often serious mood unintentionally making him seem intolerant of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and Chris's stupid antics, as well as his character's unintentional [[Homos|homosexual]] undertones.
In [[October 2016]], Chris visited some of the stores at which he is banned and asked the management to sign a contract to unban him. The documents were leaked to [[Kiwi Farms]] on 13 October.


Since mid-[[2017]], Chris has thought of Magi-Chan as an imaginary friend hanging out with him [[Chris and reality|in the real world]], eclipsing even the original Sonichu in popularity. The [[Idea Guys]], injecting themselves into Chris's life about this time, seized the chance to run with this as far as they could. New ''facts'' about Magi-Chan, including his incestuous homosexual marriage, were introduced to Chris in this way through early [[2018]]. In March of that year, a psychologically distorted Chris declared that Magi-Chan was [[polyamorous marriage|his husband]], as well as Mewtwo's. After the Idea Guys were removed from power, Magi-Chan has become a key player in the [[Dimensional Merge]] and one of Chris's [[Twitter]] sockpuppets, usurping [[Night Star]].
Chris's attitude to bans appears to have remained the same [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|as his reaction]] to his ban from the [[GAMe PLACe]] nearly a decade earlier, using ridiculous [[negotiation]] tactics to tackle bans that he just cannot get over. These documents are also a big example of his [[Chris and his Ego|egotistical nature]] and [[Sonic Boom Protests|deteriorating]] [[Un-clit 2.0|sense]] [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis|of]] [[Chris and reality|reality]] post-[[Tomgirl]], believing that businesses (that'll be better without his patronage) will sign a legal document that will unban him and prevent them from being able to call the [[JERKOPS|police]] against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from [[Chris and the Law|criminal prosecution]], thus making it null and void), all because a violent, egotistical lolcow believes that not signing would prove that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a**" b*****", comparing them to [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]. He also believes that the reasons that he was banned are now "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince [[Michael Snyder]] that he needs to "[[Chris and remorse|forgive]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|and]] [[Megan|forget]]"), and that the [[Chris in the media#New York Magazine|"Human Rights Campaign"]] would be on his side since he's now a "[[Tomgirl Saga|"L"esbian "T"ranswoman]]", the L and T from LGBTQ.


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Latest revision as of 13:22, 13 November 2024

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In October 2016, Chris visited some of the stores at which he is banned and asked the management to sign a contract to unban him. The documents were leaked to Kiwi Farms on 13 October.

Chris's attitude to bans appears to have remained the same as his reaction to his ban from the GAMe PLACe nearly a decade earlier, using ridiculous negotiation tactics to tackle bans that he just cannot get over. These documents are also a big example of his egotistical nature and deteriorating sense of reality post-Tomgirl, believing that businesses (that'll be better without his patronage) will sign a legal document that will unban him and prevent them from being able to call the police against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from criminal prosecution, thus making it null and void), all because a violent, egotistical lolcow believes that not signing would prove that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a**" b*****", comparing them to Donald Trump. He also believes that the reasons that he was banned are now "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince Michael Snyder that he needs to "forgive and forget"), and that the "Human Rights Campaign" would be on his side since he's now a ""L"esbian "T"ranswoman", the L and T from LGBTQ.

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