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'''C-Log 03182026''' is a video uploaded to Chris's [[YouTube]] channel on 18 [[March 2026]]. He is still curious about a supposed video he remembers titled "Chris-Chan Sucks" which he claims is from [[2006]], he had posted about it a month prior.
In [[March 2026]], ''Hyperdimension Neptunia'' announced a new game set for August, which introduces new official characters. Among those are '''CPU Blue Heart''' Ciel of Lastation (a reference to [[Sony]]), with a backstory contradicting Chris's lore. Chris's response was to complain about his Blue Heart OC being left out of the game. He also spammed demands, to a Twitter account promoting the game, that ''Hyperdimension Neptunia''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s CPU Blue Heart be renamed.


Summary:
According to Chris CPU Blue Heart is the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Console Patron Unit]] Goddess of the Nations of [[CWCville]] and Comma, and of the [[Commodore|Commodore Consoles]]. Conceived by Chris after being force-fed ''Hyperdimension Neptunia'' lore by the [[Idea Guys]], Scarlett serves as one of his escapist alter egos, providing a [[coping|coping mechanism]] and enabling his [[messiah complex]]. Through this alter ego, Chris has also emerged as the figurehead of the [[Dimensional Merge]], with his own [[Enablers|group of "worshippers"]].
*Chris blames his past behavior on [[Meds|SSRI meds]].
*Chris has been a bad person before.
*Chris is [[Honor roll|dumb]] sometimes.
*[[The CWCki]] needs to stop with the bigfoot photos.
*This supposedly isn't a [[Chris and anger|rant video]].
*We are all [[Chris and sex|perverts]].
*Chris is annoyed of leaked phone calls with [[theoretical exes]].
*Chris gives a shoutout to [[Otaku King]], seemingly keeping up with him and his videos (Chris tells him he can reach out). He is sorry about his phone. He asks us to help him out.
*Chris tripped and fell on [[HarmonyCon|13 February]] due to being in a hurry, and he also stubbed his right toe. Bad luck!
*Chris [[Sickness|came down with a cold]] last week and is still recovering.
*Prerecorded video will be posted on 20 March, and Chris will open more slots on [[Cameo]] soon.that it had given him diarrhea.


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Latest revision as of 19:48, 23 March 2026

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In March 2026, Hyperdimension Neptunia announced a new game set for August, which introduces new official characters. Among those are CPU Blue Heart Ciel of Lastation (a reference to Sony), with a backstory contradicting Chris's lore. Chris's response was to complain about his Blue Heart OC being left out of the game. He also spammed demands, to a Twitter account promoting the game, that Hyperdimension Neptunia's CPU Blue Heart be renamed.

According to Chris CPU Blue Heart is the Console Patron Unit Goddess of the Nations of CWCville and Comma, and of the Commodore Consoles. Conceived by Chris after being force-fed Hyperdimension Neptunia lore by the Idea Guys, Scarlett serves as one of his escapist alter egos, providing a coping mechanism and enabling his messiah complex. Through this alter ego, Chris has also emerged as the figurehead of the Dimensional Merge, with his own group of "worshippers".


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