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[[Chris|Chris's]] ego, is, and always will be, his most problematic [[Chris and...|trait]]. Over the years, Chris's excessive narcissism has created many problems for him; whether it's his all-consuming craving for praise of his questionable [[Chris and art|artistic talent]], thinking that his [[Chores|minor inconveniences]] outweigh in importance the [[Father Call|death of a family member]], or simply not giving [[Alec Benson Leary|fellow]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|members]] [[Evan|of]] [[Manajerks|society]] any [[Scale of Respect|respect]] whatsoever, in summary Chris really pays no heed to anyone who isn't him. Now, while some of this can be attributed to his [[Autism|autism]], much the same as [[Chris and reality|reality]], for the most part, Chris willingly chooses to be the self-obsessed man he is, much to the annoyance of those around him. In fact, there's so much evidence for his overt self-absorption that it merits its own [[Examples of Chris's Ego|list]].


Chris's egotism has leaked into the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]], as well. While the focus of the series was originally centred around the main character, [[Sonichu character|Sonichu]], Chris's heavily idealized (i.e. given god-like powers and virtues and a [[Obesity|proportionate build]] to compensate for Chris's stunted physical ability and morality) [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|self-insert]] slowly, but surely, became the main focus of the story. The best example of this being [[Sonichu 4]], which consisted of several [[Sub-episodes|sub-episodes]] dedicated to the semi-fabricated accounts of Chris's real life experiences with the sole purpose of attempting to [[Chris and religion|make Chris look like a martyr]] to garner some sympathy. Sonichu, in fact, is hardly even in the entire issue, even though the series is NAMED after him. While Chris originally planned to get rid of his comic-persona, due to constant criticism, it never really took off, as he managed to find himself as the main character, once again, despite a little [[Time Void|deus ex machina]], here and there. In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris goes full god-mode Mary-sue, giving his self-insert's [[Chris-chan Sonichu|super mode]] a [[Collosal Chan|super mode]].
In [[March 2026]], ''Hyperdimension Neptunia'' announced a new game set for August, which introduces new official characters. Among those are '''CPU Blue Heart''' Ciel of Lastation (a reference to [[Sony]]), with a backstory contradicting Chris's lore. An upset Chris took to spamming the Twitter feeds of official accounts promoting ''Neptunia'' as well as accounts of fans approving of Ciel's design. In his tweets, Chris angrily claimed himself the real Blue Heart and attempted to convince ''Neptunia'' to change Ciel's title.


Even today, in 2014, we can still catch glimpses of Chris's continually monstrous ego, even when concentrated into [[Chris and English|misspelled]] [[Facebook|Facebook posts]] and vastly over-priced [[eBay|eBay merchandise]].
According to Chris, CPU Blue Heart (also known as Scarlett Celestia and later Scarlet LaRose) is the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Console Patron Unit]] Goddess of the Nations of [[CWCville]] and Comma, and of the [[Commodore|Commodore Consoles]]. Conceived by Chris after being force-fed ''Hyperdimension Neptunia'' lore by the [[Idea Guys]], Scarlett serves as one of his escapist alter egos, providing a [[coping|coping mechanism]] and enabling his [[messiah complex]]. Through this alter ego, Chris has also emerged as the figurehead of the [[Dimensional Merge]], with his own [[Enablers|group of "worshippers"]].
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In March 2026, Hyperdimension Neptunia announced a new game set for August, which introduces new official characters. Among those are CPU Blue Heart Ciel of Lastation (a reference to Sony), with a backstory contradicting Chris's lore. An upset Chris took to spamming the Twitter feeds of official accounts promoting Neptunia as well as accounts of fans approving of Ciel's design. In his tweets, Chris angrily claimed himself the real Blue Heart and attempted to convince Neptunia to change Ciel's title.

According to Chris, CPU Blue Heart (also known as Scarlett Celestia and later Scarlet LaRose) is the Console Patron Unit Goddess of the Nations of CWCville and Comma, and of the Commodore Consoles. Conceived by Chris after being force-fed Hyperdimension Neptunia lore by the Idea Guys, Scarlett serves as one of his escapist alter egos, providing a coping mechanism and enabling his messiah complex. Through this alter ego, Chris has also emerged as the figurehead of the Dimensional Merge, with his own group of "worshippers".

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