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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br>It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].</center>
<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
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|<!---
  LINK TO MOST RECENT SIGHTING
-->[[Sightings_(2026)#Mall of Tripla, Helsinki, Finland|
<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|<!--
  DATE AND TIME OF LAST SIGHTING (UTC)
-->2026-6-5 15:00:00<!--
-->}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''
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  LINK TO MOST RECENT LIVESTREAM
-->[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime|


'''Ongoing''': [[Debt]] * [[Spirit possession]]
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*'''15 April''' - Chris '''[[April 2020 social media posts#Chris body swaps with Sonichu to cope with missing BABScon|announces that he had body-swapped]]''' with [[Sonichu]] - an elaborate maladaptive coping method for missing out on the BABScon convention which had been cancelled due to COVID-19.
  DATE AND TIME OF LAST LIVESTREAM
*'''10 April''' - Wishing to win over the [[Soft Exile|TF2 crew]] again, Chris releases a '''[[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams|live stream]]''' reacting to their videos.
-->2026-3-28 23:00:00<!--
*'''31 March''' - Imitating one of [[Jacob Sockness]]'s pagan rituals, [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6224799 '''Chris builds an altar'''] in his room. Along with it, he displays his newest '''[[headgear]]''': a bead crown to hold his [[magic stones]] against his forehead.
*'''28 March''' - On Twitter, '''[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of Dimensional Merge|This Viral Event is declared]]''' a sign of the [[Dimensional Merge]]; Chris says that it was cured weeks ago in his [[C-197|fantasy world]], adding that ''[[My Little Pony]]'' characters were working to stop the pandemic problems in the real world. He also '''[[March 2020 social media posts#Shipping|challenges his orbiters on Twitter]]''' to find a positive romance about himself written before the day of his [[polyamorous marriage]].
*'''18 March''' - [[Conventions|BABScon]] is cancelled to comply with Californian measures against the [https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019 ongoing COVID-19 pandemic]; Chris '''[[March 2020 social media posts#Chris finally weighs in on the pandemic|whines about 'This Viral Event']]''' on Twitter. His '''[[debt]]''' hearing is also rescheduled for 20 May.
*'''17 March''' - This day marks the twentieth anniversary of  [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|Sonichu's creation]].


<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or visit [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].''</center>
-->}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''


<center>[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is '''not''' [[Chris and death|dead]]; we last heard from her <!---
<div style="font-size:0.88em">
''Record Streak: 233 days''
|}
We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
* '''12 June''' - Chris publishes '''[[FanMail and Cwcville Autobots Stream Highlights]]'''.
* '''5 June'''
** Chris and [[Flutter]] are spotted in the '''[[Sightings_(2026)#Mall of Tripla, Helsinki, Finland|Mall of Tripla cinema]]''', going to see ''The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act''.
** Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 2026 Wave 4]]'''
* '''31 May''' - Chris's Instagram account '''[[May 2026 social media posts#Addressing the $SONICHU token|promotes a crypto coin after being hacked]]'''.
* '''29 May''' - Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated]] '''and '''[[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'''.
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''11 June''' - [[Prank calls#DPF phonecalls|DPF call with Bob Chandler]] from [[January 2010]].
*'''24 May''' - [[Chris-chan helps Julia with her addiction]] from [[May 2009]].
*'''30 April''' - [[Chando Sings!]] from [[September 2008]].


  LINK TO ARTICLE MENTIONING BARB'S MOST RECENT ACTION
<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in each of the lists at any time.
-->[[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams|'''  


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To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>
 
  DATE AND TIME OF LATEST CONFIRMATION BARB IS ALIVE (UTC)
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<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in the list at any time. If a full calendar month passes after an entry is listed (eg it is 1 April and there is an entry from 28 February still up), it should be removed, even if the list then has fewer than seven items.
 
To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the [[Template:Begging Counter|begging counter]]: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or '''he confirms''' that Barb has indeed passed.}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>

Latest revision as of 12:19, 25 June 2026

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It is currently June 2026. It has been...
24
 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
93
 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.
Current Updates
Recently Uncovered Info

Usage

These usage notes will not be included in articles bearing this template.

This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.

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