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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br>It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].</center>
<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
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-->[[Sightings_(2026)#Mall of Tripla, Helsinki, Finland|
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  LINK TO MOST RECENT LIVESTREAM
-->[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime|


'''Ongoing''': [[Debt]]{{•}} [[Dimensional Merge]]
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*'''31 July''' - [[Null]] announces a refund to donors of the '''[[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|GoFundMe]]''' that was intended to fund Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]].
*'''30 July''' - A [[welfare check]] is conducted over the '''[[incest]]''' allegations. An emergency protective order is issued forbidding Chris from contacting his mother and from being at [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler house]] until 5 August. In the wake of the scandal, Chris trends on Twitter, and  [[Everfree Northwest]] bans him from attending its upcoming convention.
*'''29 July''' - Audio leaks of Chris allegedly '''[[Incest|admitting to having sexual intercourse with his mother]]''' since 27 June 2021.
*'''27 July''' - Chris records '''[[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|a video]]''' angrily demanding Hasbro cancel its ''[[My Little Pony]]'' reboot. As the video footage revealed several punched-in holes in the wall, Chris was asked about the damage, '''[[Discord#Punched wall|to which he replied]]''' that it was from past attempts to break into his fantasy dimension.
*'''22 July''' - Chris '''[[July 2021 social media posts#Please update the CWCki|releases]]''' an official lyric sheet for his old song "[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]]".
*'''15 July''' - One of the Chandler beagles, '''[[Snoopy]]''', passes away.
*'''14 July''' - Barb '''[[:File:Court Record - 2021 LVNV Funding LLC, Warrant in Debt (Barbara, GV21000117-00).png|owes $692.82 to LVNV Funding]]'''.
*'''11 July''' - The WCT is '''[[Watchmen#Interview|interviewed by a CWCki editor]]''' on the Watchmen breakup.
*'''9 July''' - Chris uploads '''[[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|a video]]''' in order to promote a GoFundMe campaign that was made to raise money so he could afford the trip to '''[[Everfree Northwest]]''', a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention held in Seattle, Washington.


<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or visit [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].''</center>
  DATE AND TIME OF LAST LIVESTREAM
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<center>'''[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]], as far as we know, is not [[Chris and death|dead]]'''; her latest activity was <!---
-->}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''


  LINK TO ARTICLE MENTIONING BARB'S MOST RECENT ACTION
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-->[[Incest|'''  
''Record Streak: 233 days''
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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
* '''12 June''' - Chris publishes '''[[FanMail and Cwcville Autobots Stream Highlights]]'''.
* '''5 June'''
** Chris and [[Flutter]] are spotted in the '''[[Sightings_(2026)#Mall of Tripla, Helsinki, Finland|Mall of Tripla cinema]]''', going to see ''The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act''.
** Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 2026 Wave 4]]'''
* '''31 May''' - Chris's Instagram account '''[[May 2026 social media posts#Addressing the $SONICHU token|promotes a crypto coin after being hacked]]'''.
* '''29 May''' - Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated]] '''and '''[[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'''.
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''11 June''' - [[Prank calls#DPF phonecalls|DPF call with Bob Chandler]] from [[January 2010]].
*'''24 May''' - [[Chris-chan helps Julia with her addiction]] from [[May 2009]].
*'''30 April''' - [[Chando Sings!]] from [[September 2008]].


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Latest revision as of 12:19, 25 June 2026

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It is currently June 2026. It has been...
23
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
92
day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

Recently Uncovered Info

Usage

These usage notes will not be included in articles bearing this template.

This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.