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'''DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS''' is a trollish shorthand used in reference to Chris's troubles with {{w|Fecal incontinence|fecal leakage}}. Coined by Chris himself in an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]] from January 2009, it has quickly become a popular catchphrase.
'''Everfree NW''' (Everfree Northwest) is an annual ''[[My Little Pony]]'' [[List of conventions attended by Chris|convention]] held in {{w|Bellevue, Washington}}. Chris intended to go to the 2021 convention held between 13-15 [[August 2021|August]], and had spent two weeks working on commissions to afford a plane flight, hotel, general admissions, and extra cash to spend on products at the convention. However, Everfree Northwest blacklisted him from attending and revoked his ticket during the fallout of the [[Incest Call]], a leaked conversation in which [[Affair with Mother|Chris bragged about having incestuous relations with]] [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]]. Chris was in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] while the con took place, and the funds raised for the planned trip were returned to the commissioners by fundraiser organizer [[Null]].


In short, Chris unwittingly shits himself often. Even after encouragement from his doctor and from his mother, Chris would refuse to wear [[butt garments]] because, according to the [[Ivy Q&A#Threats|Ivy Q&A]], he felt they were for [[Sonee & Rosey|babies]]. He had only one or two episodes where he wore the butt garments, though they were only worn because Ivy told him it was his punishment for cheating on her with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. Based on his own comments on the subject and those of people who've managed to get close to him (particularly his now-deceased sweetheart [[Ivy]]), [[stress]] tends to inspire these episodes, but at other times he appears to be too lazy, careless, or distracted to bother making his way to a toilet.
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Considering that Chris's bowel issues have been occurring since childhood, it's most likely related to his [[autism]], as incontinence has been known to occur amongst individuals with the disorder, particularly those who are more [[Minor_Family_Members#Unnamed_autistic_cousin|severely affected]].
 
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Latest revision as of 15:38, 17 August 2026

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Everfree NW (Everfree Northwest) is an annual My Little Pony convention held in Bellevue, Washington. Chris intended to go to the 2021 convention held between 13-15 August, and had spent two weeks working on commissions to afford a plane flight, hotel, general admissions, and extra cash to spend on products at the convention. However, Everfree Northwest blacklisted him from attending and revoked his ticket during the fallout of the Incest Call, a leaked conversation in which Chris bragged about having incestuous relations with his mother. Chris was in Central Virginia Regional Jail while the con took place, and the funds raised for the planned trip were returned to the commissioners by fundraiser organizer Null.

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