CWCki:Inside the Pickle Suit

Inside the Pickle Suit was an ongoing CWCki project where CWCki users can ask trolls involved with Chris their side of the story in a series of interviews in order to gain information to improve CWCki articles.

The interview will be with Ivy's ghost, scheduled for 11 February 2011.

Candidates for Future Interviews

Difficulty - must be trolls (no Megan, The Wallflower, etc.).

Vote for next interview on the talk page by 10 February 2011.

Project canceled - see details here

Some possibilities (not inclusive):

• BlueSpike/Julie opted out
• The Man in the Pickle Suit
• Emily
• Jack Thaddeus opted out
• Clyde Cash opted out
• Panda AWOL
• Kacey AWOL
• Alec Benson Leary
• Jackie
• Surfshack Tito work at the Shoreshack
• Comming out as a faggoty manchild who's a shame to society.

Rules of Engagement

• No stupid questions (i.e. "What's your REAL name?," "Where do you REALLY live?").
• Read the relevant articles first before asking.

Questions

Ask your questions here. Be sure to sign your question so we know who asked it.

Questions for Ivy are due 10 February 2011

Assuming that you weren't forced to abort, what was your original plan for ending the saga? Did you have anything special planned for the breakup?--MoarLurk 17:18, 3 February 2011 (PST)

• Also how did you get Chris to watch End of Evangelion and did he have any prior exposure to the series?--MoarLurk 19:42, 3 February 2011 (PST)

How much contact did you have with Chris? Also, were you ever actually planning on meeting Chris like he mentions in this video?--Sack Thaddic 18:15, 3 February 2011 (PST)

How much input did you have into the content Chris produced during the saga? Were the Wedding/Honeymoon Comics based on your suggestions, or did Chris come up with it on his own?--Dethchemist77 18:27, 3 February 2011 (PST)

After the saga ended, Chris seemed uncertain about whether you were a really a troll or not. Have you ever considered re-establishing contact with him?--Dethchemist77 21:19, 3 February 2011 (PST)

Doesn't Chris think Ivy died? Eamoo 11:51, 4 February 2011 (PST)

He thought PandaHalo died earlier in the year; that didn't stop him from e-mailing her once she resurfaced. Not saying it's a good idea for Ivy to do the same, I'm just wondering if Ivy ever thought about it.--Dethchemist77 16:39, 4 February 2011 (PST)

• Of course Ivy's dead, that's why we're getting an interview with her ghost. But that does bring about a bigger issue, which I'll discuss in a separate section.--Champthom 18:50, 4 February 2011 (PST)

Opinions regarding how Chris became the way he is vary from assigning him over nine thousand different mental diseases and disorders, to crediting his 'perfect storm' of behavioral issues to simply shitty parenting of an autistic kid. As one of his more dedicated trolls, what are your thoughts? --Ronichu 13:43, 4 February 2011 (PST)

Most of the trolling aside from BlueSpike's efforts seems designed with the ultimate goal of helping Chris (eg "Get a job" is a requirement of practically all sweethearts). Do you believe this has had any effect? Can they? Following on from that, do you support BlueSpike style trolling, aka purposely inflicting as much harm on Chris as possible with no 'goal'? --Ronichu 13:43, 4 February 2011 (PST)

That's not really "bluespike". That was really just how blue ended it. People always gloss over all the other stuff that blue got us, most notably the "bob walks in" audio. Canine 17:43, 4 February 2011 (PST)

Is it true that one time when Chris called you, one of your parents (or someone pretended to be your parent) picked up the phone and told Chris off for calling all the time and so damn early in the morning? --Nhocgreen 20:49, 4 February 2011 (PST)

Did you ever save any of the chatlogs/phone calls ect with Chris or are they lost in the Time Void forever? BSD 23:02, 4 February 2011 (PST)

this idea is fucking retarding i opt out. fuck you champ. -- Clyde 23:42, 4 February 2011 (PST)

• edit sorry, was out celebrating chinese new years i meant to say fucking retarded. -- Clyde 23:42, 4 February 2011 (PST)

This from the same guy (or guys behind the fursona), masthead apparant of the PVCC (to which the very same USI and truly stalkerish appearance is also rightfully attributed) who had waited until things are already in a frenzy about Chris and not having everything to do with him (Jackie crap) then started giving scraps of withheld chatlogs and things that aren't even interesting and only may have been in the first place (Bluespike Skype logs, almost useless with just chattext, ect.) and made sure he got in on the CWCki "Chris And..." spergfest of the time by meaninglessly making "Television" into "Chris and Television," just to draw attention to himself and try to drive home that he is a EPIN TROL GODTEIR liek NOONE ELSEEEE, and now flips his fucking shit when there's the chance he might not get to uphold the mystique of the character and his personal army or whatever if he deigns to volunteer answers to some simple questions about what he did, why and how and if those who he considers are at his beck and call answer question that don't need to have anything to do with him. why don't you quit being such a faggot and just answer questions that people who have followed your trolling of chris for years want to know? 12345 20:03, 7 February 2011 (PST)

no -- Clyde 13:54, 9 February 2011 (PST)

Was there a point were trolling Chris stopped being fun and became a chore? As in, because he kept calling, you felt you HAD to talk to him and you HAD to keep dealing with him? A follow up question: was it your idea to end it or and outside source? -- TheMAN 03:03, 5 February 2011 (PST)

The say that a madman falling in love with you is a scarier situation than a madman wanting to kill you. Were you frightened or disturbed by any of your contacts with Chris? Or if not, were you merely amused by his bizarre methods of showing affection? --DJChaos 15:22, 5 February 2011 (PST)

Outside of what's been documented, are there any funny Chris stories you can share with us? John Ritter's Nutsack 15:57, 5 February 2011 (PST)

When Rocky decided to call the police, did you have any conversations with her at all? Obviously the background check on you came up with nothing, but did you have any problems at all with Rocky's meddling? - Machop 16:57, 5 February 2011 (PST)

This one's kinda stupid, but i am a little curious. When Chris made the wedding comic the dress was ripped off from November Rain. Since Chris only listens to video game music or songs from guitar hero, chances are he never heard of that song or seen that video. Did you ever mention that you liked guns and roses/November rain, or is that some of his random accessness? --CaseHa 17:10, 5 February 2011 (PST)

If you had one more time to troll Chris before you died, what else would you have done to the manchild? --PedoforkBait 18:06, 5 February 2010 (PST)

How come nobody but you guys have been able to contact Chris? Do you guys monitor his e-mail and other messages before he gets them? --Dankechu 07:24, 6 February 2011 (PST)

What do you mean? People contact Chris all the time. He just doesn't respond. His phone number is everywhere. Also, he doesn't have a computer anymore and I seriously doubt he checks his email too frequently. Canine 12:24, 6 February 2011 (PST)

It just seems a little odd to me that you guys have had dibs on the fat manchild for all these years now. Certainly Chrissy talks to other people as well? I don't care how lazy he is, there should also be other lottery winners from his e-mail box.... since 2007. --Dankechu 14:48, 6 February 2011 (PST)

Who used email to communicate with him? The only major person I can think of who used email was Jackie and she contacted him from outside of email first. Anyone I'm missing? Canine 15:13, 6 February 2011 (PST)

You wanna be that way, fine, whatever. But I still think you guys checked his email and other shit to keep tabs on him. --Dankechu 15:52, 6 February 2011 (PST)

I think it's pretty much a given that they did or still do have access to his email, despite claims otherwise. Also on /cwc/ recently Tito intercepted a white knighting attempt left in Chris' cellphone voicemail by a /cwc/ user, and they prank called this guy back. Tito posted what the contents were of the message, since the guy claimed he called to troll Chris and Tito revealed it was actually a white knight attempt. That tells you they also have access to his voicemail inbox. Nigroid 14:30, 7 February 2011 (PST)

I think it's more likely that the number the white knight texted was fake or something. I doubt anyone's doing anything illegal here. Nobody's that stupid. Freecell 14:39, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Could be. Would it actually be illegal if you just figured out somebodies voicemail password or it was willingly given though? Anyway, it doesn't really matter and I don't care either way, so that's all I have to say on the matter. Looking forward to this though, I'm glad you guys decided to do it. Nigroid 15:08, 7 February 2011 (PST)

It doesn't necessarily mean that someone is in his voicemail. Chris could've told someone about it. Like that's how miela was caught. Chris told Jackie about her. Also we run into a lot of dumb white knights when people message accounts like the CWCville library. People think they're talking to Chris and drop their info. I don't remember what happened with the person on /cwc/, but I don't think access to Chris' voicemail was necessary. Canine 16:09, 7 February 2011 (PST)

This happened like last month, which was awhile after Chris left the internet. This guy left a message in Chris' voicemail, then posted audio of a message he got back that was someone impersonating Chris. Tito then showed up and said it wasn't the real Chris and that he'd had someone make that call, and that this guy actually left a white knight message on Chris' phone, not a trolling message as he claimed. There was no way he told anyone about it since he'd already ragequit again. Seems pretty clear he had access to the voicemail. Nigroid 00:27, 8 February 2011 (PST)

People had brought up the "Chris told someone" theory back in that cwc thread too, and Tito pretty much confirmed that PVCC still had contact with Chris, possibly through Samantha.--Nhocgreen 20:59, 8 February 2011 (PST)

Probably a stupid question but have you ever talked to Barb or Bob on the phone? If so, How did it go? --Lucida 7:41, 6 February 2011 (PST)

How did you find out about Chris stealing his parent's credit cards for his PSN account? --Lucida 7:52, 6 February 2011 (PST)

When you started your trolling endeavor did you ever realize how horrifyingly obsessed Chris would become with you? Also, given how chilling it is for people to watch the videos he made for you, what was your reaction to it all? Was it scary, hilarious, or an odd mixture of the two? OsirisLord 00:21, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Kind of piggybacking on another user's question: If you had had the chance to meet Chris in person, how do you think the event would have progressed? Would you have attempted to follow Chris's itinerary to a certain point before suggesting different activities, ride it the whole way through, or completely hijack it? Also, judging how the date with Emily (and any other female) went, it seems that Chris's ultimate goal in meeting up with a woman is to kiss and/or bed her. Would you have been prepared for his advances? Would you have brought along a chaperon/bodyguard, or did you believe that Chris was actually pretty harmless and that you could easily deflect his moves? -- Elliecoral 17:08 7 February 2011 (EST) [minor edit for grammar]

Ivy, I am curious. What was your reaction to the creeptacular videos Chris made for you, particularly "Message for Ivy" and "For my Sweetest Ivy"? Did you start to second guess your decision to help troll Chris? What was your reaction to "For my Sweetest Ivy" getting played on the radio? It seems Chris has arguably made some of his creepiest and disturbing videos during your saga, and was totally enamored with you. Was there anything different you were doing in your trolling of Chris over the phone, as he seemed to be obsessed with your more than any other "sweetheart" of any saga before or since. I only ask this since we don't have your phone calls to hear for ourselves, so I'm curious if you did anything unique to get Chris so wrapped up in you? Nigroid 14:26, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Ivy's Ghost, what was it about what you did that seemed to influence Chris to draw comic and also bring the crazy out of him? Also, you seem to have been the last sweetheart to use a fursona/sonic recolor sidekicks. Would you recommend future sweethearts to do the same? Barachulove 20:23, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Ivy, I guess this question has to do with meeting Chris, but how badly did Chris want to meet you in real life? And did Chris have any intentions of getting married with you(because of his daughter Crystal), or possibly getting a place together(If it went that far in Chris's mind)? Or did Chris just want you inside of his filthy home and having degrading "hanky-panky" in the garbage heaps of his house(because nothing says romance like rolling around in some garbage with an overweight man-child)? Chris_Pickles 4:20, 8 February 2011 (EST)

He did propose to her, you know. Also piggybacking on Chris_Pickles' question, how did you feel about the marriage proposal? Did you tell him how crazy it was?--Nhocgreen 20:59, 8 February 2011 (PST)

Any relation to Poison Ivy? TheIronFjord 10:29, 8 February 2011 (EST)

This is an odd one, but was there, at any time, a moment when you felt a morsel of pity and/or (misguided) affection for Chris, or believed that he could be changed? (Granted, we mostly despise Chris, but there are a few times when some of us feel sorry for him and wish he could improve himself.) Do you believe Chris can redeem himself and become a somewhat functioning member of society, or is he a lost cause? For that matter, did you consider white knighting? -- Elliecoral 18:11, 8 February 2011 (EST)

Your saga produced some of the most bizzare behavior from Chris. While he certainly did some weird stuff before you came along, his videos for you contained some of the most disturbing behavior he has ever shown. Among Chris's sweethearts, what made you so unique that you were able to get such strangeness out of him? Did you approach him differently? Farm Zombie 01:08, 9 February 2011 (PST)

Did you ever contact Chris through any other persona, ie via the mailbags? Also, what exactly prompted Chris to become so enamoured of you so quickly - in other words, how did you first approach him and what did you do or say which led him to produce CWC's Message for Ivy? Baxter 10:56, 9 February 2011 (PST)

What was the grossest thing Chris ever said to you? I think other people have already asked this but how did you get Chris to start talking to you and did he ever get a "real" picture of you? (as in a picture of a random person from the internet) Or was Chris just going off of drawn pictures?Interested bystander 19:01, 9 February 2011 (PST)

Was it hard to play it straight when talking to Chris on the phone? Did you ever break character, or just start cracking up? darkhorse816 22:21, 9 February 2011 (CST)

Given the creepy shit he said in his videos, did he every try to get all phone-sexy with you? If so how did you handle it? Did you manage to distract him long enough to espcape, or did you try play along? And if you did, how hard was it to stay in character/how much was too much? CiXwOw 23:52, 9 February 2011 (PST)