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In case anyone's wondering, the images are called "TG#" because TomGirl. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:09, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
In case anyone's wondering, the images are called "TG#" because TomGirl. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:09, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
* '''MY EYES!''' CAN NOT UNSEE! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
Is there ANY backstory to this?!? What I don't understand is that he 1) went into PUBLIC wearing this stuff (there's a picture of him at his mall) and 2) It looks like he shaved his underarms in one or two pictures...WHY?! Dear God why?! --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 19:26, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
* Pretty sure he always shaved his underarms. I don't know why I know that. --[[User:Kwippleton|Kwippleton]] 19:38, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:I guess you don't understand hygiene, 4Macie. That's besides esthetics. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:02, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
*Yes but A. This is Chris, hygiene is a foreign word to him and B. Its aesthetics. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:35, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
:The article could use some clarification as to what the hell is going on here. There's gotta be some sort of story behind this. What's the deal? This is some of Chris's weirdest antics yet. Just when you think the lulcow ran dry... [[User:Abyssal|Abyssal]] 19:42, 28 April 2011 (PDT)


Note that both ears are pierced, not just the gay ear (see: cucumbers on eyes pic). Also, that's his real hair and the images aren't censored; he's  wearing a g-string. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:54, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
Note that both ears are pierced, not just the gay ear (see: cucumbers on eyes pic). Also, that's his real hair and the images aren't censored; he's  wearing a g-string. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:54, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
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He's using a real camara to take his picture in some of these, that's unusual. I wonder what the poor guy who had to develop them was thinking. O_o [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 20:31, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
He's using a real camara to take his picture in some of these, that's unusual. I wonder what the poor guy who had to develop them was thinking. O_o [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 20:31, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
This is probably a long shot, however I really think he did this for a girl. Most likely a girl who liked to dress up as a guy and wanted Chris to do the same. Or it's a really, really good troll. Either way, whoever made him do this is really good at what they do, because these pictures are FUCKING DISGUSTING. [[User:Mikau|Mikau]] 20:54, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
: [[:File:TG3.jpg|"...when the government fears the people, there is liberty"]]. I'm sure this new heartsweet has her Guy Fawkes mask ready. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 02:24, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
* Let me tell you something, and like I said, this really isn't really the place to say it. But nonetheless, whenever I try to rationalize what Chris does, I usually get disappointed because the simple fact of the matter is - Chris is just fucked up.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:24, 29 April 2011 (PDT)


The saddest thing about all this is that this didn't even suprise me in the slightest, I wasn't even mildly shocked to see Chris in drag, or even with a sock on his flacid manhood. --[[User:Gustofwind|Gustofwind]] 21:31, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
The saddest thing about all this is that this didn't even suprise me in the slightest, I wasn't even mildly shocked to see Chris in drag, or even with a sock on his flacid manhood. --[[User:Gustofwind|Gustofwind]] 21:31, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
: many are saying it isn't a sock...it's a g-string. You can't see the strings holding it up because of his gut roll over but when he does the picture of his butt, you can see the black thong part in the crack.....if you REALLY want to look that is. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:35, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
: many are saying it isn't a sock...it's a g-string. You can't see the strings holding it up because of his gut roll over but when he does the picture of his butt, you can see the black thong part in the crack.....if you REALLY want to look that is. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:35, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
Goddaemnd monkey-assed hell. Well, what do we do with this page? Start describing shit? In fuckin' ''detail''?! It could stand as is, like the CWCki's own personal 'shock page'...--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:00, 28 April 2011 (PDT)


INFO, somebody has it. Where are the pictures from? Did he upload them somewhere? Or is it old stuff made public by trolls? --[[User:Cuprite|Cuprite]] 22:05, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
INFO, somebody has it. Where are the pictures from? Did he upload them somewhere? Or is it old stuff made public by trolls? --[[User:Cuprite|Cuprite]] 22:05, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
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:::In the meantime, someone try to find an appropreate picture of King Hippo from the Captain N cartoon; he also crossdresses, and he's also a fat, useless, discolored retard.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:17, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:::In the meantime, someone try to find an appropreate picture of King Hippo from the Captain N cartoon; he also crossdresses, and he's also a fat, useless, discolored retard.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:17, 28 April 2011 (PDT)


In some of these, he looks uncannily like a fat version of Buffalo Bill. [[User:Vulture-chan|Vulture-chan]] 22:30, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
== Disturbing revelation ==


I was about to ask if the PSN take down made him go further down the crazy hole o_o [[User:Raku|Raku]] 23:30, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
*[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG19.jpg This pic] raises several disturbing things. First off, If you look in the background, you see the journey's sign. Why does this matter you ask?
:Chris has been at this a while, and you can tell because growing out hair takes a while. The PSN going down was coincidence. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 00:49, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
[http://www.simon.com/mall/MallDirectoryPrint.aspx?id=117 Fashion Square Mall Directory]
I also love the claims that he is "straight". Yeah, Chris is as "straight" as a circle >_> [[User:Raku|Raku]] 23:34, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
Journey's in the section labeled G on the map. Right near exact center of the mall, meaning he walked around like that near small children. It also explains where he might have picked up everything, for the women's Belk is right around the corner. The disturbing part is he walked around the mall a hop skip and a jump from where I work! And before you ask, no I didn't see him drag. Side note, he is wearing his ring again, see [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG5.jpg this pic]. Also, there is a piercing pagoda in the mall. In summation, he got pierced, did up and bought his tranny clothes all in the mall most likely. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
: Circle? Try "ampersand." --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 00:25, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
: Is [http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG3.jpg this sign] somewhere in the mall? Is this part of some sort of cross-dressing awareness event, and is Chris just taking part? [[User:Turnabout|Turnabout]] 22:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
**It looks like the chalkboard Chris drew on in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]], which is in Charlottesville. That doesn't look like Chris's handwriting, so I think it's safe to assume he has a new, masculine gal-pal. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 10:25, 30 April 2011 (PDT)
*That chalkboard is the free speech wall on the downtown mall. You know where he did the sonichu dash vid? Same location. It's at the end down near the post office and right near a merry go round. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:20, 2 May 2011 (PDT)CFA
*Maybe something worth adding, additional horror: "Basically this is what Crystal would look like."--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 12:57, 6 May 2011 (PDT)


here's something everybody should think about: chris is wearing his mom's clothes. i mean surely he didn't pay for any of this shit when there are MOUNTAINS of free clothes blocking up whole rooms of his house. [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 00:36, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
Is the chalkboard Jefferson quote Chris' handwriting? If it is, think we should pothole something about how his political views have so radically changed since his congressional address? By the way, who did the Silence of the Sonichus comic? Give him my praise. [[User:GrotchManchowder|GrotchManchowder]]
:Already wore his mum's underwear that one time. Wouldn't be a new thing for him. [[User:BlueYonder|BlueYonder]] 01:19, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
*probably not. It's the freespeech wall. Plus, given Chris's shitty handwriting, I doubt it.[[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:56, 7 May 2011 (PDT)CFA


I wonder if Bob has caught this yet. [[User:Westbound|Westbound]] 05:08, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
== Sandals ==


*Guys, please, remember - this page is [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|not a forum]]. Srsly, I told you fuckers that that ModNation Racer character wasn't Crystal.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:22, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
A rather minor point I'm sure, but as someone who has worked in a shoe store, is it worth pointing out that those sandals are clearly too small for Chris? Possible as a caption under the thumbnail? [[User:SilentThunder|SilentThunder]] 09:41, 3 May 2011 (PDT)
:Chris is a cheap bastard who gets almost all his clothes (in fact, pretty much anything but his video game crap) second-hand; I don't think he's ever been very concerned with picking stuff that actually suits him (though whether this stuff "suits" Chris probably depends on the definition you're working with). As long as it goes on his ever-widening frame without garotting him, he's happy. Of course, maybe you can work a mention of it into the "Chris and Fashion" article... [[User:BlueYonder|BlueYonder]] 10:48, 3 May 2011 (PDT)
:: Yeah i figured, but that looks almost painful how small those are on him [[User:SilentThunder|SilentThunder]] 14:37, 3 May 2011 (PDT)
::: Living Chris's life also looks pretty painful. He's too dense to notice either. [[User:BlueYonder|BlueYonder]] 15:08, 7 May 2011 (PDT)
:::: Also note that in the sandal picture, the carpet is clearly a Target carpet. Wonder if that's the Target he got banned from and he thought he could "shop" there again because he's tomgirly now. --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 14:24, 7 August 2011 (PDT)


Anyone with some solid info about this? Do this is a new saga? Who asked him to dress that way? Do we got any metadata linked to the picture so we can have time/date info? This is the best update for months and we got so little info on it. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:00, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
== So that surprise... ==
*I can talk to Tito about getting the raw images so we can get some metadata  behind these.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:24, 30 April 2011 (PDT)
*Could he be trying to be Crystal the Imaginary Twin sister? He tends to stick to the stripey clothing and jeans, which is pretty much what she wore [[User:PoppyPink|PoppyPink]] 00:24, 30 April 2011 (GMT)


*This is pure speculation, but do you think it's Mic, the one girl he talked about in the Autism Tutorial?--[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 07:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
Do we still need that "So you know that surprise" picture on this page?  I understand why it was there when this page was started but I'm not sure if it should stay. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 22:13, 5 May 2011 (PDT)
:My opinion counts for nothing, given my n00b status, but I'd say keep it. Adds some drama. --[[User:Redcynic|Redcynic]] 22:19, 5 May 2011 (PDT)
:When I uploaded the images, I wasn't really thinking and assumed that it was part of what had been found from Chris. I think that, as with all images of this sort, if there's a better version or a better image can be made that conveys a similar "message", it should be replaced. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 03:35, 6 May 2011 (PDT)
*I think for the sake of completeness, it should stay. Obviously the uploader of the images added this for a reason, perhaps to set the mood, and the uploader's artistic intent in presenting these images should be preserved.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:51, 6 May 2011 (PDT)


The updates are few an far between, but when they come, they are fascinating. I especially like how the Sailor Moon poster is in some of the the pics. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 17:45, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
==Reversed images==


This is going to kill Bob. Chris has evolved into a Snorlax. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 04:01, 30 April 2011 (PDT)
If you use the DSi's front camera that is in between the two screens, the picture will end up reversed like in Chris's pictures. I would upload a picture or something to show it, but I can't find my sd card -_-


== Disturbing revelation ==
Aside from that, I thought Chris had a camera?? I dunno why he'd stick to his DSi, unless he was planning on sticking around at the mall to use his old attraction techniques. Unlikely.


*[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG19.jpg This pic] raises several disturbing things. First off, If you look in the background, you see the journey's sign. Why does this matter you ask?
Probably. [[User:Brown kitty|Brown kitty]] 15:53, 6 May 2011 (PDT)
[http://www.simon.com/mall/MallDirectoryPrint.aspx?id=117 Fashion Square Mall Directory]
*Because Chris is a lazy fucker. Why bring a camera when he just use his always on hand DSI? Same reason he uses the PSEYE instead of a proper webcam. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:59, 7 May 2011 (PDT)CFA
Journey's in the section labeled G on the map. Right near exact center of the mall, meaning he walked around like that near small children. It also explains where he might have picked up everything, for the women's Belk is right around the corner. The disturbing part is he walked around the mall a hop skip and a jump from where I work! And before you ask, no I didn't see him drag. Side note, he is wearing his ring again, see [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG5.jpg this pic]. Also, there is a piercing pagoda in the mall. In summation, he got pierced, did up and bought his tranny clothes all in the mall most likely. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
*Okay, isn't that whole paragraph about the camera images being flipped a little spergtacular? I mean, so fluffin what if the pics are flipped. [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 01:01, 20 May 2011 (PDT)
: Is [http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG3.jpg this sign] somewhere in the mall? Is this part of some sort of cross-dressing awareness event, and is Chris just taking part? [[User:Turnabout|Turnabout]] 22:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
::No [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 03:40, 20 May 2011 (PDT)
**It looks like the chalkboard Chris drew on in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]], which is in Charlottesville. That doesn't look like Chris's handwriting, so I think it's safe to assume he has a new, masculine gal-pal. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 10:25, 30 April 2011 (PDT)
::*Like the ancient Hawaiians use to say "Aspergium is what run wikis!"--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:25, 20 May 2011 (PDT)


== Info? ==
== Tank top ==


Is there ANY background to this? Like: where did he get the term "TomGirl" and why does he think it means to dress up like a girl? (aka: this is cross-dressing...not being a "TomGirl") I guess it was said that this was hacked off his PS3 (PSN)..but WHY was it there in the first place?? He obviously took them for someone...he wouldn't have taken pictures of himself in drag if it was solely for his own viewing...would he??? I guess..
Chris's tank top appears to be [http://www.kohls.com/kohlsStore/juniors/tops/tankscamis/PRD~751436/SO+Striped+Ribbed+Tank.jsp from Kohl's], the color he got is currently sold out so here's [http://resources.shopstyle.com/sim/bf/ab/bfabbd0c07bb40895e30c6cc1acd2f1d/kohls-tanks-so-striped-ribbed-tank.jpg another pic of it], although the colors don't line up the same, maybe it's different in the size he wears. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 23:57, 7 May 2011 (PDT)
TL;DR:  Is there any information about this??? Someone has to know something! --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:45, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
* Well [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomgirl Wikipedia] Explains a tomgirl is a reverse tomboy, a guy who acts girly, a femboi in essence is a tomgirl. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 21:06, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
::Hmmm...well that's a start. Though I think Chris took this one a little too far for it to still be "TomGirl"ish... Now we just need the WHY I guess. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:11, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
:::For the love of fuck just shut up and wait for the inevitable infodump that will explain everything.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 21:28, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
::::*True, though pretty much what's going on has already been explained by [[Tito]] [http://789chan.org/cwc/res/53442.html here]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:19, 30 April 2011 (PDT)


*Sweet merciful Jesus, he..he finally snapped, or he finally accepted it, just...wow. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 21:32, 30 April 2011 (PDT)
== Puke Pic ==


== Preexisting gender determination issues ==
Is the puke pic really necessary? Some of us find that worse than looking at Chris. [[User:Ewwww|Ewwww]] 13:13, 11 May 2011 (PDT)
*I agree it should be removed ----[[User:Observer|Observer]] 06:42, 12 May 2011 (PDT)
*In the future, just do it guys. If someone genuinely believes the article is better off with such a pic, they'll put it back. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:00, 12 May 2011 (PDT)


==Jefferson quote==
Should we point out the Jefferson quote? It seems to imply that Chris wrote the quote, when (in at least my earnest opinion) it just happened to be on the chalkboard above what Chris wrote (I believe we've established before that this some sort of communal chalkboard that anyone can write on).--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:00, 12 May 2011 (PDT)
*I say no, as for the chalkboard, [http://www.readthehook.com/71925/free-speech-wall-national-award Local paper article on the wall]. The jefferson quote is not not surprising, if memory serves, there is a big stone placard right near the wall with that same quote.[[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:18, 12 May 2011 (PDT)CFA
** I think it should be pointed out, but pointed out as not by Chris in order to avoid people thinking it relates in any way, shape, or form to Chris. [[User:SilentThunder|SilentThunder]] 15:11, 17 May 2011 (PDT)


== Just a clarification ==


There is so fucking much up with this guy I don't even know where to start, but cross-dressing is the tip of the fucking iceberg here. CWC genuinely has no masculine features except his receding hairline, and his fat distribution and build are very effeminate. (Not feminine - he looks androgynous leaning away from male.) The club-dick might be the result of hypospadias (extra dick hole for a partially to fully separate urethra, as in women) corrected by some inept hillbilly doctor, which is an indicator for a variety of sex-determination issues. Kleinfelter's (XXY sex chromosomes) is coincident with it and a variety of mental conditions, including ASD, although he'd be outside of the normal range of intelligence for the syndrome.
As this effects the quality of the article, I will post it here where hopefully people from /cwc/ will see me. I know the people involved in these images. Chris was not coached into making these. Someone said to Chris "You should get in touch with your feminine side!" and he ran wild with it. Tito's explanation is absolutely true. Guys, I don't lie when it comes to the CWCki and Chris and if there's something that I cannot say, I either don't say it at all or I hint at it.  


The thing here is to compare Chris to relatively masculine fatasses. Moobs that size on masculine men are usually accompanied by a pretty big stomach, and while CWC's breasts are obviously almost 100% the result of fat distribution, a massive amount of his excess fat is in typically female areas, i.e. hips, thighs, ass, etc.
In regards to the article, perhaps we should cite Tito's comment in the explanation, you know something like "According to SurfShackTito" so people can take that however they will and link it to that comment as the reference, though copy and paste the text in the event the link goes down or whatever. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:18, 21 May 2011 (PDT)
*You know how cool it would be to refer to yourself as a Citation? "Oh Yeah? Well, Chris is a Colossal Faggot". Citation: Me! Also yeah that idea should suffice.[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 19:35, 22 May 2011 (PDT)
:Well, I'm new around here (as a user, that is), but I do know you'd better be absolutely certain about this. Still, I suppose it does sound at least plausible - taking something to its literalistic is supposed to be a relatively common feature of autism, and it's hardly the first time Chris has done it. So, the explanation is that Chris drastically overdid somone's advice to 'get in touch with his feminine side', then? If nobody has any objections, then I guess I'll find a place to work that in...[[User:BlueYonder|BlueYonder]] 13:21, 21 May 2011 (PDT)
*Yes but as mentioned on /cwc/, there is no way in hell Chris did that good of a job on the make up by himself. So he had help in that regard at least, be it his mother or some poor store employee. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 18:25, 22 May 2011 (PDT)CFA
*Chris likely went to the mall to get all this done.[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 19:35, 22 May 2011 (PDT)
:Well, there is a Salon right near the ice cream stand down near belk. Those poor stylists.[[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:14, 25 May 2011 (PDT)CFA


The other side of the coin is that CWC has a lot of the features of abandoned or half-hearted male feminization - box tits with flat, weird nipples; an extremely protruberant but generally formless ass; the general fat and body pattern of a long post-menopause woman. In short, these people look like the Snorlax (as CWC has begun to) because, like her, the last major influence on their secondary sexual features is still high estrogen levels that are no longer significant enough to have a major effect.
== Chris's Parents ==
Other relevant features of male-to-female transition, either medically or anecdotally ubiquitous, are the softening of body hair, the mild regrowth of scalp hair, emotional upheaval, sexual dysfunction, and massive mood swings. The last three of those are also attributable to testosterone therapy in patients with previously low testosterone levels.


I'm not saying I'm sure there's some kind of congenital or external source of hormone problems for sure, but it seems pretty likely to me that either he was on testosterone for a brief period in response to an indifferent puberty from some sexual condition (possibly explaining his sudden and totally incomplete sexual awakening at 16) or he was, at some point between then and now, medicated with anti-androgens or even some kind of low-level female hormone regimen, either clinically or domestically. (There are reasons that were then and are partially now considered medically reasonable for doing that - chemical castration, for one, for instance when a poorly-managed autistic teenager develops a raging and violently-ideated libido - but God only knows why things happen under that fucking roof.)
Does anyone know if these have been mailed to the Chandler household? I. myself, am curious as to how they would react. It might also prove Bob's current health condition --[[User:Cthuluology|Cthuluology]] 17:35, 1 June 2011 (PDT)
*Given that Chris apparently went out in public like this, I'm not sure how much of a secret he's making of it. Besides, giving Bob a heart attack would be hitting a bit lower than most of us would like to go. [[User:BlueYonder|BlueYonder]] 14:11, 17 June 2011 (PDT)


TL,DR: Chris might have girl parts and either his parents fucked with his endocrine system at a young age or things with his new boyfriend-free heartsweet are going to get weirder before they make perfect sense.
== Photo Editing ==
I've been suspicious of this since his first nudes went up, and this is just icing on the cake. And if you guys think he's a lulcow while he's trying to be a man...


:nah he's just a dumb fatty -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 02:41, 1 May 2011 (PDT)
is it worth anyone, editing some of these photos and maybe some of his epic videos? by this i mean restoring white balance on both. his videos always fail with white balance... just an idea...
::I have to agree with Acousticvirgin on this. While your theory is quite interesting...most of this can be explain just by looking at Chris and his family. Chris's family had him at a really old age. His mom was almost in menopause and his father was already a senior citizen. The father at such an old age could be a factor in Autism (it's a scientific theory) and his mother having him so close to menopause could be the reason for any hormonal imbalance (it's a scientific fact that when women are older when a child is born that hormonal imbalances can occur, ESPECIALLY if that older woman doesn't take the prenatal vitamins...). The fat distribution of Chris can be explain by either the hormonal imbalance or by the fact that he doesn't really move all the much, much less work out (or both combined). If you look at pictures of him in his HighSchool years he's a LOT thinner...most likely due to a high metabolism since he didn't work out and wasn't in sports. With his age he's either lost that metabolism or he's out-eating it, either is a possibility. The fact that he doesn't work out at all and doesn't really move around all that much means that there's going to be limited muscles there and much more fat. His arms are skinny because men usually don't get a whole bunch of fat there; his legs are kinda chunky, but men get that too. His butt, gut, and thighs are fat simply because that's where the fat goes. Now, the manboobs. Some men get moobs whether or not they have some gender issue...Chris on the other hand has a set that is way too big to be normal. This could be because of the hormonal imbalance from birth, OR because he doesn't work that muscle out at all. Most men do some form of exercise for that muscle whether or not they go to the gym. They lift things, they carry things, or just daily movement will work out the pectorals for men. The fact that this particular muscle gets NO exercise or movement from Chris could mean that the pectorals are much more fat than muscle. His sexual inexperience until 16 can be explained by parenting and by his autism. His parents never had any reason to discuss his puberty with him so he never really understood sex or masturbation until he saw it in a movie, and now that he does, he still only does it 1 or 2 times a week...quite abnormal for a boy/man from puberty to about 40 years old (age after puberty varies of course). Some autistics are asexual and never have sex throughout their lives because they don't understand sex nor do they really understand/want any kind of romantic relationship. The fact that Chris wants one so badly means nothing; he's shown that he doesn't really understand relationships and treats them like a 8 year old would. ===> TL,DR: Chris's parents had him at too old an age, that along with the fact that he's overweight and doesn't work out at all has made him who he is today... and more likely than not...it'll only get worse. (These pictures show an increased weight since the last time we've seen him; especially in the face and chest.) And Chris wants sex just because he doesn't want the title VIRGIN, he really has no sex drive.--[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 08:17, 1 May 2011 (PDT)
:::Now, we have to remember that Chris is very simple. When he had to choose between his console and his galpal, and he chose the galpal, he demanded to have the consol as well, because he did the right thing. Just like in the movies. Chris doesn't necessarily understand love or attraction, he merely knows that relationship is a good thing, and it should be desired. In his simple mind, a relationship with a woman means perfect, neverending happiness that will fix all his problems. [[User:Vergilius|Vergilius]] 13:08, 1 May 2011 (PDT)

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In case anyone's wondering, the images are called "TG#" because TomGirl. Freecell (t/c) 19:09, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

Note that both ears are pierced, not just the gay ear (see: cucumbers on eyes pic). Also, that's his real hair and the images aren't censored; he's wearing a g-string. Freecell (t/c) 19:54, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

Are they really pierced or are they those clip on/magnet ones?? Is there anyway we can tell?? --4Macie 20:04, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
They're real. Trust me. If they were clip ons, there would be more of an indent. I'm also pretty sure that clip ons are bigger. The ones I had as a kid certainly were, and I was pretty into those things. PedoforkBait 20:08, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
That would make sense...I bet the ring/hoop ones are fake though, there's no hole for them in other pictures (unless he got them later). And why are they so oddly placed?? They aren't on the lobe like they should be...unless they've changed where they put them now (I got mine when I was 7). Or...could he have done them himself??? --4Macie 20:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
They are real. Also, I'm not aware of any way to have a stud clip-on. Freecell (t/c) 20:35, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
  • At this point, he's gotta be fucking with us. He wants to gross us out, so we don't bother him. --TheIronFjord 20:05, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
You think he pierced his ears to get us to leave him alone? PeachyKeen 20:20, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

He's using a real camara to take his picture in some of these, that's unusual. I wonder what the poor guy who had to develop them was thinking. O_o Lunachu 20:31, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

The saddest thing about all this is that this didn't even suprise me in the slightest, I wasn't even mildly shocked to see Chris in drag, or even with a sock on his flacid manhood. --Gustofwind 21:31, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

many are saying it isn't a sock...it's a g-string. You can't see the strings holding it up because of his gut roll over but when he does the picture of his butt, you can see the black thong part in the crack.....if you REALLY want to look that is. --4Macie 21:35, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

INFO, somebody has it. Where are the pictures from? Did he upload them somewhere? Or is it old stuff made public by trolls? --Cuprite 22:05, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

It's all recent and Clyde got it by hacking Chris' PSN. Freecell (t/c) 22:09, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
Excellent, this, coupled with the PSN being down, is probably the best chance we'll get at him returning. --Cuprite 22:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
PSN has been offline for a week all because of these photos, spread the word Acousticvirgin 22:15, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
In the meantime, someone try to find an appropreate picture of King Hippo from the Captain N cartoon; he also crossdresses, and he's also a fat, useless, discolored retard.--Xavier orona 22:17, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

Disturbing revelation

  • This pic raises several disturbing things. First off, If you look in the background, you see the journey's sign. Why does this matter you ask?

Fashion Square Mall Directory Journey's in the section labeled G on the map. Right near exact center of the mall, meaning he walked around like that near small children. It also explains where he might have picked up everything, for the women's Belk is right around the corner. The disturbing part is he walked around the mall a hop skip and a jump from where I work! And before you ask, no I didn't see him drag. Side note, he is wearing his ring again, see this pic. Also, there is a piercing pagoda in the mall. In summation, he got pierced, did up and bought his tranny clothes all in the mall most likely. CFA 20:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA

Is this sign somewhere in the mall? Is this part of some sort of cross-dressing awareness event, and is Chris just taking part? Turnabout 22:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
    • It looks like the chalkboard Chris drew on in Chris's Big Night Out II, which is in Charlottesville. That doesn't look like Chris's handwriting, so I think it's safe to assume he has a new, masculine gal-pal. Baxter 10:25, 30 April 2011 (PDT)
  • That chalkboard is the free speech wall on the downtown mall. You know where he did the sonichu dash vid? Same location. It's at the end down near the post office and right near a merry go round. CFA 17:20, 2 May 2011 (PDT)CFA
  • Maybe something worth adding, additional horror: "Basically this is what Crystal would look like."--Xavier orona 12:57, 6 May 2011 (PDT)

Is the chalkboard Jefferson quote Chris' handwriting? If it is, think we should pothole something about how his political views have so radically changed since his congressional address? By the way, who did the Silence of the Sonichus comic? Give him my praise. GrotchManchowder

  • probably not. It's the freespeech wall. Plus, given Chris's shitty handwriting, I doubt it.CFA 19:56, 7 May 2011 (PDT)CFA

Sandals

A rather minor point I'm sure, but as someone who has worked in a shoe store, is it worth pointing out that those sandals are clearly too small for Chris? Possible as a caption under the thumbnail? SilentThunder 09:41, 3 May 2011 (PDT)

Chris is a cheap bastard who gets almost all his clothes (in fact, pretty much anything but his video game crap) second-hand; I don't think he's ever been very concerned with picking stuff that actually suits him (though whether this stuff "suits" Chris probably depends on the definition you're working with). As long as it goes on his ever-widening frame without garotting him, he's happy. Of course, maybe you can work a mention of it into the "Chris and Fashion" article... BlueYonder 10:48, 3 May 2011 (PDT)
Yeah i figured, but that looks almost painful how small those are on him SilentThunder 14:37, 3 May 2011 (PDT)
Living Chris's life also looks pretty painful. He's too dense to notice either. BlueYonder 15:08, 7 May 2011 (PDT)
Also note that in the sandal picture, the carpet is clearly a Target carpet. Wonder if that's the Target he got banned from and he thought he could "shop" there again because he's tomgirly now. --Sparklemilhouse 14:24, 7 August 2011 (PDT)

So that surprise...

Do we still need that "So you know that surprise" picture on this page? I understand why it was there when this page was started but I'm not sure if it should stay. --T K 19 22:13, 5 May 2011 (PDT)

My opinion counts for nothing, given my n00b status, but I'd say keep it. Adds some drama. --Redcynic 22:19, 5 May 2011 (PDT)
When I uploaded the images, I wasn't really thinking and assumed that it was part of what had been found from Chris. I think that, as with all images of this sort, if there's a better version or a better image can be made that conveys a similar "message", it should be replaced. Freecell (t/c) 03:35, 6 May 2011 (PDT)
  • I think for the sake of completeness, it should stay. Obviously the uploader of the images added this for a reason, perhaps to set the mood, and the uploader's artistic intent in presenting these images should be preserved.--Champthom 23:51, 6 May 2011 (PDT)

Reversed images

If you use the DSi's front camera that is in between the two screens, the picture will end up reversed like in Chris's pictures. I would upload a picture or something to show it, but I can't find my sd card -_-

Aside from that, I thought Chris had a camera?? I dunno why he'd stick to his DSi, unless he was planning on sticking around at the mall to use his old attraction techniques. Unlikely.

Probably. Brown kitty 15:53, 6 May 2011 (PDT)

  • Because Chris is a lazy fucker. Why bring a camera when he just use his always on hand DSI? Same reason he uses the PSEYE instead of a proper webcam. CFA 19:59, 7 May 2011 (PDT)CFA
  • Okay, isn't that whole paragraph about the camera images being flipped a little spergtacular? I mean, so fluffin what if the pics are flipped. SurfShackTito 01:01, 20 May 2011 (PDT)
No Freecell (t/c) 03:40, 20 May 2011 (PDT)
  • Like the ancient Hawaiians use to say "Aspergium is what run wikis!"--Champthom 04:25, 20 May 2011 (PDT)

Tank top

Chris's tank top appears to be from Kohl's, the color he got is currently sold out so here's another pic of it, although the colors don't line up the same, maybe it's different in the size he wears. --Digital 23:57, 7 May 2011 (PDT)

Puke Pic

Is the puke pic really necessary? Some of us find that worse than looking at Chris. Ewwww 13:13, 11 May 2011 (PDT)

  • I agree it should be removed ----Observer 06:42, 12 May 2011 (PDT)
  • In the future, just do it guys. If someone genuinely believes the article is better off with such a pic, they'll put it back. --Champthom 07:00, 12 May 2011 (PDT)

Jefferson quote

Should we point out the Jefferson quote? It seems to imply that Chris wrote the quote, when (in at least my earnest opinion) it just happened to be on the chalkboard above what Chris wrote (I believe we've established before that this some sort of communal chalkboard that anyone can write on).--Champthom 07:00, 12 May 2011 (PDT)

  • I say no, as for the chalkboard, Local paper article on the wall. The jefferson quote is not not surprising, if memory serves, there is a big stone placard right near the wall with that same quote.CFA 15:18, 12 May 2011 (PDT)CFA
    • I think it should be pointed out, but pointed out as not by Chris in order to avoid people thinking it relates in any way, shape, or form to Chris. SilentThunder 15:11, 17 May 2011 (PDT)

Just a clarification

As this effects the quality of the article, I will post it here where hopefully people from /cwc/ will see me. I know the people involved in these images. Chris was not coached into making these. Someone said to Chris "You should get in touch with your feminine side!" and he ran wild with it. Tito's explanation is absolutely true. Guys, I don't lie when it comes to the CWCki and Chris and if there's something that I cannot say, I either don't say it at all or I hint at it.

In regards to the article, perhaps we should cite Tito's comment in the explanation, you know something like "According to SurfShackTito" so people can take that however they will and link it to that comment as the reference, though copy and paste the text in the event the link goes down or whatever. --Champthom 05:18, 21 May 2011 (PDT)

  • You know how cool it would be to refer to yourself as a Citation? "Oh Yeah? Well, Chris is a Colossal Faggot". Citation: Me! Also yeah that idea should suffice.SurfShackTito 19:35, 22 May 2011 (PDT)
Well, I'm new around here (as a user, that is), but I do know you'd better be absolutely certain about this. Still, I suppose it does sound at least plausible - taking something to its literalistic is supposed to be a relatively common feature of autism, and it's hardly the first time Chris has done it. So, the explanation is that Chris drastically overdid somone's advice to 'get in touch with his feminine side', then? If nobody has any objections, then I guess I'll find a place to work that in...BlueYonder 13:21, 21 May 2011 (PDT)
  • Yes but as mentioned on /cwc/, there is no way in hell Chris did that good of a job on the make up by himself. So he had help in that regard at least, be it his mother or some poor store employee. CFA 18:25, 22 May 2011 (PDT)CFA
  • Chris likely went to the mall to get all this done.SurfShackTito 19:35, 22 May 2011 (PDT)
Well, there is a Salon right near the ice cream stand down near belk. Those poor stylists.CFA 20:14, 25 May 2011 (PDT)CFA

Chris's Parents

Does anyone know if these have been mailed to the Chandler household? I. myself, am curious as to how they would react. It might also prove Bob's current health condition --Cthuluology 17:35, 1 June 2011 (PDT)

  • Given that Chris apparently went out in public like this, I'm not sure how much of a secret he's making of it. Besides, giving Bob a heart attack would be hitting a bit lower than most of us would like to go. BlueYonder 14:11, 17 June 2011 (PDT)

Photo Editing

is it worth anyone, editing some of these photos and maybe some of his epic videos? by this i mean restoring white balance on both. his videos always fail with white balance... just an idea...