Talk:Virgin with rage

To do

• add references to the phrase "virgin with rage" in Chris's works
• note how he associates violence with sex (he's a "virgin with rage", sex is described in "gory" details, etc.)
• Also how he masturbates or how he drew that picture of Megan to quell violent urges so he doesn't "fly off the handle." --Champthom 06:12, 8 June 2009 (CEST)
• Another thing Chris stole, that line about hormones slam banging is from the first episode of Space Ghost Coast to Coast. Good job Chris, you can't even be a horny creep without stealing something. Admiral Klank 20:37, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

Views on virginity

In my opinion, the section could be expanded with statements Chris made about virginity in general and the properties he connects with losing one's virginity.

• He stated several times that just about everyone else loses their virginity in their teens, seemingly unaware of reality and statitics regarding this, for example that 4% of Americans will die a virgin or that 10% of males leaving higher education are still virgins, not to mention about 1 in 3 18-year olds of both sex. He might be simply unaware of this, ignore statistics in his self-centered view or because of the implication that he most likely will be one of the 4%(unless he goes to a prostitute).
• This page could also be linked to the one where he describes his fantasy-scenario of losing it to PandaHalo.
• He also implies that experiencing the "Power of Sex" will instantly transform his character, as he justifies his poor social skills regarding chatting up woman with "How should I know, I'm a Virgin" in the VivitheG-chat. There are probably more references of this kind out there.
• He probably also thinks that it would prove him being hetero. Some people on the autism spectrum experience difficulties identyfying their gender preferences unless they had some kind of physical evidence (I just read of a case of a sexually deviant autist who was sexually assaulted by an older man he regarded as a father figure and therefore concluded he had to be bisexual).

Actually, that would also explain his staunt view on male homosexuality to some extent, because he can not be entirely sure of his sexual identity unless there is something to "prove" it, also evidenced by his "I'm heterosexual" video. I just want to know your opinions before including and referency stuff.Miela 13:17, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

On Chris touching Megan

There are a couple of needed citations about which specific parts of Megan's anatomy Chris inappropriately touched. It is entirely possible that Chris touched both Megan's hair and Megan's shoulder without her consent.

What supports the notion of Chris touching Megan's hair is this mail by Megan. There she states: "The way you went off on Nina because she patted me on the head was very rude and uncalled for. Just because someone else has made physical contact with me doesn't give you the authority to do so". It could be assumed from this that Chris, at some point, tried to mimic Nina by patting Megan on the head.

What supports the notion of Chris touching Megan's shoulders is this mail by Megan. There she states: "So PLEASE don't touch me anymore ok? I don't like it! And last wed you really had me pinned against the wall". What comes to mind when thinking about someone pinning someone else against a wall is for the first person to put his hands in the other person's shoulder area. However, given Chris's weight and clumsiness, it can be argued that he pinned her without the need of using his hands.

The notion of touching her shoulders can also be supported by Lucas' response: "He was constantly putting his arm around her and shit and it got to the point where she would take refuge in the midst of our group of bros". Given the relative height between Megan and Chris it is possible that he put his arm around her and rested his hand on her shoulder. Once again, given Chris's peculiar body language and general clumsiness this can't be taken as fact.

So, even thought it is quite probable that Chris touched Megan in those specific spots, it can't be demonstrated as fact given the sources available. I would recommend to rephrase the sentence to a more general description of his inappropriate touching and add Chris's attempt to kiss Megan. --Galford 18:32, 12 January 2012 (PST)

• O.o --Shefap2 15:59, 13 January 2012 (PST)

Virgin No More?

Is there any way we can confirm this? I mean, on the one hand, holy shit. On the other, it's something so farfetched and shocking that it just doesn't seem possible! I mean, yes, we got a Facebook page, but that could easily be faked. --Blazer 10:13, 12 April 2012 (PDT)

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if this was just another one of Chris' plans to stop the trolls, hoping that we'll stop picking on him once he's a true and honest non virgin. I mean really what are the chances of Chris getting laid and by a Cherokee at that; the thing he's been sperging over since god knows when? --Gustofwind 20:29, 12 April 2012 (PDT)

If it was part of Chris' plan to stop the trolls, he'd have told the trolls. Really, the reason he did it was because he thought he was going to die and he didn't want to die a virgin. Now, really, Chris is terrible at phrasing and a hooker is going to feed him bullshit stories. She's probably not actually a Cherokee. Chris /believes/ she was a Cherokee. There's a big difference between the two. Canine 09:19, 13 April 2012 (PDT)

The update regarding his "partner" informing him of how good his "large" penis felt should be an immediate red flag. --ItLurksInTheWalls 20:43, 12 April 2012 (PDT)

According to some links to Cogsdev's twitter... Chris paid a prostitute about $250 to have sex with him (according to Cogsdev's sources/contacts). If Cogsdev says it's true... it's probably true...SO, that leaves us with the probably that Chris has finally lost his virginity... but it was to a prostitute, and I'm pretty sure that's cheating.--4Macie 20:58, 12 April 2012 (PDT)

A $250 hooker? Jeez, it must have been a mess down there.

Note how he actually said dick instead of duck. Im calling fake. Dkd 10:41, 13 April 2012 (PDT)

He said dick in his famous CWC's_Second_Message#Transcript. Plus, the screencap isn't fake, if that's what you're saying. I took it myself. Canine 10:51, 13 April 2012 (PDT)

It may have been a hack

Apparently 45 minutes ago Chris Chan via his PS Vita released a statement on how trolls said he bought a hooker.

http://789chan.org/cwc/src/133429340253.png

I completely agree with this. The fact that Chris is so "It put the last guy to shame" and especially the "We hit it off and exchanged numbers". Oh brother, I'm amazed he didn't resort to the "We were pre-ordering LittleBigPlanet" story yet again, a la Chloe.

In a week, no doubt this will be just another bogus lie thought up by Chris. --The World Is Yours 08:34, 13 April 2012 (PDT)

• It was not a lie. When Chris lied about Chloe, he was lying to all of his trolls. Why would he lie to his circle of friends? Furthermore, Cogs confirms that the screencaps uploaded by Jimmy Jazz are legit.--MoarLurk 08:40, 13 April 2012 (PDT)

Chris has no real friends and he knows the trolls keep up with his Facebook. Either way, I'll believe it when I see more solid proof, right now it's just all speculation.

Not like it matters anyway; any idiot can go hire a whore; though my congrats that he obviously found one absolutely dedicated to her job, if bought all that BS she was spouting. And even touching Chris, let alone fucking him; she should get a medal. Though, with this new screencap with him screaming that it wasn't a prostitute, then sorry, that screams BS to me.

So Chris just met a random stranger who wanted to fuck him and they "hit it off". Uh huh, sure. I'm more willing to believe the hooker story, not a normal girl; at least not one without severe metal retardation. --The World Is Yours 08:46, 13 April 2012 (PDT)

• Please read my post again. I said all images uploaded by Jimmy Jazz are legit. By that, I mean only the initial announcement and Chris's witch hunt through his friends list are real. The third one was deleted after being uploaded, as it is fake. Furthermore, Cogs has confirmed that everything Jimmy uploaded is legit. This should be all the proof you need. Chris did in fact purchase a hooker and have sex. The only thing you should speculate about is whether or not he shat himself in the process.--MoarLurk 08:53, 13 April 2012 (PDT)

I'm still wary, sorry. Even these apparent official screencaps (on the page) have numerous contradictory claims or red flags. "We did it in her room" Chris actually traveled to meet a woman? Unlikely. Do hookers use their own private rooms for sex? Don't think so.

And this "We hit it off and exchanged numbers" just bugs the hell out of me. Like I said, he either got the best hooker in the business (ie, one who knows how to lie like a pro to all her loser clients) or it wasn't a hooker. And I'm sorry, but if it wasn't a hooker, I can't believe it. I need more solid proof than just "Cogs confirmed it." Doesn't that mean all they confirmed is that Chris actually wrote those? Not the fact that he's lying? You know... I need more proof, which will come in a few days. Until them, all I'm saying is, I'm highly skeptical about it.

A prostitute, I can believe, but there's so many contradictory statements that don't say prostitute, so we'll see... --The World Is Yours 09:02, 13 April 2012 (PDT)

• There's a difference between "travel out of state"(every fake girlfriend ever) and "drive for 20 minutes to an arbitrary location"(hookers). For one, Chris can sneak out and visit a hooker without Barb noticing anything off. Hookers do not own their own private rooms, yes, but remember that Chris is terrible at phrasing things. By "her room" he probably means "the hotel room we arranged to meet at". Simple. And it really isn't "pro" lying to tell a delusional fat nerd that his deformed penis isn't horrible. If anything it's standard business practice as far as hookers are concerned. Cogs confirming it should be all the proof you need. Please point out any other "contradictory" statements, because I don't see any.--MoarLurk 09:11, 13 April 2012 (PDT)

• That looks like a fake screenshot to me. I know that updates on Facebook don't usually have an indent where "45 minutes ago" is. Plus, the text looks different from the other screenshots. Personally, if Chris really did say that, it's yet another lie, he already tried to get a prostitute before when she hung up on him. And why would Chris take offense to trolls saying that he lost his virginity, anyway? ElRodrigo 15:53, 13 April 2012 (PDT)

• Well, now we know it's fake, Chris is bragging about it on Facebook. ElRodrigo 07:39, 14 April 2012 (PDT)

• In Chris's latest Facebook update, he states that no one will ever find out who the half Cherokee woman is. He does give us an "inkling" that "she's somewhere on the backpage." What exactly does that mean? Back page of the phone book? Or does it refer to somewhere on his Facebook wall? --Violettheory 21:29, 1 May 2012 (PDT)

It's referring to this. It looks like it's a place for business transactions and its has an "escorts" section, so it's basically confirming that it was a hooker. —Preceding unsigned comment added by Freecell (talk • contribs) 21:41, 1 May 2012 (PDT)

Is it possible to search through the ads and find her? --Superspy103 10:16, 22 May 2012 (PDT)

Anything is possible. However, the type of search you are suggesting would be so broad it would be unlikely to yield any serious results. --IwegalBadnik 13:18, 22 May 2012 (PDT)

Why are we assuming that Chris is telling the truth?

He has lied about his first sexual encounter before. Remember "Chloe?" --DawnDusk 08:57, 13 April 2012 (PDT)

If you read above, Cogs tweeted that he bought a hooker.

When did he ever say that he had sex with Chloe? All I remember is Chris claiming that they had a date at Taco Bell and "kissed deeply", that's it.--MoarLurk 09:04, 13 April 2012 (PDT)

Yeah, he's never lied about having sex. Plus, like I've said before, this event wasn't for other people. Chris had sex because he didn't want to die a virgin. Chris thought he was going to die in jail so he thought he was going to die very soon. So he had to lose his virginity. It actually happened.

Now, although it actually happened, I'm not claiming that 100% of Chris' post is accurate. A hooker is going to tell him bullshit. Also he's really shitty at describing things. Canine 09:23, 13 April 2012 (PDT)

He says that Chloe WAS his "Virgin-Taker"... I guess people assumed that this meant he said he had sex. I'm kinda thinking, that with Chris being as shitty at describing things as he is, meant that she was going to be, what we would consider, "The One". Though, I'm still not sure if he had sex. If he did... well she wasn't free and this woman (or man...) was dedicated to her job...--4Macie 10:42, 13 April 2012 (PDT)

Oh, right, I forgot about that. Heh, and a lot of people keep saying that the hooker really earned whatever Chris paid or whatever because of how gross Chris is. I don't think people realize that hookers have to deal with johns a lot worse than Chris. Canine 10:56, 13 April 2012 (PDT)

I'm not in on that twitter stuff, so I don't know where to find these updates. But what about the image linked to here? Chris is clearly upset at the notion of people claiming he is no longer a virgin. --DawnDusk 17:48, 13 April 2012 (PDT)

Does Barb know about this?

I know, stupid question. I'm just curious to know what'll happen in Barb finds out. ElRodrigo 08:03, 14 April 2012 (PDT)

I'm assuming she doesn't know or doesn't care. 1) She has more stuff to worry about right now 2) I believe Chris answers the home phone now that Mr. Chandler is gone 3) Chris gets the mail and has admitted that he sometimes takes mail addressed to his parents. So, it'd be hard for someone to tell her and if they did... well I don't think she'll care that her son finally had sex. --4Macie 12:39, 14 April 2012 (PDT)

New note from Chris about the "experience".

I was just looking through his notes and found this where he confirms (or further pushes a lie?) that he has had sex. --Morbid Duck 13:46, 14 April 2012 (PDT)

• Never mind, I just found out that somebody had already beaten me to it by posting it to the Facebook article. --Morbid Duck 13:49, 14 April 2012 (PDT)

Holy crap I had an idea

You know how prostitution is illegal in Virgina? And how Chris already has legal problems? And how Chris's virginity was bugging him for a long time, and losing it was the best moment of his life? If Chris is telling the truth, then some troll can just call the police and rat him out. Has anyone else thought of this? Is anyone actively trolling Chris right now?--Germanicus 16:00, 4 May 2012 (PDT)

epin ween brah xd Eamoo 07:25, 5 May 2012 (PDT)

• Trying a bit too hard, ain't ya? Besides, even if the police did take anybody seriously on this, what evidence do they have to charge Chris with? Words on THAT DAMN INTERNET? What, are they going to threaten to cut it down, or something? ElRodrigo 04:57, 30 May 2012 (PDT)

• Nobody actually believes that Chris lost his virginity, do they? Ano de freshman
  • i believe he may have, but im more worried that now that he has had it, he will turn into a sexual predator.slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ 06:17, 8 June 2012 (PDT)

Get out your brooms

It looks like there is still a lot of reference on the pedia to chis still being a virgin. im gonna start to clean that up but i could use some help.. fix it faggots slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ 11:26, 30 July 2012 (PDT)