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:''This article is about the series of begs from July 2016. For the begging video from 21 November 2016, see [[Help, please]]'' | |||
'''HELP, PLEASE!!!''' is the first of four videos uploaded by Chris on 10 and 11 July 2016. All of the videos are under a minute in length. In the first, Chris appears [[Chris and Health|sick]], so he begs for even more money, more specifically "$20" or "$50 American" on the first video. On the second video, he decides to perform a bit of [[Random-access humor|"comedy" | '''HELP, PLEASE!!!''' is the first of four videos uploaded by Chris on 10 and 11 July 2016. All of the videos are under a minute in length. In the first, Chris appears [[Chris and Health|sick]], so he begs for even more money, more specifically "$20" or "$50 American" on the first video. On the second video, he decides to perform a bit of [[Random-access humor|"comedy" | ||
]] to help entice people to donate, blatantly plagiarised from the [[South Park]] episode "[[wikipedia:Scott Tenorman Must Die|Scott Tenorman Must Die]]". On the third video, he sang "[[wikipedia:The Brothers Flub|The Brothers Flub]]" theme song by what seemed to be the request of | ]] to help entice people to donate, blatantly plagiarised from the [[South Park]] episode "[[wikipedia:Scott Tenorman Must Die|Scott Tenorman Must Die]]". On the third video, he sang "[[wikipedia:The Brothers Flub|The Brothers Flub]]" theme song by what seemed to be the request of animation reviewer The Mysterious Mr. Enter. However, Mr. Enter later denied ever talking to Chris when he was asked about this on his Tumblr. <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20160711103419/https://mrenter.tumblr.com/post/147212964829/so-you-just-got-mentioned-in-a-video-by</ref> On the fourth video, he thanks whoever donated $20, but then requests even MORE DONATIONS for Barb's "teeth problem". | ||
Backup links for first two: [https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/HELP%2c%20PLEASE%21%21%21-KuV-HofzOyQ.webm https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/HELP%2c%20PLEASE%21%21%21-KuV-HofzOyQ.webm] and [https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Comic%20relief%20for%20money%20right%20now-zgnpBeSqGqQ.mp4 https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Comic%20relief%20for%20money%20right%20now-zgnpBeSqGqQ.mp4] | Backup links for first two: [https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/HELP%2c%20PLEASE%21%21%21-KuV-HofzOyQ.webm https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/HELP%2c%20PLEASE%21%21%21-KuV-HofzOyQ.webm] and [https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Comic%20relief%20for%20money%20right%20now-zgnpBeSqGqQ.mp4 https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Comic%20relief%20for%20money%20right%20now-zgnpBeSqGqQ.mp4] | ||
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{{Infobox/video | {{Infobox/video | ||
| name = HELP, PLEASE! | | name = HELP, PLEASE! | ||
| | | ytid = KuV-HofzOyQ | ||
| stardate = 10 [[July 2016]] | | stardate = 10 [[July 2016]] | ||
| style = {{ | | subject = {{(Handouts)|text}} | ||
| style = {{Tragedy|text}} | |||
| saga = {{Financhu Crisis}} [[Financhu Crisis]] | | saga = {{Financhu Crisis}} [[Financhu Crisis]] | ||
| shirt = Blue shirt | | shirt = Blue shirt | ||
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| video = {{#ev:youtube|zgnpBeSqGqQ}} | | video = {{#ev:youtube|zgnpBeSqGqQ}} | ||
| stardate = 10 [[July 2016]] | | stardate = 10 [[July 2016]] | ||
| style = {{ | | subject = {{(Handouts)|text}} | ||
| style = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}} | |||
| saga = {{Financhu Crisis}} [[Financhu Crisis]] | | saga = {{Financhu Crisis}} [[Financhu Crisis]] | ||
| shirt = Blue shirt | | shirt = Blue shirt | ||
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| video = {{#ev:youtube|EseLSkb8GTc}} | | video = {{#ev:youtube|EseLSkb8GTc}} | ||
| stardate = 10 [[July 2016]] | | stardate = 10 [[July 2016]] | ||
| style = {{ | | subject = {{(Handouts)|text}} | ||
| style = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}} | |||
| saga = {{Financhu Crisis}} [[Financhu Crisis]] | | saga = {{Financhu Crisis}} [[Financhu Crisis]] | ||
| shirt = Blue | | shirt = {{Blue and White Striped Dress|text}} | ||
| previous = [[HELP, PLEASE!!!#Comic relief for money right now|Comic relief for money right now]] | | previous = [[HELP, PLEASE!!!#Comic relief for money right now|Comic relief for money right now]] | ||
| next = [[HELP, PLEASE!!!#Thank you.|Thank you.]] | | next = [[HELP, PLEASE!!!#Thank you.|Thank you.]] | ||
}} | }} | ||
{{quote|Flub.|87% of this video is Chris saying this.}} | {{quote|Flub.|87% of this video is Chris saying this: 86 times in total.}} | ||
===Description=== | ===Description=== | ||
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'''0:01 to 0:05''': Chris says: "By request of the Mysterious Mr. Enter..." | '''0:01 to 0:05''': Chris says: "By request of the Mysterious Mr. Enter..." | ||
'''0:05 to 0:24''': Chris says "flub" | '''0:05 to 0:24''': Chris says "flub" 52 times. | ||
'''0:24 to 0:34''': Chris pinches the top of his nose, giving us a nice view of his [[Chris and health#Hygiene|nose hair and mucus]], while continuing to say "flub". | '''0:24 to 0:34''': Chris pinches the top of his nose, giving us a nice view of his [[Chris and health#Hygiene|nose hair and mucus]], while continuing to say "flub" 24 more times. | ||
'''0:34 to 0:35''': Chris let goes of his nose and moves his mouth and his nose together. | '''0:34 to 0:35''': Chris let goes of his nose and moves his mouth and his nose together. | ||
'''0:35 to 0:39''': Chris says "flub" | '''0:35 to 0:39''': Chris says "flub" ten more times. | ||
'''0:40 to 0:41''': Chris finishes the video by blowing a raspberry. | '''0:40 to 0:41''': Chris finishes the video by blowing a raspberry. | ||
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| video = {{#ev:youtube|ARqd1f12Qxw}} | | video = {{#ev:youtube|ARqd1f12Qxw}} | ||
| stardate = 11 [[July 2016]] | | stardate = 11 [[July 2016]] | ||
| style = {{Reason|text}} | | subject = {{(Handouts)|text}} | ||
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Reason|text}} | |||
| saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}} | | saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}} | ||
| shirt = | | shirt = {{The Happy Hag|text}} | ||
|previous = [[HELP, PLEASE!!!#By random request; I still need money, please|By random request; I still need money, please]] | |previous = [[HELP, PLEASE!!!#By random request; I still need money, please|By random request; I still need money, please]] | ||
|next = [[Donations Further Requested, Please]] | |next = [[Donations Further Requested, Please]] | ||
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===Transcript=== | ===Transcript=== | ||
My mother and I we have received the minimum 20 dollars that we required in the meantime... for our immediate emergency. But there's a bigger emrgency, my mother still has her teeth problem. So, further donations are greatly appreciated to help pay for that. [Long pause] Okay, but anyway, thank you to everyone that individually tored up [sic] the minimum 20 dollars we need right now. Have a good safe day. | My mother and I we have received the minimum 20 dollars that we required in the meantime... for our immediate emergency. But there's a bigger emrgency, my mother still has her teeth problem. So, further donations are greatly appreciated to help pay for that. [''Long pause''] Okay, but anyway, thank you to everyone that individually tored up [sic] the minimum 20 dollars we need right now. Have a good safe day. | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
<references/> | <references/> | ||
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Announcement 20160709]]|nextlink=[[Donations Further Requested, Please]]}} | |||
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]] | [[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]] | ||
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]] | [[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]] | ||
Latest revision as of 23:48, 21 April 2023
- This article is about the series of begs from July 2016. For the begging video from 21 November 2016, see Help, please
HELP, PLEASE!!! is the first of four videos uploaded by Chris on 10 and 11 July 2016. All of the videos are under a minute in length. In the first, Chris appears sick, so he begs for even more money, more specifically "$20" or "$50 American" on the first video. On the second video, he decides to perform a bit of "comedy" to help entice people to donate, blatantly plagiarised from the South Park episode "Scott Tenorman Must Die". On the third video, he sang "The Brothers Flub" theme song by what seemed to be the request of animation reviewer The Mysterious Mr. Enter. However, Mr. Enter later denied ever talking to Chris when he was asked about this on his Tumblr. [1] On the fourth video, he thanks whoever donated $20, but then requests even MORE DONATIONS for Barb's "teeth problem".
Backup links for first two: https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/HELP%2c%20PLEASE%21%21%21-KuV-HofzOyQ.webm and https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Comic%20relief%20for%20money%20right%20now-zgnpBeSqGqQ.mp4
HELP, PLEASE!
| HELP, PLEASE! | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 10 July 2016 |
| Subject Matter |  Handouts
|
| Performance Style |  Tragedy
|
| Saga |  Financhu Crisis
|
| Shirt | Blue shirt |
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Announcement 20160709 |
next Comic relief for money right now |
Description
| Donations still requested.
Please send donations directly to me via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you. If you don't know how, watch this video. https://youtu.be/wPYVhPe_PTQ via YouTube Capture |
Transcript
[stress sigh] 20 dollars... 50 dollars, American... Anybody, please donate, we need the money right nooowww...
Comic relief for money right now
| Comic relief for money right now | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 10 July 2016 |
| Subject Matter | Handouts
|
| Performance Style |  Comedy, Tragedy
|
| Saga | Financhu Crisis
|
| Shirt | Blue shirt |
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous HELP, PLEASE! |
next By random request; I still need money, please |
Description
| Donations still requested.
Please send donations directly to me via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you. If you don't know how, watch this video. https://youtu.be/wPYVhPe_PTQ via YouTube Capture |
Transcript
I don't know, hey, maybe a little comedy will help inspiring you to donate. "I'm a little piggy here's my snout, oink oink oink, oink oink oink. I'm a little piggy here's the meme, oink oink oink, here's my snout."
By random request; I still need money, please
| By random request; I still need money, please | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 10 July 2016 |
| Subject Matter | Handouts
|
| Performance Style | Comedy, Tragedy
|
| Saga | Financhu Crisis
|
| Shirt |  Blue and White Striped Dress
|
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Comic relief for money right now |
next Thank you. |
| “ | Flub. | ” |
| 87% of this video is Chris saying this: 86 times in total. | ||
Description
| Donations still requested.
Please send donations directly to me via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you. If you don't know how, watch this video. https://youtu.be/wPYVhPe_PTQ Flub. via YouTube Capture |
Transcript
0:01 to 0:05: Chris says: "By request of the Mysterious Mr. Enter..."
0:05 to 0:24: Chris says "flub" 52 times.
0:24 to 0:34: Chris pinches the top of his nose, giving us a nice view of his nose hair and mucus, while continuing to say "flub" 24 more times.
0:34 to 0:35: Chris let goes of his nose and moves his mouth and his nose together.
0:35 to 0:39: Chris says "flub" ten more times.
0:40 to 0:41: Chris finishes the video by blowing a raspberry.
Thank you.
| Thank you. | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 11 July 2016 |
| Subject Matter | Handouts
|
| Performance Style | Tragedy,  Reason
|
| Saga | Financhu Crisis
|
| Shirt |  The Happy Hag
|
| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous By random request; I still need money, please |
next Donations Further Requested, Please |
Description
| Donations still requested.
Please send donations directly to me via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you. If you don't know how, watch this video. https://youtu.be/wPYVhPe_PTQ via YouTube Capture |
Transcript
My mother and I we have received the minimum 20 dollars that we required in the meantime... for our immediate emergency. But there's a bigger emrgency, my mother still has her teeth problem. So, further donations are greatly appreciated to help pay for that. [Long pause] Okay, but anyway, thank you to everyone that individually tored up [sic] the minimum 20 dollars we need right now. Have a good safe day.
References
| ⇐ Announcement 20160709 | Chris's videos | Donations Further Requested, Please ⇒ |