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*It has been {{#expr: (-1525789980 +{{#time:U}})/86400 round 0}} days since Chris [[Financhu Crisis|begged]] for money.
<div style="text-align:center">'''Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris''': {{plain link|https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-is-lying-about-needing-donations.49232/|he lies}} about {{plain link|https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-2-kitties-are-sick-chris-lies-about-needing-funds.49578/|needing money}} and habitually neglects his [[eBay#Suspension of Chris's eBay|customers]] and [[Patreon#Delays on shipping|supporters]] ({{plain link|https://archive.md/cgx1O#10%/|and worse}}). It has been…
{| style="margin:0 auto 8px; max-width:25rem;"
|- style="vertical-align:top"
| <!---
  LINK TO POST CONTAINING LATEST REQUEST FOR DONATIONS
-->[[OfficialCWCmart|


*It has been {{#expr: (-1525573237+{{#time:U}})/86400 round 0}} days since Chris uploaded pages for [[Sonichu 12-9|#12-9]], [[Sonichu 14|#14]], [[Sonichu 15|#15]], or [[Sonichu 16|#16]] to meet his [[Patreon|paid obligations]] to the Sonichu comic.
<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|<!--


*It has been {{#expr: (-1253880000 +{{#time:U}})/86400 round 0}} days since Chris [[Kacey Call 21|applied for a job]].
  DATE AND TIME OF THE LATEST REQUEST FOR DONATIONS (UTC)
-->2023-10-26 17:09:53<!--


-->}}</div>]] ''days since Chris last [[Financhu Crisis|begged]] for money.''


<div style="font-size:0.88em">
''Record Streak: {{counter|2021-07-09 06:27:53|17}}''
| <!---
  LINK TO MOST RECENTLY RELEASED SONICHU PAGES
-->[[Sonichu 0 HD|


<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1=  
<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|<!--
 
  DATE AND TIME OF THE LAST UPLOADED COMIC PAGES (UTC)
-->2023-08-23 18:54:54<!--
 
-->}}</div>]] ''days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his [[Patreon|(formerly) paid obligations]] to the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]].''
 
<div style="font-size:0.88em">
''Record Streak: {{counter|2019-10-03 18:13:00|0}}''
| <!---
  LINK TO ARTICLE CONTAINING LATEST JOB APPLICATION
-->[[Kacey Call 21|
 
<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|<!--
 
  DATE AND TIME OF THE LAST APPLICATION FOR A JOB (UTC)
-->2009-09-25 12:00:00<!--
 
-->}}</div>]] ''days since Chris last applied for [[Chris and work|a job]].''<br/><br/>
       
<div style="font-size:0.88em">
''Record Streak: {{counter|2009-09-25 12:00:00|0}}''
 
|}
[[File:Etsy 3 years complaint.png|320px|link=Etsy]]
An [[Etsy]] customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.</div><noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1=
=== How to update ===
=== How to update ===


# Find the date of the last time Chris begged or made a new Sonichu page, then convert it to Epoch time, using a site such as [http://www.epochconverter.com/ this one].
From 1 August 2019, you no longer need to convert the time and date into a Unix timestamp.
# Replace the old timestamp, between <nowiki>{{#expr:</nowiki> and <nowiki>+{{#time:U}}</nowiki>, with the new one. Leave the minus sign.
 
# Find the date and time of Chris’s latest request for donations, job application or ''Sonichu'' pages.
# Replace the old time and date in the format <code>YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS</code>. The time zone should be [[wikipedia:UTC|UTC]], and the time should use the 24-hour clock.
# Change the appropriate link above the time being adjusted to provide a source.
# The Longest Streak counter is semi-automated: see [[Template:Counter]] for details.
# Streak counter began on 7/25/2021
}}
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Latest revision as of 18:22, 26 October 2023

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
394
days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,234 days

458
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,878 days

5,539
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,539 days

Etsy 3 years complaint.png

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Usage

These usage notes will not be included in articles bearing this template.

How to update

From 1 August 2019, you no longer need to convert the time and date into a Unix timestamp.

  1. Find the date and time of Chris’s latest request for donations, job application or Sonichu pages.
  2. Replace the old time and date in the format YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS. The time zone should be UTC, and the time should use the 24-hour clock.
  3. Change the appropriate link above the time being adjusted to provide a source.
  4. The Longest Streak counter is semi-automated: see Template:Counter for details.
  5. Streak counter began on 7/25/2021