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<div style="text-align:center">If you are considering donating to, or buying something from, Chris, please keep in mind that '''{{plain link|https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-is-lying-about-needing-donations.49232/|he lies}} {{plain link|https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-2-kitties-are-sick-chris-lies-about-needing-funds.49578/|about needing money}}''' and '''[[eBay#Suspension of Chris's eBay|habitually neglects]] [[Patreon#Delays on shipping|his customers]]''' ({{plain link|https://kiwifarms.net/threads/important-dont-buy-from-chris.5048/|and worse}}).
<div style="text-align:center">'''Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris''': {{plain link|https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-is-lying-about-needing-donations.49232/|he lies}} about {{plain link|https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-2-kitties-are-sick-chris-lies-about-needing-funds.49578/|needing money}} and habitually neglects his [[eBay#Suspension of Chris's eBay|customers]] and [[Patreon#Delays on shipping|supporters]] ({{plain link|https://archive.md/cgx1O#10%/|and worse}}). It has been…
 
It has been…
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|- style="vertical-align:top"
|- style="vertical-align:top"
| <div style="font-size:2em">{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|<!--
| <!---
  LINK TO POST CONTAINING LATEST REQUEST FOR DONATIONS
-->[[OfficialCWCmart|
 
<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|<!--


   DATE AND TIME OF THE LATEST REQUEST FOR DONATIONS (UTC)
   DATE AND TIME OF THE LATEST REQUEST FOR DONATIONS (UTC)
-->2019-08-29 12:59:45<!--
-->2023-10-26 17:09:53<!--
 
-->}}</div>]] ''days since Chris last [[Financhu Crisis|begged]] for money.''


-->}})/86400 round 0}}}}</div> ''days since Chris last [[Financhu Crisis|begged]] for money.''
<div style="font-size:0.88em">
| <div style="font-size:2em">{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|<!--
''Record Streak: {{counter|2021-07-09 06:27:53|17}}''
| <!---
  LINK TO MOST RECENTLY RELEASED SONICHU PAGES
-->[[Sonichu 0 HD|  
 
<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|<!--


   DATE AND TIME OF THE LAST UPLOADED COMIC PAGES (UTC)
   DATE AND TIME OF THE LAST UPLOADED COMIC PAGES (UTC)
-->2019-08-08 12:00:00<!--
-->2023-08-23 18:54:54<!--


-->}})/86400 round 0}}}}</div> ''days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his [[Patreon|paid obligations]] to the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]].''
-->}}</div>]] ''days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his [[Patreon|(formerly) paid obligations]] to the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]].''
| <div style="font-size:2em">{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|<!--
 
<div style="font-size:0.88em">
''Record Streak: {{counter|2019-10-03 18:13:00|0}}''
| <!---
  LINK TO ARTICLE CONTAINING LATEST JOB APPLICATION
-->[[Kacey Call 21|
 
<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|<!--


   DATE AND TIME OF THE LAST APPLICATION FOR A JOB (UTC)
   DATE AND TIME OF THE LAST APPLICATION FOR A JOB (UTC)
-->2009-09-25 12:00:00<!--
-->2009-09-25 12:00:00<!--


-->}})/86400 round 0}}}}</div> ''days [[Kacey Call 21|since Chris last]] <br>[[Chris and work|applied for a job]].''
-->}}</div>]] ''days since Chris last applied for [[Chris and work|a job]].''<br/><br/>
       
<div style="font-size:0.88em">
''Record Streak: {{counter|2009-09-25 12:00:00|0}}''


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[[File:Etsy 3 years complaint.png|320px|link=Etsy]]
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An [[Etsy]] customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.</div><noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1=
=== How to update ===
=== How to update ===


From 1 August 2019, you no longer need to convert the time and date into a Unix timestamp.
From 1 August 2019, you no longer need to convert the time and date into a Unix timestamp.


# Find the date and time of Chris’s latest request for donations, job application, or ''Sonichu'' pages.
# Find the date and time of Chris’s latest request for donations, job application or ''Sonichu'' pages.
# Replace the old time and date in the format <code>YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS</code>. The time zone should be [[wikipedia:UTC|UTC]], and the time should use the 24-hour clock.
# Replace the old time and date in the format <code>YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS</code>. The time zone should be [[wikipedia:UTC|UTC]], and the time should use the 24-hour clock.
# Change the appropriate link above the time being adjusted to provide a source.
# The Longest Streak counter is semi-automated: see [[Template:Counter]] for details.
# Streak counter began on 7/25/2021
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Latest revision as of 18:22, 26 October 2023

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
393
days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,232 days

457
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,877 days

5,537
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,537 days

Etsy 3 years complaint.png

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Usage

These usage notes will not be included in articles bearing this template.

How to update

From 1 August 2019, you no longer need to convert the time and date into a Unix timestamp.

  1. Find the date and time of Chris’s latest request for donations, job application or Sonichu pages.
  2. Replace the old time and date in the format YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS. The time zone should be UTC, and the time should use the 24-hour clock.
  3. Change the appropriate link above the time being adjusted to provide a source.
  4. The Longest Streak counter is semi-automated: see Template:Counter for details.
  5. Streak counter began on 7/25/2021