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'''DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS''' is a trollish shorthand used in reference to Chris's troubles with {{w|Fecal incontinence|fecal leakage}}. Coined by Chris himself in an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]] from January 2009, it has quickly become a popular catchphrase.
The '''Incest Texts''' refer to text messages sent by Chris in which he discussed his [[Affair with Mother|incestuous affair with his mother]]. Screenshots of the texts are undated. Clues indicate a possible date of the night of 28 July 2021. If true this would place the texts as occurring a day after the [[Incest Call]]. The recipient of the texts is similarly unclear; clues indicate Chris sent the messages to [[Bella]]. This conversation took place over the encrypted text/video call app [[Signal]], which Chris recommended out of concern the government may hack the conversation (having learned about the app by using it to communicate with [[Null]]). The texts were leaked on the early morning hours of 30 [[July 2021]], at 1:32 AM EST, by [[Fiona]].


In short, Chris unwittingly shits himself often. Even after encouragement from his doctor and from his mother, Chris would refuse to wear [[butt garments]] because, according to the [[Ivy Q&A#Threats|Ivy Q&A]], he felt they were for [[Sonee & Rosey|babies]]. He had only one or two episodes where he wore the butt garments, though they were only worn because Ivy told him it was his punishment for cheating on her with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. Based on his own comments on the subject and those of people who've managed to get close to him (particularly his now-deceased sweetheart [[Ivy]]), [[stress]] tends to inspire these episodes, but at other times he appears to be too lazy, careless, or distracted to bother making his way to a toilet.
The content of the Texts is disturbing with Chris describing his intimate moments with [[Barbara]] in detail. Chris also claims that he sent [[meditation]] tracks to Barbara to simulate her brain, and that he pleasured Barbara better than [[Bob|his father]].


Considering that Chris's bowel issues have been occurring since childhood, it's most likely related to his [[autism]], as incontinence has been known to occur amongst individuals with the disorder, particularly those who are more [[Minor_Family_Members#Unnamed_autistic_cousin|severely affected]].
The Texts, along with the Incest Call, led to Chris being [[Jail Saga|jailed]] on an incest charge for nearly two years, until the [[autism disorder deferred disposition]] caused the court to dismiss the charge in exchange for Chris completing the program's terms.  


 
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The Incest Texts refer to text messages sent by Chris in which he discussed his incestuous affair with his mother. Screenshots of the texts are undated. Clues indicate a possible date of the night of 28 July 2021. If true this would place the texts as occurring a day after the Incest Call. The recipient of the texts is similarly unclear; clues indicate Chris sent the messages to Bella. This conversation took place over the encrypted text/video call app Signal, which Chris recommended out of concern the government may hack the conversation (having learned about the app by using it to communicate with Null). The texts were leaked on the early morning hours of 30 July 2021, at 1:32 AM EST, by Fiona.

The content of the Texts is disturbing with Chris describing his intimate moments with Barbara in detail. Chris also claims that he sent meditation tracks to Barbara to simulate her brain, and that he pleasured Barbara better than his father.

The Texts, along with the Incest Call, led to Chris being jailed on an incest charge for nearly two years, until the autism disorder deferred disposition caused the court to dismiss the charge in exchange for Chris completing the program's terms.

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