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Chris on Wikipedia (the talkpage archice) May 2009

From a fan

Why do you keep deleting my suggestions? Jasongraves1 (talk) 02:06, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

CWC's Response

Dear Sir/Madam,

LOOK, I do not have the appropriate calm state of mind to make time to READ those numerous upon numerous small-print details, much less memorize them. I have had a LOT of SLANDEROUS TWISTS OF MY OWN WORDS done unto me in the past SOO MUCH, it is HARDEST for me to get a job in a place that does background checks, only to find that cursed E.D. Page those EVIL TROLLS created against me at the TOP of the list.

I started my OWN Wikipedia page to hopefully counter that and better the people's General Understand of the Noble Gentleman I truly am. I SPENT HOURS, recalling MEMORY after MEMORY to type up the HONEST-TO-GOD TRUTH.

I DO NOT CARE about the erroneous listings or false information listed on other pages; I ONLY WISH TO TELL THE TRUTH AND SPREAD IT ON THE INTERNET.

Plus, I have Vanessa Anne Hudgens as an honest, very close Gal-Pal, and you know very well how powerful she is as a STAR.

I have created a video on YouTube respectfully asking to leave my Wikipedia ALONE with MY HONEST TRUTH from MY OWN High-Functioning Autistic Head; my LOYAL FANBASE will be sending you letters.

UNDO YOUR DELETION, PLEASE.

--Christian Weston Chandler (talk) 01:25, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

• Chris, you may want to address this to the people you actually deleted your page. Fortunately you've been able to recreate your page but it's best to address this to the admin(s) who deleted your page before, that way they can see it. --Champthom (talk) 01:42, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

• • Found them. They are User:PeterSymonds and User:slakr. You may wish to address your concerns to these people. --Champthom (talk) 01:49, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Some articles you may be interested in monitoring

• Welcome to Wikipedia, Chris! Obviously you're quite popular amongst some Wikipedians such as myself and some zealous fans of yours have decided to add you to the list of famous people from Ruckersville. You have also been added to the site for Manchester High School though you are erroneously listed as "spokesman for Fanta." Unfortunately, there are trolls here who inappropriately add false information on the Jimmy Hill page (attributing Mr. Hill as the true creator of Sonichu) and Chris Chan Lee (confusing you with Mr. Lee). I know you're familiar with Wiki editing, but it helps to have a basic understanding of how Wikipedia works (as it's a lot different from that Encyclopedia Dramatica) by looking over this brief summary of what Wikipedia is about. Good luck to you Chris, and I wish you the best of luck in Wiki editing. --Champthom (talk) 15:25, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
  • Also Chris, you may be interested in checking out userboxes. They're neat little things you can add to your userpage to make it look cooler (you can look at my userpage for examples). It'll make you look like a real regular Wikipedia user and you'll be listed with other Wikipedians who have the same interests! --Champthom (talk) 00:32, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
• Also welcome on my part, Chris. Having looked at what you've done (and peeked at your deleted user page), I think it's time for a bit of my usual newbie admonishment/encouragement: we all come here and begin stacking up stuff in our user pages and and think about writing articles about ourselves (well, I didn't do the latter, but a surprising number of people seem to do that)... but that's not where the real fun in Wikipedia can be found. Since you undoubtedly know heck of a lot about video games, how about helping us out with video game articles? Take a look at WikiProject Video Games, or just peek around any articles that interest you and improve them. Easy, fun, and I can't remember the last time we saw any bigger conflict among the editors (apart of the really really lame conflicts). If you want a nice and fun hobby and a chance to better yourself and the world, this could be one precious chance to do so. --wwwwolf (barks/growls) 21:20, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Hi chris you are an awesome peson please finish your comics Jasongraves1 (talk) 01:15, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

CWC Bel Air

Well this is a story all about how;
My life got flipped turned upside down.
So I'd like to walk a minute through my own hell;
I'll tell you how I became mayor of a town called CWCVille.

In western Virginia born and raised;
In the short bus, is where i spent most of my days.
Chillin' out max and relaxin' all cool;
While all drawin' some recolors outside of the school.

When a couple of trolls, who were up to no good;
Pretended to be girls and gave me wood.
I got in seven little sex tapes and my dad did frown;
He said, "get away from that Internet I'm cuttin' it down".

So I drew up a portal and when it came near;
It was swirly and cool but too small for my rear.
If anything i could say i was out of luck;
But i thought, nah forget it, "suck it in you fat fuck".

I pulled up to my office around seven or eight;
And I said to my secretary, "yo, let's go on a date".
She punched me in the balls but hey, all was well;
Now I sit on my throne, as the mayor of CWCVille.

- by Eniac on ED

/cwc/

The Pinch, AKA Quixotic Avenger/CriticalMindz, AKA No More Cyber Crimes/Quixotic Avenger, AKA 9v47w1hk0jyr

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