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BEAT REMEMBERS THIS PLACE HOLY SHIT.


I think Beat is a pretty cool guy.  Eh occasionally transcribes videos, and doesn't afraid of anything.
I GUESS I'LL DO SOME RANDOM MAINTENANCE TYPE SHIT.
 
I like writing "TRANSCRIBING DIS BITCH" in talk pages, and often will transcribe bitches just for the opportunity to write that phrase.
==My to do list==
*My [[User:Beat/Sandbox|sandbox]].  I must have picked the worst project ever.
 
==My letters to Chris==
*[[Mailbag 13#My brain feels like a bomb, night and day. It must expand!|The Man who was Thursday]]
*[[Mailbag 18#Chris the surprisingly articulate|The Screwtape Letters]]
I like books.
 
==Mailbag references==
People, myself included, love to mail Chris under names of people famous enough that he really should notice them.  Chris, of course, never does.
 
'''[[Mailbag 1]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo DaVinci]]: Painter, inventor, super genius.
 
'''[[Mailbag 2]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Family Matters|Laura Winslow]]: The daughter from "Family Matters".
*[[Wikipedia:Rocky IV|Ivan Drago]]: Rocky's opponent from "Rocky IV".
 
'''[[Mailbag 3]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Manuel Noriega|Manuel Noriega]]: Military Dictator of Panama.
 
'''[[Mailbag 4]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Todd Phillips|Todd Phillips]]: Filmmaker.
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Rocky IV|Ivan Drago]].
*[[Wikipedia:Lucifer|Samael Morningstar]]: The devil.
*[[Wikipedia:Joseph Stalin|Joseph Stalin]]: Communist dictator of Russia.
*[[Wikipedia:Gabe Newell|Gabe Newell]]: Co-founder of game design company Valve.
 
'''[[Mailbag 5]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:List of Kanto Gym Leaders#Lt. Surge|Lietenant Surge]]: One of the Gym Leaders in Pokemon.
*[[Wikipedia:General_Von_Klinkerhoffen|Erich Von Klinkerhoffen]]: Nazi from the sitcom "Allo 'Allo!"
 
'''[[Mailbag 6]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Levi_Johnston|Levi Johnston]]: The guy who knocked up Sarah Palin's daughter.
*[[Wikipedia:Kim Jong-un|Kim Jong Un]]: Third son of Kim Jong Il, the psychopathic manchild running North Korea.
*[[Wikipedia:John Wayne Gacy|John Gacy]]: Serial murder known as the "Killer Clown".
 
'''[[Mailbag 7]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Jeffrey Dahmer|Jeffrey Dahmer]]: Serial murder who liked to eat people.
*[[Wikipedia:Starship Troopers|Sergeant Charles Zim]]: Character from Starship Troopers.
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Levi_Johnston|Levi Johnston]].
 
'''[[Mailbag 8]]'''
*Linetrap.  But she doesn't really count.
 
'''[[Mailbag 9]]''''
*[[Wikipedia:The Big Lebowski|Walter Sobcheck]]: Character from the big Lebowski
*[[Wikipedia:Horst Wessel|Horst Wessel]]: Nazi activist.
*[[Wikipedia:Trent Reznor|Trent Reznor]]: Nine Inch Nails frontman.
*[[Wikipedia:Mahmoud Ahmadinejad|Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]]: Current dictator of Iran.
 
'''[[Mailbag 10]]'''
*Repeat appearance from [[Wikipedia:Mahmoud Ahmadinejad|Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]].
 
'''[[Mailbag 11]]'''
*[[wikipedia:Paul Bernardo|Paul Bernardo]]: Serial killer and rapist.
*[[wikipedia:There_Will_Be_Blood|Daniel Plainview]]: Character from "There will be Blood".
*[[Wikipedia:Joseph Joestar|Joseph Joestar]]: Second hero from "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure".
 
'''[[Mailbag 12]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Besarion Jughashvili|Besarion Jughashvili]]:Joseph Stalin's dad.
*Another repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Levi Johnston|Levi Johnston]].
 
'''[[Mailbag 13]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Charles Darwin|Charles Darwin]]: The guy who came up with evolution.
*[[Wikipedia:The Man Who Was Thursday|Gabriel Syme]]: Main character of the Christian allegory "The man who was Thursday".
*[[Wikipedia:Rod Blagojevich|Rod Blagojevich]]: Disgraced former governor of Illinois.
*[[Wikipedia:Walter Breuning|Walter Breuning]]: Guy who's really, really old.
*[[Wikipedia:Oedipus Rex|Oedipus Rex]]: Main character of the play by Sophocles of the same name.
*[[wikipedia:Jokela school shooting|Erik Pikkuvikainen]]: The kid responsible for the Jokela school shooting.
*[[Wikipedia:Albert Speer|Albert Speer]]:Nazi Architect.
 
I'll finish this later.

Latest revision as of 21:02, 13 January 2012

American Flag Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!
Christian cross Christian
This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior.
Mail Operation Mailbag
This user contributed to the Mailbag and had their e-mail answered by Chris.
Mumble Service Medal March Mumble Madness
This user nearly went mad in March 2010 to provide CWCki with accurate and complete transcriptions of the Mumble chats.
Iron Cross CWChronology Iron Cross
Thank u for ur great help towards the obsessive chronological documentation of Chris-Chan's life! :3
I'll Break You Dead Transcriber
This user transcribes videos, and has no doubt become insane from regular exposure to Chris's fail.
Straight STRAIGHT
This user is STRAIGHT. and likes dykes & china. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

BEAT REMEMBERS THIS PLACE HOLY SHIT.

I GUESS I'LL DO SOME RANDOM MAINTENANCE TYPE SHIT.