Talk:For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV

So... where's the video?--Beat 04:48, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

• It's the video of the now. I'm no good with the new fangled video template, so you guys can sort it out. --Champthom 04:49, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

• I see it an OH I AM SO FUCKING TRANSCRIBING DIS BITCH!!!--Beat 04:50, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

A few things we need to do from what I can tell.

1. Put up a fucking warning label on this bitch (came damn close to vomiting)

2. Add the new shirt to Chris and Fashion --Caboose -1 05:03, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

• Completely agreed about the warning. This is the most disturbing thing I've seen in a long time (and I just finished EVA two days ago).--AdderCress 05:28, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

• Done. -- Revolver Octopus 05:46, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

Transcribing

I will assist Beat with transcribing, if he needs my help. Other projects will have to wait. Ronichu 05:05, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

First half done. My first watchthrough is the one I transcribe on, something tells me this won't end well.--Beat 05:19, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

• That's what I do too. It helps I think, but it also means you get rude surprises. Like the cyber in Mumble 3. -Ronichu 05:34, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

WHAT THE FUCK SHIT DAMN I HATE YOU ALL--Beat 05:22, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

• Oh my God. I don't know if I want to know now, if it can shake the almighty Beat. -Ronichu 05:34, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

• Ron you transcribed the Mumbles so you can probably take this. However, I wouldn't push yourself if your heart level is below 40% --Caboose -1 05:36, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
• Beat- EJECT! EJECT! EJECT! -Ronichu 05:38, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

• IT IS DONE. That could have been a lot worse.--Beat 05:40, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

• You deserve a fucking medal for that one, man. --HatMcCullough 05:43, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

• Admittedly I skimmed over the details of his tongue movements. If somebody wants to provide a more in-depth explanation, I suggest you seek counseling immediately.--Beat 05:44, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

• Beat, you are THE MAN! Yes, you deserve a bloody medal. Griffintown 05:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
• Sometimes I am annoyed I never get to transcribe anything new because of my timezone. Sometimes I am very, very glad. Still, I'll touch it up tonight, no matter what the tiny whisper that was my sanity begs me to avoid. -Ronichu 06:05, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
• Ronichu's work ethic never ceases to amaze. I only wish He did not have to suffer so much for it.--Beat 06:11, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

• Truly a god among men. I take my hat off to you.--YawningSquirtleRedux 08:57, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

Problem with brackets?

When I edited this article, the brackets were removed from two words (such as glasses or CWCki) during both of the edits. The hell? --Lime 15:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

• CWCki was mentioned, but not bracketed, in the intro at the time. I couldn't find a logical explanation for the glasses bracket, though. Either the Wiki glitched or it was ninjas. --Jewlay 19:08, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

• I think it might've been ninjas. The sneaky bastards. --Lime 19:28, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

Date

Da Update states this video was leaked on the 21st, this article states the 22nd. The CWCVilleLibrary account has the upload date as the 21st. I r confuse. --Anonymax 20:43, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

No shit is too minor

We need to identify what his ringtone is. --Exemplary 23:12, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

• This is probably obvious, but I figured it's worth mentioning that I'm pretty sure it's from a Sonic game. --ThatMan 00:44, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
  • Haven't played a Sonic game in years, but it kind of sounds like Casino Night Zone.--AdderCress 07:14, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
    • Minor edit, changed it from cell phone rining to a digital tone. Personally I'm not convinced anyone would call him (except maybe his parents telling him they're on the way home), so it could be a personal reminder alarm. Borednewb 09:51, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

• Newfags call Chris all the time. It's like their hobby.--Beat 11:53, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

Bra size

Just to put on record, 42 is his band size, not his cup size, so it's hard to say how big his manboobs are. ...but they're bigger than mine, and I'm an A cup. BubblegumPinkButler 02:24, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

• Well, using the page image and this chart[1] as references, I'd guess he's a C. Maybe a D, if the sports bra is squishing his boobs. Schismtracer 02:59, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
• During the muscle bra photo set back in October, Chris mentioned his size to be 43...is this an accurate size, or a misconception by Chris? And now it's a 42. Is this evidence that he's actually lost a little weight? Not a huge deal, but again, no shit is too minor.--AdderCress 06:25, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
  • He measured 43 inches in October, but he purchased size 42 bras. They only come in even-numbered sizes, and I'm sure he choose the smaller size for better holding power. (As for his weight, he looks like he's packed on a few more pounds, not lost some.) Did anyone else notice the weird gleam of pride in his eyes when he said he has a 42 bust? Jesus titty-fucking christ. Squirrelbait 08:02, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
    • Not knowing much about bra sizes myself, I have to ask. How big is a C or D cup? --Edward 21:01, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

• It's all relative, really, depending on the size of the torso they're attached to. If the circumference of the torso at the nipples is three inches greater than the circumference just below the breasts, that's a C cup. D cup is four inches difference. So on a woman who's in good shape, a D cup approaches porn star proportions, but Chris's floppers could easily be D-sized because he's so fucking fat. Dkaien 21:45, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

• Bigger than mine too, I was coming here to bitch about that...considering that it's a sports bra, it's possible that he's referring to the sizes on the sports bra packages rather than actual bust measurement. I have a hard time imagining that he'd do all this[2] to get an accurate measurement. I'm horribly unfamiliar with exactly how sports bras are sized, but if he's really got a 43" bust, then he might be a DD[3]. - Boop 00:48, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
  • There's a fair chance it's accurate as he made some lucky WalMart employee measure his bust for him. Granted, I guess it's entirely possible that they just did it quickly and inaccurately just so they could get it over with. --ThatMan 02:59, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

Side note that I just noticed: This page has him stating he's actually a size 43.

The Opening

Has anyone noticed how when Chris pretends to pull Jackie's China open, it looks like he's mimicking Bon Scott from AC/DC's Jailbreak MV? --Troll-chan Sonichu, 28/05/2015