Talk:Gal pal

Does Chris actually have any friends? At all? --Sonicow 00:48, 28 September 2009 (CEST)

• I guess not. --UJ1985 04:07, 23 October 2009 (CEST)

• The thing is that he did at one point; back in high school and before. Most likely because he was forced into real social interaction on a regular basis, he made the adjustments to be as normal of a person as he would allow himself to/could be. Thus, he wasn't the complete and utter failure that he is today (though he still failed really hard). After graduating he was allowed to isolate, lose all connections he'd had, and eventually degenerate into the bedroom-dwelling LOLcow we know him to be today. --LizardPie 05:24, 23 October 2009 (CEST)

• He does have friends now. Spoiler - the closest things to real friends are in fact, trolls. Most of the "friends" Chris will tell you he has are really people who talk to him at church who are probably more along the lines of acquaintances (at most). Oh, and he counts his parents as friends, lol. --Champthom 05:52, 23 October 2009 (CEST)

How about Miss Vivian?

--Sonijew 11:51, 1 December 2009 (CET)

New Gal-pal page!

It seems Chris has learned nothing about the dangers of revealing personal information about himself or others on the internet, and has just posted a new page with the bio's of all women he has considered to be gal pals. There are quite a few that haven't been mentioned yet, and could be questioned for further information... Should we try questioning them?

http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Gal-Pals_and_Past_Sweethearts

--SargentPickles 21:01, 18 April 2010 (EST)

• Think that's bad? I think that last one is The fucking Wallflower. GDI, Chris. GDI all to hell. We do all this to keep her from being dragged through all this after what happened nearly two months ago and Chris does it anyway.--Blazer 01:07, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

• • Well, we can officially say he's finally scarred her for life now... Her names out there, and no doubt she'll be plagued by trolls wanting more info on Chris. It's just like Megan all over again... --SargentPickles 21:11, 18 April 2010 (EST)

• Jesus Fucking Christ. All of them. Just... All of them... What the fuck is he thinking? Oh, also, he confirms that he found his way into Liquid's E-Mail. I'm going to assume Liquid allowed him access, much like Smantha Thaddeus in ages past.--Beat 01:20, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

• On a practical subject, I've saved the page in case he gets a clue and takes it down, and no, I don't think it's wise to pester any of them. Most of 'em are girls he met a decade ago or more anyway. Dkaien 01:25, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

• The fact that he list's Kellie Andes and Tiffany Robinson as his "sweethearts" just prove how delusional he is... He really believes he had a romantic relationship in grade school, and that Kelly Andes was his girlfriend in high school (interestingly enough, he adds "in my opinion". Perhaps this is proof he is slowly retreating into his own fantasy world...) --SargentPickles 21:26, 18 April 2010 (EST)

One more practical thought: should we mirror this page exactly here on the CWCki? (With a few edits to allow for the removal of the Wallflower's name and such.) It's been done with a couple other bits of CWCipedia content, like the Asperger's rant, it seems like this might be worth mirroring as well. Dkaien 01:34, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

• I think we should. And, like you said, just remove the Wallflower's name and make a mention that it was because of the earlier agreement.--Blazer 01:36, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

• I saved the page source so we can mirror it. Another option might be to include the text for each girl on their individual pages, do a little "Chris on _____" subsection. But dear god, he says he knew better than to use her real name in the text DIRECTLY BENEATH HER REAL NAME. How can anybody be so amazingly stupid?--Beat 01:35, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

• • Easy... Chris doesn't care about protecting anyone's image or honor. All he care's is that his is spotless and represented as flawless. He's proven time and time again (Megan, Joshua, Wallfower, ect) that he's more than willing to spite someone else if he thinks it makes him look good --SargentPickles 21:38, 18 April 2010 (EST)

Okay, I mirrored it, and drafted up a summary in My sandbox. I gotta get back to work on non-internet stuff, so if someone wants to pretty it up or post it as a regular article, be my guest.--Beat 02:14, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

The Christian Truth

this is enlightening. So apparently this is the best explanation we're going to get for why he's doing these monumentally idiotic things. He's unsatisfied with our disclosure of the truth, and is trying to counter it by sharing his own version. Normally this would be hilarious, but the fact that he's apparently planning a whole page on the wallflower's got me too pissed off to laugh right now.--Beat 01:28, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

• I was thinking of warning her, but she seems to have deleted her facebook page to avoid all Chris related inquiries --SargentPickles 21:32, 18 April 2010 (EST)
• Oh well, Chris went back into "Auto-Pwn" mode. This was to be expected. As far as we are concerned, the CWCki staff acted diligently towards Wallflower's concerns of privacy. If no-one push these issues to Chris IRL, he will not stop. She need to be warned about this. Griffintown 02:48, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

• I agree, I believe that either Cogs should have her email somewhere (she did after all get a hold of the Cwcki). --Caboose -1 02:55, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

Miranda

http://htmlgear.tripod.com/gw/guest/control.guest?u=starytime check page 80 Clydec 03:59, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

"Error:: Unknown action -- 'a='".Basgon 05:03, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

http://htmlgear.tripod.com/gw/guest/control.guest?u=Starytime&a=view&i=1 try this Clydec 05:35, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

Minor Correction

• Just corrected the names on the captions, if you cross reference "A Week in the Life of CWC" you will find the girl in Green next to Tiffany Gowen is actually Sarah Bevel. --CorinaLives 14:14, 23 February 2011

Stuff from late 2013

Any thoughts on adding anything about their reactions on Facebook lately?

--Thepicklesuitintheman 12:47, 1 January 2014 (PST)

Go ahead and add them. Alan Pardew 16:44, 1 January 2014 (PST)

Was Sarah Hammer at the birthday party?

I don't see how this is possible, since Chris still hadn't moved back to Ruckersville. All evidence indicates that he didn't see Hammer again until the summer he moved back, after graduation. According to his story, there were four high school gal-pals, and one of them brought an extra friend. But in the photo there are six girls. There's no way she drove to Richmond for this dumb party, and Chris would have said something about it if this were the case. I don't know who this girl is, but it can't be Hammer.

Cleanup

The notable gal-pals list is mostly copied from Chris's own CWCkipedia listing. But Chris's perception isn't the same as reality. Many of the women there weren't his friends/acquaintances but were either trolls or people who want nothing to do with him. Maybe we should trim the list to include only his actual acquaintances. Hurtful Truth Level (talk) 17:39, 29 July 2020 (UTC)

I would remove Virginia Jeanine Sanford, Kim Wilson, and MLP Voice Actresses from the list. The others probably pass the threshold of significance (real gals Chris wanted to bang, or comic characters). I am on the fence about Laura Beth Dorazio as AFAIK the two haven't really been in contact and I haven't seen a visual representation in the comic. AReasonableMan (talk) 18:35, 29 July 2020 (UTC)

This article is also weird since most of it's framed on gal pals from his high school years. The Notable list is the only part that isn't, which implies Kacey and whatever were also from his high school. Entire article should probably be rewritten to split the Gal Pals into School Years and post-School. Hurtful Truth Level (talk) 22:47, 29 July 2020 (UTC)

I agree that the "post-school" gal pals list represents the main core, though I am a bit confused overall now. What is meant by "Troll gal pals"? Also, does "school" include only high school or high school + PVCC? Furthermore, I feel that gal pals depicted in Sonichu have a special status. AReasonableMan (talk) 17:40, 31 July 2020 (UTC)

Everyone in the Troll list was a fake persona created by trolls. School was meant to include post-high school; I'll rename it. An "In the comic" section could fit if you'd like to add it in. Hurtful Truth Level (talk) 18:19, 31 July 2020 (UTC)

Understood and done. AReasonableMan (talk) 21:20, 31 July 2020 (UTC)

Broken cite

Citation 23 for the line "He asked his mother whether or not his friends had been real, and she informed him that in fact they had been arranged by his father." seems to be broken. Any ideas for recovering? Content sounds like it could be Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Thetan Saga though that's a separate thread. Hurtful Truth Level (talk) 12:16, 11 May 2024 (EDT)