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'''1. When it comes to spellings and dates, be a Eurofag'''
'''1. When it comes to spellings and dates, be a Eurofag'''


Sadly, the Eurofags win here and general wiki standards win here and that is to do stuff European standard. Americanized spellings are fine but ideally dates should be written European style (dd month year) as opposed to American (month dd year or mm/dd/yy) to avoid confusion (1/2/2009 can be either January 02 for Amerifags or February 01 for Eurofags). Besides, our [[Cogsdev|fearless leader]] is a Eurofag, so she'd prefer things the European way.
<b>This: (Day/Month/Year)
 
Example: today is {{CURRENTDAY}}/{{CURRENTMONTH}}/{{CURRENTYEAR}}.
 
<i>Not this: (Month/Day/Year)
 
Example: today is {{CURRENTMONTH}}/{{CURRENTDAY}}/{{CURRENTYEAR}}.</i></b>
 
Sadly, the Eurofags win here and general wiki standards win here and that is to do stuff European standard. Americanized spellings are fine. 'sides, our [[Cogsdev|fearless leader]] is a Eurofag, so she'd prefer things the European way.


'''2. Don't be a namefag'''
'''2. Don't be a namefag'''


Everyone who trolls Chris contributes in their own way is important. But just because CWCki doesn't have an army of admins doesn't mean you can [[Shiny Marshtomp|create articles about yourself]] or [[Krapple Komputer Kompany|advertise your CWC related website]]. If you're a notable personality, someone will add your article, trust us. If you feel that you're god damn important to have your own article, ask someone to make it for you.  
Everyone who trolls Chris is important. But just because there isn't an army of admins doesn't mean you can [[Shiny Marshtomp|create articles about yourself]] or [[Krapple Komputer Kompany|advertise your CWC related website]]. If you're a notable personality, someone will add your article. If no one adds an article about you, then ask the admins.


Likewise, don't edit your own article [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php?title=Crass_Crab&oldid=419 to make yourself look awesome]. King Jimbo gets shit over that over at Wikipedia and we won't take that shit here.
Likewise, don't edit your own article [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php?title=Crass_Crab&oldid=419 to make yourself look awesome]. King Jimbo gets shit over that over at Wikipedia and we won't take that shit here.


Besides, you know [[Christian Weston Chandler|who else edited their own wiki article to remove unfavorable material and insert favorable comments about themselves]]?
Besides, you know [[Christian Weston Chandler|who else edited their own wiki article to remove unfavorable material and insert favorable comments about themselves]]?
* Point: He added this image. Think twice before you add something retarded and regret your decision.
[[Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|left|thumb|100px|[[ED]] destroyed the best friendship, the closest he could ever have, in his pitiful, adult life.]]


'''3. LURK MOAR'''
'''3. LURK MOAR'''
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'''4. Privacy'''
'''4. Privacy'''
Information wants to be free, blah blah blah. While CWCki is very unabashed uncensored, it's wise to wait before posting things. Although Chris is very dense when it comes to denying the truth even when clearly presented to him, some trolls are sensitive about leaked info and wish that their "covers" not be "blown" so be considerate.
Information wants to be free, blah blah blah. While CWCki is very unabashed uncensored, it's wise to wait before posting things. Although Chris is very dense when it comes to denying the truth even when clearly presented to him, some trolls are sensitive about leaked info and wish that their "covers" not be "blown" so be considerate.


'''5. LURK _MOAR_'''
'''5. LURK _MOAR_'''
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'''6. POV is the norm'''
'''6. POV is the norm'''
Fuck neutral point of voice - this isn't Wikipedia. CWCki's guide is to document the Internet phenomena of Chris-chan for troll purposes. Given that the manchild has clearly shown to be [[Barack Obama|racist]], [[homos|homophobic]], and just plain [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|perverted]], not to mention he proclaims himself to be some sort of celebrity, it's only fair he gets the negative criticism that comes with being a celebrity.  
Fuck neutral point of view - this isn't Wikipedia. CWCki's guide is to document the Internet phenomena of Chris-chan for troll purposes. Given that the manchild has clearly shown to be [[Barack Obama|racist]], [[homos|homophobic]], and just plain [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|perverted]], not to mention he proclaims himself to be some sort of celebrity, it's only fair he gets the negative criticism that comes with being a celebrity.  


So go ahead, bash him.
So go ahead, bash him.


Follow these simple rules and you'll become a regular CWCki wikifag in no time!
Follow these simple rules and you'll become a regular CWCki wikifag in no time!

Revision as of 00:14, 14 March 2009

GREETINGS, TRUE AND LOYAL SONICHU FAN! So, you wish to edit the wiki on the Internet's most beloved and most hated autistic manchild? This isn't your /b/tard shit you're getting yourself into. So here's a quick guide to CWCki:

1. When it comes to spellings and dates, be a Eurofag

This: (Day/Month/Year)

Example: today is 23/11/2024.

Not this: (Month/Day/Year)

Example: today is 11/23/2024.

Sadly, the Eurofags win here and general wiki standards win here and that is to do stuff European standard. Americanized spellings are fine. 'sides, our fearless leader is a Eurofag, so she'd prefer things the European way.

2. Don't be a namefag

Everyone who trolls Chris is important. But just because there isn't an army of admins doesn't mean you can create articles about yourself or advertise your CWC related website. If you're a notable personality, someone will add your article. If no one adds an article about you, then ask the admins.

Likewise, don't edit your own article to make yourself look awesome. King Jimbo gets shit over that over at Wikipedia and we won't take that shit here.

Besides, you know who else edited their own wiki article to remove unfavorable material and insert favorable comments about themselves?

  • Point: He added this image. Think twice before you add something retarded and regret your decision.
ED destroyed the best friendship, the closest he could ever have, in his pitiful, adult life.

3. LURK MOAR

Before adding an article, check if it hasn't been added already. CWCki isn't exactly Wikipedia or ED, so everything might not be redirected. You may have to search a bit but it may help to look for articles before adding them. Same applies to images.

4. Privacy

Information wants to be free, blah blah blah. While CWCki is very unabashed uncensored, it's wise to wait before posting things. Although Chris is very dense when it comes to denying the truth even when clearly presented to him, some trolls are sensitive about leaked info and wish that their "covers" not be "blown" so be considerate.

5. LURK _MOAR_

Some people come here straight from reading the ED article on Chris and decide they want their hand in editing. Unfortunately, the ED article on Chris-chan is frequently out of date, or it misses out on very recent developments.

If you're going to be editing CWCki, hang out in #sonichu and read the PVCC forums. These are hot sources of all the goings on with Chris and keeps up to date with all the most recent happenings. Just don't be a fag or else you'll be banned.

Likewise, spend some time reading and listening to everything Chris related, including the chat logs, sex audio, all of his videos, Mumble chats, etc. Yes, it requires an unhealthy amount of time but you'll get deeper into the rabbit hole and want to see how far it goes. These things are generally not on the ED page and you'll miss out on a lot of details on Chris (for instance, Reginald Chandler or how Chris drinks his own semen).

6. POV is the norm Fuck neutral point of view - this isn't Wikipedia. CWCki's guide is to document the Internet phenomena of Chris-chan for troll purposes. Given that the manchild has clearly shown to be racist, homophobic, and just plain perverted, not to mention he proclaims himself to be some sort of celebrity, it's only fair he gets the negative criticism that comes with being a celebrity.

So go ahead, bash him.

Follow these simple rules and you'll become a regular CWCki wikifag in no time!