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'''Panasonic 32-Inch CT-32G34A Color Television - $250 (Ruckersville, VA)''' | {{quotebox|1='''Panasonic 32-Inch CT-32G34A Color Television - $250 (Ruckersville, VA)'''<br> | ||
Date: 2011-10-18, [[Biological Clock|5:09AM]] EDT<br> | |||
Date: 2011-10-18, [[Biological Clock|5:09AM]] EDT | |||
This Panasonic Television has a 32-inch color screen, it [[Chris and English|gives great display]], it comes complete with its matching Remote Control, and it is in excellent working condition. | This Panasonic Television has a 32-inch color screen, it [[Chris and English|gives great display]], it comes complete with its matching Remote Control, and it is in excellent working condition. | ||
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CASH ONLY, And Up-Front. [[Chris and Reality|$250 or better]] offer; [[Chris and negotiation|NO HAGGLE]]. | CASH ONLY, And Up-Front. [[Chris and Reality|$250 or better]] offer; [[Chris and negotiation|NO HAGGLE]]. | ||
Thank You and Have a Good Day. | Thank You and Have a Good Day.}} | ||
==The TV== | ==The TV== | ||
Revision as of 00:08, 2 November 2011
Craigslist is a website where users can conduct business with others. Since its inception, Craigslist has been very useful in the act of selling goods, job hunting, providing services to others, and in many cases simply trying to get some action from local hookers. On an online community where he could find a job and possibly a sweetheart, Chris decided to view Craigslist as an opportunity to (try to) bum $250 off of some poor schmuck.
In October of 2011, Chris put up a listing for a rather old, crappy television that was presumably owned by his late father, accompanied by some God-awful, low-quality images of it. Although brief, the listing is practically oozing of Chris clichés such as a poor grasp of capitalization skills, no concept of how much things cost (for reference, the $250 asking price would easily get you a modern 32-inch HDTV from a major retailer like Best Buy), and unnecessary spewing of generic business jargon. It should be noted that the television was manufactured in the same month when Chris started to become infatuated with Pokémon.
The listing
| Panasonic 32-Inch CT-32G34A Color Television - $250 (Ruckersville, VA) Date: 2011-10-18, 5:09AM EDT This Panasonic Television has a 32-inch color screen, it gives great display, it comes complete with its matching Remote Control, and it is in excellent working condition. It is quite the classic optimal television to watch sporting events, movies, television shows and more on. This type of television defined SUPER BOWL SUNDAY, as well as Thanksgiving Football Watching! Excellent Satisfaction Guaranteed. For further info, or to schedule purchase and pick-up, please call me at
CASH ONLY, And Up-Front. $250 or better offer; NO HAGGLE. Thank You and Have a Good Day. |
The TV
- Model # - CT-32G34A
- Chassis # - RP331
- Serial # - MD92210277
- Power Consumption - 120V
- Date Manufactured - August 1999
- Assembled in Mexico
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