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Revision as of 22:32, 1 May 2009
BlueSpike (AKA LeonSpike) is a 13 year old boy ("a 13 year old brat" according to Chris) who trolled Chris through two identities, one of which was a new "sweetheart".
When he trolled Chris, BlueSpike used 2 aliases, first "Julie", and later her so-called brother, "Max".
On 3 March 2009, he revealed that he was both Julie and Max.
On 5 March 2009, a whole troll war on ED broke out with split decisions on BlueSpike's actions with Chris. Had he gone too far and broken the law, or was he himself being used as bait to troll Chris from Clyde Cash?
The trolling did produce much lulz such as Chris admitting to Julie that he had tried the anal beads and the butt dildo, the infamous sex tape where he fucks Kimmi, a description of a future scene from Sonichu 9 alluding to his gay fans, how Chris hates everything that's not Aryan, and other stuff. However, the fact is that most of the trolling involved BlueSpike having phone sex with Chris for hours each night, disgustingly listening to the guy fap. As BlueSpike was completely in control of Chris, he could have done more sinister things, but night after night he engaged in nothing but noisy phone sex and listened to Chris very loudly jack off. Draw your own conclusions about BlueSpike's sexuality.
Aliases
Julie
| “ | I can tell in my heart Julie IS 19. | ” |
| Chris on Julie | ||
| “ | JUUUULAAAAAAAAAAAAY | ” |
| Chris professing his love for Julie while orgasming | ||
Chris's current former TRUE and HONEST sweetheart. Left Panda due to her hymen-breaking rape by Clyde Cash.
Julie hails from the backwards Eastern European country of Molvanîa (aka "The Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry"), and is now currently residing in Ohio.
Chris made a video where he calls himself gay to save Julie's life. He also wants to record his first time with her to prove he's really straight.
In a 23 February 2009 video, Chris compares his love for Julie to that of Romeo for his Juliet. Much like Shakespeare's classic play, the role of Juliet is being played by a 13 year old boy and it will only end in tragedy.
On 26 February 2009, Chris took an epic journey to Cleveland, Ohio to rescue Julie from her brother Max. Unfortunately, because Chris got the "wrong" address, he ended up at a run down house in the ghetto that was inhabited by an elderly black woman.
Julie Reveals Herself
On 03 March 2009, Julie finally revealed that she was Max, and really a 13 year old boy. His response was "I feel terrible."
Max
The evil, mysterious brother of Chris' sweetheart, Julie. Little is known about this mastermind.
Not much is known about Max, other than he held Julie against her will, and Chris valiantly travelled to Ohio in a bid to rescue her, but failed miserably...
Encyclopedia Dramatica Troll War
| “ | If BlueSpike really is 13 years old, then we know who the real child molesters are. "hey, they made fun of YOU for doing sonic recolours?, look at this guy!". "hey! be one of the cool kids, help this autistic guy jack off, pretend to be a girl so we can video tape and record it..." . Thats the REAL reason you were shiting it and called for a 30 minute silence just after, Clyde/Mayes. At least you had the balls to say that it was you responsible in channel once. You know its not going to be pizza's at 1am, and you know its not a fucking cat. If Bluespike really is 13, then you groomed a child to perform sex acts on a mentally retarded man for your pleasure. You're fucked, son. You both broke a lolcow, but theres better sport now, ruining your lives. And dont act like you dont care, I saw you shiting yourself all that night and the next, sending waves of members out to kill threads about it or put in false names, just like Your sock earlier in the page. Ready to have a seat of there? | ” |
| Wit, ED Sysop | ||
On 5 March 2009, an all-out civil war broke out between trolls on the Chris-chan ED discussion page on whether BlueSpike had gone too far, on whether he was a hypocrite, or if he was merely a tool initiated by Clyde Cash to ruse Chris into the further milking of lulz.
Suffice to say, a combination of outrage and troll remorse turned the whole event into a clusterfuck.