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'''Michael Jay Hirtes''' is a fifty-three-year-old man from Council Bluffs, Iowa who has made a name for himself as both an [[A-Logging|A-Log]] and a [[weening|ween]]. Hirtes, also known as Kiwi Farms member '''Totem Sanic''', has created a multitude of Twitter accounts to follow Chris and spam him, as well as anyone he tweets to, with angry rants and accusations against him. Most of his rants against Chris consist of trite Chris memes and ad hominem attacks. Unlike the vast majority of A-Logs, including LoGatto himself, Hirtes's socks have actually been responded to by Chris, albeit rarely. | '''Michael Jay Hirtes''' is a fifty-three-year-old man from Council Bluffs, Iowa who has made a name for himself as both an [[A-Logging|A-Log]] and a [[weening|ween]]. Hirtes, also known as Kiwi Farms member '''Totem Sanic''', has created a multitude of Twitter accounts to follow Chris and spam him, as well as anyone he tweets to, with angry rants and accusations against him. Most of his rants against Chris consist of trite Chris memes and ad hominem attacks. Unlike the vast majority of A-Logs, including LoGatto himself, Hirtes's socks have actually been responded to by Chris, albeit rarely. | ||
Hirtes was first discovered as a halal member of the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum, where he was outed as the operator of the Twitter account @RektByLife (since deleted), perhaps the most dedicated ween account following Chris at the time. Subsequent developments revealed that not only was Hirtes both older and more immature than Chris, he, too, was [[Monthly tugboat|unemployed]], a [[Giant Penis Comic|furry]], prone to [[tard rage]], and has [[Chris and the law|gotten into trouble with the law]]. | Hirtes was first discovered as a <abbr title="A lolcow first discovered as a consequence of his activity on the forum">halal</abbr> member of the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum, where he was outed as the operator of the Twitter account @RektByLife (since deleted), perhaps the most dedicated ween account following Chris at the time. Subsequent developments revealed that not only was Hirtes both older and more immature than Chris, he, too, was [[Monthly tugboat|unemployed]], a [[Giant Penis Comic|furry]], prone to [[tard rage]], and has [[Chris and the law|gotten into trouble with the law]]. | ||
==Twitter sockpuppets== | ==Twitter sockpuppets== | ||
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PICKLE_LICKER {DISASTERCHU} ( http://archive.is/AerS1) Created: 8/5/2017 | PICKLE_LICKER {DISASTERCHU} ( http://archive.is/AerS1) Created: 8/5/2017 | ||
He_Wont_Get_Any {CHRIS_WANTS_LUV} (http://archive.is/eQInS) Created 8/5/2017 | He_Wont_Get_Any {CHRIS_WANTS_LUV} (http://archive.is/eQInS) Created 8/5/2017 | ||
==References== | |||
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==External links== | |||
*[http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Michael_Hirtes Hirtes's page on WikiFur] | |||
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| Name | Michael Jay Hirtes |
| Also known as | mhirtes Totem Sanic Various others |
| Gender | Male |
| Nationality | American |
| Race | White |
| Occupations | A-Log Ween |
Michael Jay Hirtes is a fifty-three-year-old man from Council Bluffs, Iowa who has made a name for himself as both an A-Log and a ween. Hirtes, also known as Kiwi Farms member Totem Sanic, has created a multitude of Twitter accounts to follow Chris and spam him, as well as anyone he tweets to, with angry rants and accusations against him. Most of his rants against Chris consist of trite Chris memes and ad hominem attacks. Unlike the vast majority of A-Logs, including LoGatto himself, Hirtes's socks have actually been responded to by Chris, albeit rarely.
Hirtes was first discovered as a halal member of the Kiwi Farms forum, where he was outed as the operator of the Twitter account @RektByLife (since deleted), perhaps the most dedicated ween account following Chris at the time. Subsequent developments revealed that not only was Hirtes both older and more immature than Chris, he, too, was unemployed, a furry, prone to tard rage, and has gotten into trouble with the law.
Twitter sockpuppets
Rektbylife {Dathingsiveseen} (http://archive.is/UGc5O) Created: Somewhere before 9/16/2016 S_kank_Hunt42 {SkankHuntFortyTwo} (http://archive.is/LJE65) Created: 11/15/2016 Get_a_job_Chris {Chris is A MALE} (http://archive.is/zoPL8) Created: 3/29/2017 GamestopJerkop {Clyde Cash} (http://archive.is/VlMLL) Created: 4/14/2017 Ghost_bob_BoOoO {Ghost Bob} (http://archive.is/hYjEH) Created: 4/18/2017 shecameforcwc {shecameforCWC} (http://archive.is/UnkI8) Created: 4/21/2017 JULAYYYYYYYYYYY {Eviction Notice} (http://archive.is/1bwxB) Created: 4/21/2017 Nut_ward_nurse {Pickle Man} (http://archive.is/ERdku) Created: 4/21/2017 CWC_Is_Ugly {Lord_Hater} (http://archive.is/SYIfG) Created: 4/29/2017 LiquidClyde {Clyde Cash} Created: (http://archive.is/7WUPF) 5/1/2017 CWCSonichu82 {Christine Chandler} (http://archive.is/r4c7c) Created: 5/2/2017 BRRAAAAINSSSSSS {Zombie_Bob} (http://archive.is/ozhEQ) Created: 5/17/2017 CHRIS_IS_MALE {Reality} (http://archive.is/f0DmW) Created: 5/24/2017 TROLLING_SUPER {TROLLING SUPER} (http://archive.is/rAymo) Created: 6/4/2017 Brute_male_CWC {CWCs_Cumsicles} (http://archive.is/5wMLS) Created: 6/5/2017 CWC_IS_A_PEDO {Left_Side_Hater} (http://archive.is/n42Mz) Created: 6/12/2017 FUKK_U_CHRIS {CWC_IS_MALE} (http://archive.is/sLHaI) Created: 6/13/2017 EAT_SHITT_CHRIS {GIGANTIC STRAW} (https://archive.is/wcTIw) Created: 6/13/2017 CWC_IS_MALE {CHRIS_IS_A_FAT_MALE} (http://archive.is/zmQb3) Created: 6/24/2017 STINKO_MANBABY {CHRIS_CANT_STOP_ME} (http://archive.is/R2SJd) Created: 6/27/2017 PICKLE_RIIIIIICK {PICKLE_RICK} (https://archive.fo/Pg0kA) Created: 7/15/2017 FLIPPINGUDABIRD {BIRD_IS_THE_WORD} (http://archive.is/e7MsQ) Created: 7/19/2017 DangDirtyTroll {ItsDahKrumpas} ( http://archive.is/nowIs) Created: 7/19/2017 YYAH_YYAH_YYAH {Dr_Hans_Asperger} (http://archive.is/ZJp71) Created: 7/20/2017 Nannas_4_Barb {FOR_THE_HOARD} (http://archive.is/5ctIf) Created: 8/2/2017 Bluearmsohno {MUGSHOT} (http://archive.is/AOMaH) Created: 8/4/2017 Hateisweakness5 {Minako Aino} (http://archive.is/BU8yw) Created: 8/4/2017 PICKLE_LICKER {DISASTERCHU} ( http://archive.is/AerS1) Created: 8/5/2017 He_Wont_Get_Any {CHRIS_WANTS_LUV} (http://archive.is/eQInS) Created 8/5/2017
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