Difference between revisions of "Barbara Chandler"

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[[Image:Chrischansmom.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Chris' mother,<br>Barbera Chandler<br>(holding [[Scampers Chandler|Scampers]] the cat).]]
[[Image:Chrischansmom.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Chris' mother,<br>Barbera Chandler<br>(holding <strike>[[Scampers Chandler|Scampers]]<strike>Desi the cat).]]
[[Image:YoungBarb.jpg|thumb|right|Barbara Chandler, ~age 43. Compare with above and see how 27 years with an autistic manchild takes its toll.]]


{{quote|Get off. Before I go off.|Barbara Chandler to Chris, private Skype chat with [[Sarah May]]}}
{{quote|Get off. Before I go off.|Barbara Chandler to Chris, private Skype chat with [[Sarah May]]}}
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Has not slept with [[Bob Chandler]] for some many years.
Has not slept with [[Bob Chandler]] for some many years.
Due to her massive size, she is affectionately referred to as "Snorlax" by [[trolls]] and when encountering it, is it wise to use a PokeFlute.


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Image:0618-BarbaraIs60-1.jpg|Poor Barb, Chris put fucking [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] on HER birthday cake.
Image:0618-BarbaraIs60-1.jpg|Poor Barb, Chris put fucking [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] on HER birthday cake.
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Image:0839-MomDesi.JPG|And Barbara today, aka Snorlax. 27 years with an autistic manchildren can really take its toll. Also, fun fact: that's Desi, not [[Scamper Chandler|Scamper]].
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Revision as of 06:53, 25 March 2009

File:Chrischansmom.jpg
Chris' mother,
Barbera Chandler
(holding ScampersDesi the cat).
Get off. Before I go off.
Barbara Chandler to Chris, private Skype chat with Sarah May

Chris's mother. Constantly babies and tells Chris how handsome he is. Believes that he is so irresistible to women, Panda will not stop kissing him once she meets him. She is also the mother of Cole Smithy but has no idea who the father is because she's Maury Povitch trash.

Despite being called handsome, Chris went with his mom to his senior prom.

She is extremely paranoid of Chris's online misadventures which, while ruining the fun for trolls, does seem to indicate that she's not entirely stupid.

Has not slept with Bob Chandler for some many years.

Due to her massive size, she is affectionately referred to as "Snorlax" by trolls and when encountering it, is it wise to use a PokeFlute.

Gallery

See Also