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Chris and science

Note - A single Chris and science article is to be created, larger subjects such as biology to be moved to separate article titled just "Biology" to not clutter up the "Chris and ..." Articles.
Science is the study of the nature and behaviour of natural things and the knowledge that we learn about them. Chris has an on/off history with science. Though it is mostly off. His view on science is utterly warped. He has lost touch with the times and think science is much more ahead in certain fields than it actually is, probably due to him getting all his information through fictional media. He has also mixed up real science, pseudoscience, and other things he learnt from media and enablers to create a very distorted view of nature. Through his OkCupid answers we get to know that Chris finds science intresting but doesn't like discussions on science as he finds them boring or annoying. He also said he has equal belief in faith and science.

Biology

Chris is probably the worst at biology of all fields. He mixed up his knowledge of the human sperm and egg, he thinks the sperm count is a fixed number that goes on decreasing every time he masterbates. This would have been much more horrific if Chris was a biological female and drank his menses. This culminated in him drinking his own semento keep his sperm count high. He also believes keeping semen inside his refrigerator will keep it viable, the only thing this will do is give him more Cwcsicles to use in his fanta. Chris also believes that the mind and body are separate entities where the mind can move between different bodies I.e the body is nothing more than a vessel for his mind. This has never been proved and most reseach points to different inter-neuronal connections being the reason for different personalities. Chris also thinks that transgender woman can get periods which he learnt from a facebook post. Unless Chris is bleeding from his asshole due to ramming medalions, Chris physically cannot get a flow of menses. Abdominal cramps are common for biological women during periods but for mtf women this again is physically impossible due the lack of a uterus. Feeling under the weather is also a common symptom of periods, Chris claims he gets these but these are caused due to changes in specific hormones released by the female brain and uterus in conjunction. Unless Chris is chaging the dosage of his hormones to feel depressed, he is just imagining the symptoms. Chris also believes after his gender reassignment surgery is complete, he can get pregnant. He also believes listening to certain subliminal hypnosis beats can help him sprout a vagina amd uterus. After a while of listening to the subliminal frequency, he thought his pubic symphysis is a vulva and sliced open his taint. This not only showed how much belief he has in pseudoscience but also proved he has no knowledge of female anatomy whatsoever. During the COVID-19 pandemic, Chris watched the Cells at work anime to boost his immune system, whatever that meant.

Physical science

Chemistry

Chris had two gal-pals as his lab partners in chem.

Astrology

Chris has not spoken about astronomy, though he has talked about astronomy's retarded older sibling, astrology. Chris has for a long time told others about his (and his creations) Zodiac signs, proving he has some belief in it. He has mentioned in an IRC chat that he reads his horoscope daily, and in his February 2012 Facebook Posts, posted in detail about his interpretation of his horoscope. In his OkCupid questionaire, he considered astrology to be a legitimate science.

Applied science

Computer science

Chris is probably the best at computers since he has been using them since his childhood, he took some computer upgrade classes in PVCC and told Kacey's dad that he's technologically inclined. He coded most of his websites by hand using a notepad. He knows a bit about older computers like the commodore 64 due to his age, nostalgia and belief that he's the queen of the commodore land. He asled for help to repair his old commodore.