Chloe

Made up girlfriend that Chris made up after breaking up with Blanca. Really referring to PandaHalo.

Background

In an IRC chat in the wee hours of 26 October 2008, Chris announced he had a new sweetheart named Chloe. He stated that he had met her in mid-September and started going out with her on 20 October 2008 (the day his medallions were destroyed on YouTube and one day before he BAWWS in this video which already raises suspicions why he was depressed about Blanca if he already met a new sweetheart) at the local Game Stop in person while the both of them were preordering LittleBigPlanet. Chris then alleges he had his first date at Taco Bell and then "kissed deeply" and made it to second base with her.

Chris says that Chloe is his "VIRGIN-TAKER" and that she took his ED page "with a grain of salt."

Chloe was formally introduced in the Q&A video of 27 October 2008 where Chris nervously announces her existence. In the video, he announces he will possibly move in with Chloe after Chloe gets her own place.

Aftermath

Due to Chris's short term memory and inaction on the part of trolls, Chloe was never mentioned again. It was shortly discovered that Chris was really talking about Panda but he was never pressed on the fact that he was describing a woman who was a completely different entity than Panda whom he would later call his true sweetheart quite openly. Chloe was the first instance of Chris blatantly lying to his (non existent) fanbase and helped destroy any sympathy left for him held by moralfags and the like.

See also

• Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction