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Chris's | Chris's only source of income is the $750 [[monthly tugboat|"tugboat"]] that he receives from the government each month. Chris's parents take $350 to pay for various necessities: his gas, car insurance, groceries, etc. It's obvious that Chris himself has no grasp on the real value of money, since he actively wastes as much of his tugboat as possible on luxuries like [[Eye of Judgement|trading cards]], [[Officer Nasty|sex toys]], [[Duck|porn]], [[PS3|video games]], and - more recently - [[alcohol]]. | ||
Chris is | Chris is a self-admitted impulse buyer. His PSN account shows that more than half of the games he's bought he's never played. And yet, astoundingly, he's still gone out of his way to buy ''all'' available downloadable content for ''every'' PS3 game that he's ever purchased. All the while, Chris buys his clothes at discount thrift stores. | ||
==Credit Cards== | |||
As surprising as it is that Chris has his own credit cards, it is equally unsurprising how unwisely he uses them. Chris has managed to rack up $2,000 worth of debt and even stolen his parents' credit cards to use when his were maxed out. Greedy twat that he is, when Chris does make payments towards his debts, he always does so in the smallest installments possible, freeing himself to spend as much as he has (or more) on worthless shit. | |||
Revision as of 17:30, 6 July 2009
Chris's only source of income is the $750 "tugboat" that he receives from the government each month. Chris's parents take $350 to pay for various necessities: his gas, car insurance, groceries, etc. It's obvious that Chris himself has no grasp on the real value of money, since he actively wastes as much of his tugboat as possible on luxuries like trading cards, sex toys, porn, video games, and - more recently - alcohol.
Chris is a self-admitted impulse buyer. His PSN account shows that more than half of the games he's bought he's never played. And yet, astoundingly, he's still gone out of his way to buy all available downloadable content for every PS3 game that he's ever purchased. All the while, Chris buys his clothes at discount thrift stores.
Credit Cards
As surprising as it is that Chris has his own credit cards, it is equally unsurprising how unwisely he uses them. Chris has managed to rack up $2,000 worth of debt and even stolen his parents' credit cards to use when his were maxed out. Greedy twat that he is, when Chris does make payments towards his debts, he always does so in the smallest installments possible, freeing himself to spend as much as he has (or more) on worthless shit.