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The '''Lars Call''' was a ninety-minute phone conversation on 4 [[November 2010]] where Chris talked with [[Jackie]]'s [[Niggos|black]] [[JERKS|ex-boyfriend]] [[Lars]] (actually [[Alec Benson Leary]]), discussing addictions, a parade he promised Jackie, what he would do for a woman, and boats, all in a surprisingly civil manner (especially given the [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|previous]] [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|videos]] Chris made about Lars). Chris got comfortable with {{w|Ebonics}}, and hilarity ensued. Near the end of the call, Lars mentions he's going to have [[Chris and sex|sex]] with Jackie, and Chris completely misses what he just said as he hangs up the phone, once again proving how dense Chris really is.
'''''Saw''''' is a horror movie franchise that has been ongoing since [[2004]]. It is one of the highest grossing horror film franchises of all time, while also having an infamous reputation for being "torture porn", as a prominent aspect of the entire series involves characters being forced to partake in extremely dangerous and painful scenarios, or "traps", often dying or being mutilated as a result. Given Chris's general fondness for juvenile entertainment like ''[[My Little Pony]]'', ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' and [[Lego]]s, it's somewhat jarring to learn that one of his favorite film series involves explicit scenes of sadistic torture and murder. He appears to take comfort in the fact that the violence and pain depicted [[Chris and reality|are not real, just "Hollywood Magic."]]


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Saw is a horror movie franchise that has been ongoing since 2004. It is one of the highest grossing horror film franchises of all time, while also having an infamous reputation for being "torture porn", as a prominent aspect of the entire series involves characters being forced to partake in extremely dangerous and painful scenarios, or "traps", often dying or being mutilated as a result. Given Chris's general fondness for juvenile entertainment like My Little Pony, Sailor Moon and Legos, it's somewhat jarring to learn that one of his favorite film series involves explicit scenes of sadistic torture and murder. He appears to take comfort in the fact that the violence and pain depicted are not real, just "Hollywood Magic."

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