Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play

Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play is a series of videos where Chris reads the titular Christmas play about Angelica Rosechu, over a snow background with somber music. The videos are all around 15-minutes long. This is supposedly the "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" play that Chris wrote and drew in jail. New drawings occasionally appear in the video. He continues to shill OfficialCWCmart in the description.

Part One

Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 1
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This is "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" as written and directed by Angelica Rosechu in a Christmas Play she and a lot of other Sonichus and Rosechus enacted on December 17, 2005 after having gone back in time and personally met and talked with Jesus in Israel way back in the day, with Magi-Chan's help. This is Part 1 of the Multipart reading video series read by I, personally, as chronicled. Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well. [links to OfficialCWCmart]

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[Static crackles. Soft Christmas music can be heard while winter wind sound effects play in the background. Overtop of a drawn image of Angelica Rosechu, text rolls across the screen. Typos included.] "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu Narrator/Holy Ghost/Angel: Angelica Rosechu Three Wise Men: Nightstar, Inuyasha, Perceptor Joseph: Constanpole Sonichu Young Jesus/Little Drummer Boy: Danny Sonee Young Mary Magdaline: Rasenla Rosey Virgin Mary: Crystalina Rosechu King Herod/Satan: Jamsta Sonichu Desciple Peter: Punchy Sonichu Lazerus/John the Baptist: Wild Sonichu Elizabeth/Anna/Pharisee Woman: Bubbles Rosechu Judas: Cal Sonichu Pilate: Perceptor Barabas: Nightstar James: Inuyasha Sonichu Mary Magdalene: Rosey Rosechu Prime Jesus Christ: Sonichu Prime Lazuras's Sister: Lolisa Rosechu This ended up being an all Sonichu and Rosechu play, not because of segregation, but due to the volunteers who signed up for the auditions being literally 85% local Sonichu and Rosechu. This would become the very first stage performance of an all Sonichu and Rosechu cast ever; a landmark and massive undertaking. [Text roll ends. Screen fades to black. Chris Chan is revealed sitting in front of a green screen displaying a photo of a snowy forest. From here on out, Chris is speaking.] The Life and Times of Jesus Christ, a Christmas play by Angelica Rosechu, read by me, Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. Since August 2005, after Angelica had her past visions confirmed about I, as Jesus Christ of Nazareth reincarnated and Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime, shortly after I had taken Angelica Rosechu back in time to meet and talk with Jesus himself before his death on the cross and resurrection. Angelica was inspired after returning to August 2005 to write an updated, more accurate play of the life and times of Jesus to be debuted in December 2005. This ended up being an all Sonichu and Rosechu play, not because of segregation, but due to the volunteers who signed up for the auditions being literally around 85% being of the Sonichus and Rosechus, including Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime themselves. And around 10 out of 15% of the volunteering humans auditioned for the role of Jesus. Also the rounding down physical height allowed for bare eye contact between the actors, this would become the very first stage performance of an all Sonichu and Rosechu cast ever, a landmark and massive undertaking. After all the auditions in late October 2005 in Angelica's church, and without typecasting, for they all portrayed the auditions respe- Magi-Chan himself went for and earned the role of Jesus's psychic Sonichu partner, [unintelligible] Sonichu. Various regular and special Sonichus and Rosechus made up the secondary and background individuals. Inuyasha Sonichu and even Nightstar Sonichu Prime got word and auditioned as well, then they stayed in Cwcville for throughout November and December to be in the play after earning their roles. Angelica was the narrator and the Holy Ghost angel. Some of the actors got multiple roles in the play, but the secondary parts are with less lines anyway. Nightstar, Inuyasha, and Perceptor played the three wise individuals who brought the gold, frankinscense, and myrrh. A regular male Sonichu who had a family with a female Sonichu and had a [unintelligible] male son, as well as their trainer partner and his family, Constanople Sonichu played ho- played Joseph. Constanople and Lain Sonichu's son, Danny Sonee, played- played... Danny played young Jesus. Another trainer with a female Rosey, Rasenla Rosey, she played young Mary Magdalene with a few other Sonees playing as Jesus's childhood friends. Crystalina Rosechu played the virgin Mary. A plush Sonichu filled the role of baby Jesus. Danny also played the little drummer boy. [A hand-drawn image of DJ Jamsta Sonichu fills half of the screen, covering Chris.] Jamsta Sonichu played Herod the king, the Devil that tempts Jesus, as well as Satan. [The drawing disappears, and Chris is back on screen.] Cardboard cutouts took the role of demons in the hell realm where Jesus slayed Satan and freed and forgiven the former sinners. The imprisoned sinners were played by various regular Sonichus and Rosechus. Punchy Sonichu played Peter; Wild Sonichu played Lazarus, John the Baptist, and... [Chris checks his script] ...John. [A hand-drawn image of Bubbles Rosechu appears on the screen, Covering Chris.] Bubbles Rosechu played Elizabeth, Anna, and the Pharisee woman. [The drawing disappears, and Chris is back on screen.] Cal Sonichu of the psychic squadron played Judas. Perceptor also played the Pilate. Nightstar played Barabas. Inuyasha also played James; Rosey played adult- young adul- young adult Mary Magdalene and adult Mary Magdalene, and Sonichu Prime himself played as Jesus Christ. Oh and also Lolisa Rosechu, she played Lazarus's sister Martha. And also, Christian Chandler Sonichu, you know my self-counterpart [unintelligible], he, back in that day, before the transition to womanhood, he had a role at the end of the play as Jesus Christ in present day life as I, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. I've written out the play as it was... leaving some scenes out, but I've written up to eleven pages on this, so there won't be much left out from Angelica's play. As it was on Saturday, December 17th, 2005 - and this was the Saturday before the third Sunday of December that year - the show went on! In addition to Jamsta promoting the show with Rosey and everyone at station KCWC, the reporters of the Cwcville press and local news media got a good taste of the play from the rehearsals. The reviews were more or positive, giving the play as it stood a four out of five star rating. Ticket sales sold out as the play was held at the spacious George Lewis Hal theatre in the northwest section of the metropolis of Cwcville. Psychic squadron Sonichus and Rosechus and security guards were hired to ensure nothing went wrong. Even Team Rocket and all hating, really dark types with hate-filled violent intentions, were all barred from entering. Liquidchu and Blake, as they were in disguise at the time with their fur color changed and all to blend in, they were taking a break for themselves and were able to get in and watch the show. Blake was looking forward to watching Bubbles perform. Mary Lee Walsh and Silvana Rosechu also bought tickets to simply enjoy the rarity- this rarity of a show. [The same image of Angelica Sonichu appears on screen, covering Chris.] [unintelligible], who was Jamsta Sonichu's best friend and partner and former DJ at KCWC. [?], Jareth, Raven [?], Kathy [?], these individuals are gonna be talked about in the [?] pages, they'll be brought up at a later point once we get- once I get everything sorted out. And Robert and Barbara Chandler [unintelligible], and the other good and supportive citizens of Cwcville, and even some kind individuals from Charlottesville, Richmond, and D.C., and other cities of Virginia, they all came out to enjoy this landmark, all-Sonichu-and-Rosechu performance. Perhaps we're ready to change the scenes between acts. Chris had volunteered to grip as well. The grips were composed of humans and psychic squadron Sonichus and Rosechus and Pokemon. Video cameras were recording the entire play. The printed programs also had the note at the bottom, quote, "Aside from the scriptures that are holy, as well as further confirmations from divine guidances and visions that permit a personal experience, and enlightenments." End quote... Angelica Rosechu put that in. The show started at 8:00 PM. Angelica in her long white gown stepped into the spotlight at the stage's center from behind the curtains. She takes a deep breath as the audience is silent. Angelica starts... Angelica: Welcome everyone. [A hand drawn image of Angelica flying over top of the stage in front of a packed audience appears on the screen, covering Chris.] Chris: And she says that loud and well for everyone to hear. Angelica: Welcome everyone to this humble re-enactment of the life of Jesus Christ, who was our Lord, and still is. But Jesus was also the One Avatar, and when life on Earth began he appeared as a large turtle, then transformed into a human who had been around even before God was known to a lot of people. The avatar lived long and guided all in the name of God as the God of Gods, with insights and wisdoms and the holy light power spanning from the heavens and the very core of our universe. Then through God and Manuel, the Avatar... [The drawing disappears.] Angelica: ...had their very first reincarnation ever and was born in Bethlehem by the virgin Mary. So now we take you all to the sixth month of when Mary was with child. Chris: Angelica bows, and spans her wings as the curtain opens and she flies above the stages- the stage to the audience applause, and the reveal of Crystalina as Mary Magdalene, sitting in a chair. As- I'm s- I'm sorry, as the vir- the virgin Mary. [Chris points a finger gun to his head.] [unintelligible] my mind for a moment! ...Angelica as the angel Gabriel descends and startles Mary a bit. The angel said to Mary... Gabriel: Hark! For you are highly favored, the Lord is with you, you are blessed among women. [A hand drawn image of Gabriel approaching Mary appears on screen, covering Chris.] Mary: What is going on here? Gabriel: Fear not, Mary. Behold from your womb you shall concieve and bring birth to a son, and he shall be named Jesus. He shall be great and called the Son of the Highest, and God shall give him his father David's throne. He shall reign forever over the house of Jacob with no end to his kingdom. Mary: How shall this be so? Gabriel: The Holy Ghost shall come to you and the power of the Highest shall overwhelm you, therefore he that shall be born of you be called Son of God. Your cousin Elizabeth is also with child, in her sixth month, when she was barren. With God, nothing shall be impossible. Mary: Hmm, I see. Hmm. [The drawing disappears.] Mary: I am the maiden of the Lord, I shall do my best by your word. Chris: Angelica flew up into the rafters above the stage. Mary knocks on a nearby door with Bubbles - [Chris knocks on the table] - in a dress, and with pillow above her belt under the dress as Elizabeth on the other side of the door. Mary entered and saw Elizabeth with child and holy light in her aura, and Mary said... Mary: You are blessed with child, dear cousin! Chris: Elizabeth responded with a smile. Elizabeth: Yes Mary, I have been blessed by the Holy Ghost. His name shall be John! Mary: I too have been visited by the Holy Ghost, and have a son, and he shall be the Lord. Elizabeth: This is indeed great news Mary! Chris: The scene quickly changes as the grips remove the chairs and the door. A red rug and a throne is quickly placed as a piano plays the tune of Psalm 140. Jamsta Sonichu, in kingly attire, sits on the throne. Angelica narrates as the scene transitions. Angelica: As Mary is concieved, word of her child and the coming of prophecy of the Lord reached ears far and wide. When King Herod heard of this coming of the Almighty, he was distressed. With the chief priests and scribes having told Herod the Lord would be born in Bethlehem as prophesised, Herod made his choice. Chris: The spotlight shines on Jamsta as Herod, and a nearby regular Sonichu playing the messenger. Herod tells the messenger... Herod: Summon the wise men! [unintelligible] Chris: The messenger runs off the stage, then announces... Messenger: Announcing the wise men, sire! Chris: And then Nightstar Sonichu, Inuyasha Sonichu, and Perceptor Sonichu, dressed in royal long robes as the three wise women, to pretty much get this accurate. [A hand drawn picture of a 2-panel comic appears on screen, covering Chris. The first panel shows Jamsta Sonichu sitting on a throne addressing the three wise women, and the second panel shows the three wise women deliberating amongst themselves.] Chris: The three of them bow, then rise. Inuyasha says... Inuyasha: You summoned us, sire? Herod: Yes, I heard the king of Jes- of the Jews is to be born in the East. Go to Bethlehem and find the child. After you've found him, let me know, so I may come and worship him also. Chris: The wise women look amongst each other as they hear the intent in Herod's words. Inuyasha responds... Inuyasha: As you wish, sire. We shall make delight in our search. Chris: The three wise men re- leave and relocate to another part of the stage to recieve a bag each. The spotlight is removed from Jamsta and lit upon Nightstar, Inuyasha, and Perceptor. They speak as they walk in place at the throne as the throne and rug are removed the stage. Nightstar Sonichu starts. Nightstar: Did you see the glint in the King's eye as he spoke? Chris: Perceptor speaks. Perceptor: Surely, I perceive the King has other intentions with the child. Inuyasha: Oh, no doubt! Chris: Inuyasha speaks. Inuyasha: Eh, but we have to do as the King wants. At least we will be worshipful with the child. Chris: The other two nod. [Chris mutters to himself or someone offscreen.] Okay... Alright. Inuyasha... Inuyasha: Well, I brought frankinscense for the family. What did you two get? Chris: Perceptor responds... Perceptor: I have some myrrh. Its scent is fervent. [The drawing disappears.] Chris: And then Nightstar says... Nightstar: I got a bag of gold. Inuyasha: Gold?! Chris: Inuyasha asks. [Chris makes a pffft sound.] Inuyasha: What a way to outdo us, Nightstar. Nightstar: If it's any consolation, this was my recent bonus. Ehhhh... Chris: Perceptor points up. Perceptor: I see the star of our Lord shining more bright. Come gentlemen, let's make haste. Chris: The other two nod. [Chris disappears off-screen. Text appears over top of the snowy forest photo.] "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu to be continued in part 2 [The piano music fades out, leaving the sound of snowy winter winds in the background as the video ends.]

Part Two

Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play Part 2
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Stardate	23 October 2023
Subject Matter	Comics Comics, Other Other
Performance Style	Tragedy Tragedy, Crazy Crazy
Saga	Revelations Revelations, Praetor Praetor
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play Part 1

Description

This is "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" as written and directed by Angelica Rosechu in a Christmas Play she and a lot of other Sonichus and Rosechus enacted on December 17, 2005 after having gone back in time and personally met and talked with Jesus in Israel way back in the day, with Magi-Chan's help. This is Part 2 of the Multipart reading video series read by I, personally, as chronicled. Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well. [links to OfficialCWCmart] Music from [links to two songs]

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