SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE

SHOWDOWN is a recording of a telephone exchange between Solid Chris (IBA) and Liquid Chris (CWC) in which Solid threatens to arrest Liquid for identity theft and involve Bob in this debacle.

SHOWDOWN: With the Recording of The Feds, The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE
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Stardate	09 August 2009
Subject Matter	Liquid confronts Ian about the slander that Ian's been giving him.
Featuring	Liquid Chris; Ian Brandon Anderson
Saga	LiquidLiquid Saga

Transcript

IBA: 'Lo?

CWC: Hello, Ian. Yeah, I think you know who this is.

IBA: [sigh] Look, Christian, stop this.

CWC: Look, you are giving me a lot of stress right now and I am not going to handle it.

IBA: [sigh] Look, Chris, [CWC snorts, possibly from laughter.] listen. I was kind enough to accept that you have said that you are actually a Christian W. Chandler, but you were born as a Chris—

CWC: [interrupting] Yes, my name- My name- My name is Christian Weston Chandler.

IBA: Alright, fine, your name is Christian Weston Chandler, but the fact is, you were born with that name; you are not the Christian Weston Chandler that was born as Christopher Weston Chandler, who’s the original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu.

CWC: No. No. No.

IBA: [interrupting] Look, I-fa— I've- I've— I-I’ve ask- I've asked you nicely to please stop pretending, for the sake of Kacey. She really cares about you.

CWC: I do not pretending anything. And you need to stop slandering me with your lies on the YouTube.

IBA: Look, I don’t know what the heck is wrong in your head, but you know and I know, my parents know, Kacey knows, the whole world knows that you are not Christopher Christian Ricardo Weston Chandler.

CWC: Hold on! Well... well then the whole world must be slandering against me, because I don’t think that’s very true. Because my fan base, if you took a look at my YouTube, you take a look at my YouTube video, you see that my fanbase has left me comments of support. And I’ve taken a look at your YouTube video and you and I see that they are all calling you out.

IBA: Look, Chris please, don't- don’t do this. You’re breaking my balls here. Stop doing this. Stop playing this game. Quit pretending. Please come clean. Stop it.

CWC: I am not pretending... Mmmm. You are really ticking me off right now. Mmm.

IBA: Look, we’re both ticking each other off, but let's…

CWC: You keep making up; all these things, I mean whatever, you know, AND right now, you’re making that up right now.

IBA: Making what up?

CWC: You're just making that up off the top of your head, because your name is not Christian Weston Chandler, it is Ian Brandon Anderson, and you are grinding my gears.

IBA: No, no, listen, I'll spell it out for you; I came up with I - B - A - Chandler as in I being myself, B as in specifying what I am, A as in singular, and Chandler being my last name. There is no such thing as Ian Brandon Anderson.

CWC: No, because I found it out, your Ian Brandon Anderson name, the reason you a... you added Chandler to that is because you were paying tribute to the serial killer Oba Chandler.

(Ian and his parents talk in the background.)

IBA: Are you still there?

CWC: Yeah, I'm still here. What do you want to talk about?

(Ian and his parents talk in the background more.)

IBA (background): I'm not going to let this go, he's *inaudible* around with me in real life.

(Bob talks in the background.)

IBA (background): He's continuing to call me this Ian Brandon Anderson that somebody made up.

(Bob talks in the background some more.)

IBA: Look, Chris, stop it, stop this game, you know...

CWC: I am not playing a game, I have... I have not... I have been... I have been being true and honest this entire time, and you have been playing a dirty game.

IBA: Look, stop... No, no, no, no, I am not playing a game, I am being the true... I am true honest voice of reason here, I am the true honest one here. I am the original true creator of Sonichu and Rosechu and the world of CWCville- (gets cut off)

CWC: No, no, no, that was me.

IBA: You're just... No, no, no, no. (gets cut off by CWC) You have never been to Manchester High School, you have never been to Piedmont Virginia Community College, you are taking the same class as Kacey is, over at community college in Washington DC.

CWC: No I am not, I don't even live in the Washington DC.

IBA: You are in DC, I know it, she knows it, we all know it, now stop it, if you don't (gets cut off by CWC) If you don't (gets cut off again) If you do not come clean right now, I am going to get my father in on this further, and you are going to get fucking arrested, thrown in jail, and you will not get to live the peaceful, happy life that Kacey and I would like (voice cracks) you to live because Kacey really cares for you MAN!

CWC: That's not true, I am honor roll! I am honor roll, and you... you have just been... (trademark groan) And you know what? How would you... when would you even, you know, you keep making all these threats with the police and (gets cut off)

IBA: I am not making any threats (gets cut off), everything I tell you is true, honest, and legit, you are the one- (gets cut off)

CWC: No, you are being, you were being, you are not being true and you are not being honest.

IBA: Okay, this is it. I have gave you the last warning, I gave you the last response, you just busting my balls again, you're going to jail, I'm sorry Kacey.

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