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The '''Basement Rosechus''' are four [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] supposedly rescued from the basement of [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] in [[Sonichu 10]]. Starved, dirty and traumatized, they are the first characters that actually seem congruous with the grim backdrop of [[CWCville]].  
The '''Basement Rosechus''' are four [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] supposedly rescued from the basement of [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] in [[Sonichu 10]]. Starved, dirty and traumatized, they are the first characters that actually seem congruous with the grim backdrop of [[CWCville]].  


In typical [[Chris and writing|Chris style]], each is distinguished by some form of impairment or distinctive costume rather than any genuine personality. After being given a motivational speech by [[Sonichu]], they are promptly stuffed into one of CWCville's soup hotels, most likely to be forgotten about.  
In typical [[Chris and writing|Chris style]], each is distinguished by some form of impairment or distinctive costume rather than any genuine personality. After being given a motivational speech by [[Sonichu]], they are promptly stuffed into one of CWCville's soup hotels, most likely to be forgotten about.
 
Not long after publishing the pages featuring these characters, Chris released a video with one of his [[5_February_2010|classic anti-sincere apologies]], backing off from the implication that Alec would entertain himself by abusing and raping innocent women. According to Chris's retroactive accounting of the situation, the Basement Rosechus were merely kept in large cages and forced to run on a "giant hamster wheel."


==The Forsaken==
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Revision as of 05:13, 10 February 2010

The Basement Rosechus are four Rosechus supposedly rescued from the basement of Alec Benson Leary in Sonichu 10. Starved, dirty and traumatized, they are the first characters that actually seem congruous with the grim backdrop of CWCville.

In typical Chris style, each is distinguished by some form of impairment or distinctive costume rather than any genuine personality. After being given a motivational speech by Sonichu, they are promptly stuffed into one of CWCville's soup hotels, most likely to be forgotten about.

Not long after publishing the pages featuring these characters, Chris released a video with one of his classic anti-sincere apologies, backing off from the implication that Alec would entertain himself by abusing and raping innocent women. According to Chris's retroactive accounting of the situation, the Basement Rosechus were merely kept in large cages and forced to run on a "giant hamster wheel."

The Forsaken

Brittay.JPG

Brit-Tay Rosechu

Essentially the regular Rosechu, right down to a proclivity for strutting around in slutty clothes, but famished and dirty in appearance. The end of her tail appears to have been chewed on at some point. She is possibly the leader of the group by virtue of being the most bland.

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Bride Rosechu

A Rosechu in a waifish-looking wedding dress, she was apparently betrothed to Asperchu but was declared too weak and feeble. Speaking with strong religious overtones, it could be said she is set-up to be an Angelica clone were this sort of accusation of unoriginality not redundant by now.

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Moe Rosechu

A bald Rosechu with rickets and square eyes. Inadvertently or otherwise, her tail resembles a hockey stick.

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Mary Rosechu

A paraplegic Rosechu who had apparently gone without a wheelchair for most of her existence. Sonichu graciously gives her one. Has a missing ear for unexplained reasons. Wants to have a long, soapy bath.