Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9

Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9 is the ninth call between Chris and Alec, which took place 25th February 2010.

Summary

The call begins with Alec asking Chris how his birthday was and then asking about the reason behind the recent disturbing developments in Sonichu 10. Alec points out some notable hypocrisy in regards to Chris's use of violence in #10, when he criticizes the Asperchu comic for using a lot of violence. Alec goes on to call out Chris for trying to weasel out of the conditions he had agreed to in earlier phone calls and telling him off for not listening to him...again. Chris defends his actions with the ever amazing excuse that "he was still filled with anger" which, you know, totally makes everything O.K. Alec also points out that "apologizing" is not quite equal to "violently murdering the people you wronged in your shitty comic." The two argue about the issue of Simonla, and the fact that Chris didn't exactly kill her in the manner promised AND introducing the character "Sandy", Simonla's daughter, kind of defeats the entire purpose of eliminating Simonla. They discuss copyright and Chris's misunderstanding of the concept, in addition to Chris's massive ego.

Chris-Chan's Love Day is brought up. Chris denies ripping-off Independence Day and he claims that trying to make his own birthday a National Holiday isn't completely unreasonable in any way, shape or form (yea, it definitely is). Chris states that the Mexican Flag Day (which is coincidentally the same day as his birthday) "could be better", which implies that it "could be better" by celebrating his birthday on a national level AND he says that there should be a second day in addition to Valentine's Day to celebrate love and his birthday "just feels right." When Alec mentions that he's definitely creating a dumb ass cover-up for him just wanting his own birthday to be a holiday, Chris dances around the question like a drunken retard (how fitting).

Chris also admits he likes it when people kiss his ass, which has been kind of obvious for a long time. Chris then proves he knows nothing of Christianity (also obvious). Chris also admits he believes Simonla has always been his and tries to explain why it's not O.K. to parody a parody (it's as retarded as it sounds). In addition, Alec catches Chris in another lie about how many pages he had done. Chris blames the trolls.

The call appears to end with Chris hanging up mid-sentence.

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Transcript

Alec: Hey Chris, it's Alec.

Chris: Oh. Hi Alec.

Alec: Hey, Happy birthday!

Chris: [Annoyed] I was not- I wasn't- okay well I was not expecting you.

Alec: Yeah, Yeah.

Chris: So, thank you.

Alec: Yeah. Yeah, how was- how was your birthday today?

Chris: My birthday was yesterday- and it was- it was- it was good.

Alec: Oh, it was yesterday?

Chris: I spent it with my family- yeah.

Alec: Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Well yeah, yeah I saw the pages you got uploded today. Um, Yeah uh, What's up with that trial, Chris? That was kinda like, that was kinda out of left field. That was- I didn't expect that at all.

Chris: Yeah well, you drew- you drew- you drew me- you drew- you drew me in a setup of, uh, the, of uh, being bared false witness from uh, from your parody of my Sonichu, in comparison of uh, that, of the other Chris as the real one and not me, which I was the real deal. And you set me on fire. And then recently, you portrayed me getting my head getting chopped off with a sawblade! With gory detail!

Alec: Chris, You didn't read that last page, did you read the page? Caus, what happened there was um, that was a picture of the real you in the comic, and I said, you know, like your head got chopped off but you came right back and said "No, it's okay, we're just faking". Your head didn't actually get chopped off.

Chris: Hmm.

Alec: Yeah.

Chris: Could have maybe been a little more obvious.

Alec: Well, if you read the text it would have been obvious. You know.

Chris: Hmm.

Alec: I, there was a lot, there was text there, I spelled it out I specifically had you say "Don't worry, this is fake!" you know, "My head's not really chopped off. I'm fine." You know, you accuse me of using, well, not accused, of using violence, I do use violence, that's true. But I was just kind of, um- It seems kind of weird that your comic has suddenly taken a very gory turn. I mean like-

Chris: [Interrupting] It's just- it's just one time.

Alec: But you said violence is wrong though. One time's-

Chris: [Interrupting again] Yeah well, you did violence unto me, I was just returning the favor.

Alec: Oh, revenge is okay though? Chris, you said violence is wrong. You didn't say it's okay in the case of revenge. And, I'm kinda- I'm kinda curious why is this trial taking place? Why are Alec and Mao and me, er, Why are Alec and Mao and uh, Evan and Sean, why are we on trial?

Chris: Okay, let me see. The uh, copy-copycat, the whole bunch of copy- copycat of practically everything- nearly everything from my books. Set me on fire, Chopping my head off, false witness, and uh, oh yeah, how about wanting me to kill Simonla Rosechu?

Alec: Um... do you remember all the times we talked about Simonla? Where I explained to you that I wanted you to kill her because she's not your character, and Evan wanted her gone from your comic?

Chris: Yeah.

Alec: Chris, you told me, you swore up and down to me that you understood the point I was trying to get across to you and that you understood what I...

Chris: [Interrupting yet again] Yeah I did- yeah I did understand that. Yeah I-

Alec: [Shutting Chris down] Well no! You're lying to me Chris, you obviously didn't.

Chris: No I did I did-

Alec: [Refusing to put up with Chris's bullshit excuses] God Chris, I can't believe, I cannot believe you did this Chris. You, you know I thought that you were just, you know, kinda going "yeah, uh-huh" just mouthing along and pretending to understand and saying what I wanted to hear to get me off the phone. And you know, I said that to you. I asked you are you doing that? And you said no, you said no. You- you promised you understood, You'd comply you believed what I was saying, but then this trial comes along and what you're telling me right now is apparently my words went in one ear and out the other with you. And you think that me and Evan did something wrong to you. You think that you have done nothing wrong? Do you seriously belive that we are antagonists and that you are just a saint here?

Chris: Hmmm. Let me think about that a moment. Ask the question better

Note, It's hard to make out what Chris is saying in the end here, as Alec talks over him. If someone can make it out better, please correct me.

Alec: Well while you're thinking about it, remember: Don't tell me the answer that you think I want to hear. Tell me what you really believe. That's the answer that I actually want to hear. Is what you really believe.

[Tense pause]

Alec: You know, I'm looking at, uhhh, the page here where you had like 10 people simultaneously electrocute me. Sonichu says [wimpy voice] "Oh I'm not gay!"

Five minute mark.

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