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I want to warn other women

Hello, my name is Jackie. Jesus, I can't believe I'm doing this.

Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.

I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it "got him in trouble before". I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here.

But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE.

And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME.

So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.--JaxRomy 12:24am, 22 April 2010 (EST)

• Hello Jackie, and welcome. I am sorry you had to encounter Christian without any prior warning- the truth must be shocking and a little frightening (you know he twice tried to convince the trolls to trick him into raping someone who was trying to help him and only looking out for his best interests, right?). I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say that you are most welcome here, and that your experience will be added to the massive (and growing) pile of documentation regarding this mental man and his life. Your goal of warning others is a noble one and I invite you to come, join in the documentation and study of Christian Weston Chandler. Again, you have my sympathies. -Ronichu 04:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

• Glad to be of service! Also, if you feel like you want to, you can add a better profile for him to Dontdatehimgirl.com--there's been one up there since 4chan/SA found his comic in 2007 and it's woefully out of date. And sorry you had to put up with being in a relationship with Chris. You are also welcome to contribute any information you want.--MoarLurk 04:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

• Welcome, Jackie, and I apologize for the inconvenience you had in registering for a new account. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to leave a message on my talk page.--Champthom 05:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

• Chris chan, "cute"? Lol. Anyway, welcome. --James Lamp-Eye 05:08, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

• At least Chris had the lack of sense to point you here and warn you of what you were in for if you met him. Every new bit of Chris we see is darker and more disturbing than the last. This site does little more than hold a mirror up to Chris and let his own words speak for themselves. Enjoy exploring the man-child-sized bullet you just dodged. Any and all contributions you wish to make would be most appreciated. As you can see, we "trolls" are mainly fascinated observers of the perversion of nature known as Christian Chandler. --TubularMonkey 05:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

• Jackie, I am so sorry you had to go through this.--Beat 05:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

• Welcome and we're sorry for what you had to experience with Chris. You were lucky he pointed you here so soon. --Caboose -1 06:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

• Welcome Jackie and thank you for sharing your experience with us. I must congratulate you on your fortitude. The video he sent you make me feel quite nauseous and it's not even aimed at me! Yes, Christian Chandler is quite the sick puppy we describe and yet your e-mails are filled with juicy details and interesting anecdotes. You have proven your value and you are most welcome here among us. Griffintown 06:10, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
• Hey, there. I'm so sorry about what happened between you and Chris, but it was for the best, yes? Hope you have fun here. じゃね!--SniperFire16 13:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

YOU ARE FAGGOTS

every single last one of you. seriously. Clydec 01:52, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

• We love you too, Clyde. --Lime 02:05, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

• Indeed. Pfargtl9000 02:06, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

• Have my babiez, plz?--SniperFire16 03:24, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

• I want you inside me, Clyde. -Ronichu 02:30, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
• Oh Clyde, you're too nice. --BreadGod 03:25, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
• Cool.--Beat 03:40, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
• Yes. Griffintown 12:47, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

Icon Templates

So I've added some code to the icon templates (and even added the normal icon template code to about a third of the shirt icons) so we can toggle the text labels for the icons. I mainly forsee this being useful for the video boxes on articles, rather than having to type {{BlueRedSleeveRugby}} Blue & Red Sleeve Rugby, you can type {{BlueRedSleeveRugby|text=yes}} to generate the same effect. It also allows all uses of the icon template to be easily updated, should we decided to do something like rename a shirt.

I notice that there is a lot of inconsistency on pages with videos - some use icon templates, some don't - so do partly, probably due to new icon templates having later been made. So my plan is to revisit pages with videos and update them to use the templates. My dilemma is - should the format for showing the text be: {{Icontemplate|text=yes}} or {{Icontemplate|text}} or something else? --Anonymax 23:56, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh and examples of the icons with their respective text labels can be found here. --Anonymax 23:59, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

I reallllly need some feedback on this. Plz replai --Anonymax 11:17, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Sonichu update

I noticed today that some troll has "updated" Sonichu 11 with some new pages. Does anybody know who is this troll?J0haely 00:06, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Protip: When stuff appears on CWCipedia, we put it there. Clyde in all likelyhood. --YawningSquirtleRedux 00:09, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Then the troll failed in completely capturing Chris's fail. The comic is actually well done and funny. But in all seriousness, i'm starting to thinkg that its alec after seeing th sonichu 11 page here.J0haely 00:14, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

nah, the style is different, take for example the sonichu revolution pages, they are more blunt and the chris chan character ends up being the lazy jerk he usually is, while his characters are more kind and/or dumber than usual. This one has chris chan acting with reason, and focuses more onto the sonichus, and how they should really react on theyr miserable lives, on the other hand, this does go with someof the plans i've read around the CWCipedia.Basgon 00:24, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

It was originally done by a PVCC poster, and appeared there first. --YawningSquirtleRedux 00:34, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

It's hilarious. I'm thinking I'll add this to the CWC blog page, with a note saying that Wikisysop's account was "hacked" and not TRUE AND HONEST. Gotta keep up appearances, you know.--Beat 00:40, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Its funny until the end, when its just pretty depresing, but as realistic as it could be.J0haely 00:54, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

An attempt to rebuild old bridges

Hello friends. Embarrassed as I was by Chris's DEPLORABLE behavior concerning his latest female victim, I decided to write a letter to express my sheerest disapproval with his habitual dishonesty. Inspired by that young woman's disclosure of her correspondences, here is the letter I posted:

From: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com> To: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com> Hey, Chris, it's Alec. How you doing? Some of my fans linked me to that new girl Jackie on the cwcki, all those emails between you two. Too bad she broke the confidence you two had, I didn't think that was necessary. But I like best the part where she thinks I was you and asks you about my comics, and you respond by saying I was some guy who made a "fan-fiction" of Sonichu and have been trying to "1-up" you this whole time. Wow, Chris, way to go back on your fucking word once again. Remember when you told me you understood Asperchu was original and that it had nothing to do with Sonichu? Guess that was a lie. I'd say I am disappointed but since you've lied to me dozens of times already, this is pretty predictable. By the way, I can't really "1-up" a comic that stopped being produced for months at a time, anyway. On a more positive note, however, I'm happy you ARE finally working on your comic again. Between all my responsibilities and my own comic, it was getting pretty stressful to try to pick up your comic for you, too. I especially like that you decided to kill Sandy (this page: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_11/Page_27 is my favorite one). Even though you lied to Jackie repeatedly (that's why she dumped you, by the way), it's nice to see that you're now owning up to the fact that Sandy isn't your character any more than Simonla was. Hope Patty is eating your soul, Alec P.S. Hey, you like God of War, don't you? Does your recent video mean you want Kratos to wear a bra? Most men don't have boobs like you do, you know.

I kept things positive and very cordial, as you can see; I wished to make peace. Here was Chris's reply:

From: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com> To: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com> Shut up.

Following this he blocked my email (again). I wish I could say I was disheartened, but as we know this isn't the first time my olive branch has been slapped away... --ALBASPERCHU 21:52, 24 April 2010 (CST)

Alec, every time you post it's like a tiny gift from the heavens.--Beat 03:04, 25 April 2010 (UTC)