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'''Craigslist''' is a website where users can conduct business with others via the internet. Since its inception, Craigslist has been very useful in the act of selling [[Toys|goods]], [[Monthly Tugboat|job hunting]], providing [[trollbusters|services]] to others, and in many cases simply trying to [[sex|get some action]] from local hookers. On an online community where he could find a job and possibly a [[sweetheart]], Chris decided to view Craigslist as an opportunity to (try to) bum $250 off of some poor schmuck in an effort to buy more [[video games]].
'''Craigslist''' is a website where users can conduct business with others via the internet. Since its inception, Craigslist has been very useful in the act of selling [[Toys|goods]], [[Monthly Tugboat|job hunting]], providing [[trollbusters|services]] to others, and in many cases simply trying to [[sex|get some action]] from local hookers. On an online community where he could find a job and possibly a [[sweetheart]], Chris decided to view Craigslist as an opportunity to (try to) bum $250 off of some poor schmuck in an effort to buy more [[video games]].


In October of [[2011]], [[Chris]] put up a listing for a rather old, crappy television that was presumably owned by his [[Robert Chandler|late father]], accompanied by some God-awful, low-quality images of it.
In October of [[2011]], [[Chris]] put up a listing for a rather old, crappy television that was presumably owned by his [[Robert Chandler|late father]], accompanied by some God-awful, low-quality images of it. Although brief, the listing is practically oozing of Chris clichés such as a poor grasp of [[Chris and English|capitalization skills]], no concept of [[Chris and Money|how much things cost]], and unnecessary [[Autism|spewing of generic business jargon]].


==The listing==
==The listing==

Revision as of 22:11, 31 October 2011

...Of course he's watching Family Guy.

Craigslist is a website where users can conduct business with others via the internet. Since its inception, Craigslist has been very useful in the act of selling goods, job hunting, providing services to others, and in many cases simply trying to get some action from local hookers. On an online community where he could find a job and possibly a sweetheart, Chris decided to view Craigslist as an opportunity to (try to) bum $250 off of some poor schmuck in an effort to buy more video games.

In October of 2011, Chris put up a listing for a rather old, crappy television that was presumably owned by his late father, accompanied by some God-awful, low-quality images of it. Although brief, the listing is practically oozing of Chris clichés such as a poor grasp of capitalization skills, no concept of how much things cost, and unnecessary spewing of generic business jargon.

The listing

Panasonic 32-Inch CT-32G34A Color Television - $250 (Ruckersville, VA)

Date: 2011-10-18, 5:09AM EDT

This Panasonic Television has a 32-inch color screen, it gives great display, it comes complete with its matching Remote Control, and it is in excellent working condition.

It is quite the classic optimal television to watch sporting events, movies, television shows and more on. This type of television defined SUPER BOWL SUNDAY, as well as Thanksgiving Football Watching! Excellent Satisfaction Guaranteed.

For further info, or to schedule purchase and pick-up, please call me at

  • 434-760-0848.

CASH ONLY, And Up-Front. $250 or better offer; NO HAGGLE.

Thank You and Have a Good Day.

The TV

Model # - CT-32G34A

????? # - RP331

Serial # - MD92210277

Date Manufactured - August 1999

Assembled in Mexico

Pictures

Pictures