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-completely undressed. Anyway this vid- [jump cut] eighteen and up; you do [stream freezes] title [and again] eighteen plus, so if you're not that old, I [and again] so yeah, talkin' about... Breast massage. So... heh... tiny tease, but still. You can definitely see, I'm there. Ow![?] And just to... make sure everybody knows... for positive... [''Chris measures his gut ''] I mean my bra size... I, go down, back, about, uh, about two, but yeah, technically, but yeah, measured myself at 40 right here... and come round to the front here... and this will take into account my recent... experiments with the subliminals, so... you might see a slight increase from previous [incoherent]... the measuring thing... mmm, yeah... I just had a shower, so... little wet... yeah right there, it's a little bit over 44 and a half. So, from 40 to 44 to fourish[?] difference confirms... that I am indeed... a D cup. And now I [incomprehensible] bras... was a perfect fit. 38D. | |||
Anyhow, so, let's get right down to the, uh, point I'm recording this for. Uhh, because I'm looking to increase my breast size, I have uh, looked into various try-at-home techniques of which I have been very much... persistent upon, including supplements and whatnot. But definitely among which is the way of massaging. So, um, uh, we're gonna try to figure out from one or two videos I watched that talk about massaging like this, I... couldn't put head to toes together. [Incomprehensible] It's like, I go, squeeze 'em from the top upwards and make sure I'm cupping my breasts all the way... so I go... I can do this, you can do this for as long as you feel like on each. Octag- I [incompehensible] Octagon here, so anyway, you wanna do the top first... or whichever side you feel comfortable with... with my suggestion... and then you go up here... then to the insides... like that... and then, right there... and to the bottom, and to the, the, the opposite sides. | |||
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My Breast Massage Routine +18 is a video uploaded by Chris on 5 April 2016. Chris shows us how he ritualistically fondles his man boobs in an attempt to make them larger, having created a playlist of YouTube videos featuring "Breast Growth Hypnosis" days beforehand. Judging by his bragging about his bra size and the presence of nipple pasties, this was likely made by Chris in an attempt to seduce potential girlfriends, similar to his previous video, though through far more unsettling means. He measures his bust size and proudly points himself out to be a 38D, even though this size is caused by his masculine chest breadth and his obesity, not by his breasts (which remain an A cup). However, Chris's moobs are at least big enough that The Playroom mistook them for actual titties and censored the nipples.
Other noteworthy moments occur when he mocks women for sagging breasts saying "that's crazy" in the same video he shows off his obese stomach, and when he continues attempting to appeal to feminists with #FreeTheNipple in attempt to get some china.
Video
| My Breast Massage Routine 18+ | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 5 April 2016 |
| Subject Matter |  Sex
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| Performance Style |  Crazy  Reason
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| Shirt | None |
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-completely undressed. Anyway this vid- [jump cut] eighteen and up; you do [stream freezes] title [and again] eighteen plus, so if you're not that old, I [and again] so yeah, talkin' about... Breast massage. So... heh... tiny tease, but still. You can definitely see, I'm there. Ow![?] And just to... make sure everybody knows... for positive... [Chris measures his gut ] I mean my bra size... I, go down, back, about, uh, about two, but yeah, technically, but yeah, measured myself at 40 right here... and come round to the front here... and this will take into account my recent... experiments with the subliminals, so... you might see a slight increase from previous [incoherent]... the measuring thing... mmm, yeah... I just had a shower, so... little wet... yeah right there, it's a little bit over 44 and a half. So, from 40 to 44 to fourish[?] difference confirms... that I am indeed... a D cup. And now I [incomprehensible] bras... was a perfect fit. 38D.
Anyhow, so, let's get right down to the, uh, point I'm recording this for. Uhh, because I'm looking to increase my breast size, I have uh, looked into various try-at-home techniques of which I have been very much... persistent upon, including supplements and whatnot. But definitely among which is the way of massaging. So, um, uh, we're gonna try to figure out from one or two videos I watched that talk about massaging like this, I... couldn't put head to toes together. [Incomprehensible] It's like, I go, squeeze 'em from the top upwards and make sure I'm cupping my breasts all the way... so I go... I can do this, you can do this for as long as you feel like on each. Octag- I [incompehensible] Octagon here, so anyway, you wanna do the top first... or whichever side you feel comfortable with... with my suggestion... and then you go up here... then to the insides... like that... and then, right there... and to the bottom, and to the, the, the opposite sides.