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[Another jump cut to a vertically aligned view of the stamp boxes, an anti-shake filter is added to the video] Which from amongst the late Mr. Robert Franklin Chandler Jr's stamp collection will you claim for yourself, if not the entire collection?
[Another jump cut to a vertically aligned view of the stamp boxes, an anti-shake filter is added to the video] Which from amongst the late Mr. Robert Franklin Chandler Jr's stamp collection will you claim for yourself, if not the entire collection?


[Another jump cut to Chris talking to the camera] I am Miss Christine Chandler, and I'm sellin' Mr. C's stamp collection to try to get more money around here to help pay the bills and everything. Let's try to meet the goals, the high goals! So come on down to my stamp shop on [[eBay]]! Or....well, my regular shop, but I'm selling stamps fffff- it's gonna be a while selling it all [sic]. So, c'mon down! Buy whatcha like out of the collection.  
[Another jump cut to Chris talking to the camera] I am Miss Christine Chandler, and I'm sellin' Mr. C's stamp collection [[Lie|to try to get more money around here to help pay the bills and everything]]. Let's try to meet the goals, the high goals! So come on down to my stamp shop on [[eBay]]! Or....well, my regular shop, but I'm selling stamps fffff- it's gonna be a while selling it all [sic]. So, c'mon down! Buy whatcha like out of the collection.  


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Revision as of 17:13, 10 May 2017

I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it is a video Chris uploaded to YouTube on 1 March 2017. Unlike most of his videos from 2016, Chris attempts to amend his monetary problems with a more sensible approach; selling junk around his house. At the same time, however, it's necessary to point out that Chris is still reluctant to sell anything from his own pile of worthless junk.

In a rare instance of self-awareness, Chris advertises this stamp collection by underlining the fact that it belonged to Bob; perhaps hoping that this information would somehow increase the demand for this collection, especially within the trolling community.

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More out of the collection is being added a bit at a time, so keep watch, and buy what you like for your stamp collection. ;)

Transcript

[Shot of some of Bob's stamp collection] From lots and lots of stamp covers...

[Jump cut to a different box of Bob's stamps] ...to everything in organized chaos between six boxes.

[Another jump cut to a vertically aligned view of the stamp boxes, an anti-shake filter is added to the video] Which from amongst the late Mr. Robert Franklin Chandler Jr's stamp collection will you claim for yourself, if not the entire collection?

[Another jump cut to Chris talking to the camera] I am Miss Christine Chandler, and I'm sellin' Mr. C's stamp collection to try to get more money around here to help pay the bills and everything. Let's try to meet the goals, the high goals! So come on down to my stamp shop on eBay! Or....well, my regular shop, but I'm selling stamps fffff- it's gonna be a while selling it all [sic]. So, c'mon down! Buy whatcha like out of the collection.

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