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[[Image:Anne_boleyn.jpg|thumb|right|The ancestor of the man who gave birth to Sonichu?<br><br>Though, it would explain why she was called a witch. ]]
[[Image:Anne_boleyn.jpg|thumb|right|The ancestor of the man who gave birth to Sonichu?<br><br>Though, it would explain why she was called a witch. ]]
{{quote|As a matter of fact, among my, uh, mother's side in the uh, ancestrial traits [sighs] we have uh, we have been traced down to Daniel Weston, who was on the main--Mayflower voyage. And, uh, beyond him, Anne Boleyn, who was the uh, one of H-Henry VIII's...King Henry VIII's wives, who gave birth to, uh, Queen Elizabeth I.|Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007}}


[[Anne Boleyn]] (died 1536) was Queen of England as the second wife of King Henry VIII. [[Chris]] claims to be a descendent of her from his [[Barbara|mother]]'s side of the family, via [[Daniel Weston]] who was on the Mayflower. Chris deduces from this that he is also descended from Mary Boleyn (Anne's sister, not mother) and the 1st Earl of Portland (Richard Weston, who was born later in 1577).<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009]]</ref>
'''Anne Boleyn''' (died 1536) was Queen of England as the second wife of King Henry VIII. [[Chris]] claims to be a descendent of her from his [[Barbara|mother]]'s side of the family, via [[Daniel Weston]] who was on the Mayflower.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref>


Apparently, Chris looked up Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn on [[Wikipedia]] to find a link between them.<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> This suggests that Chris made it up himself without being told by his mother.
It is not known when or how Chris got this idea. In [[August 2005]], Chris tried to impress a [[MySpace#Jalena|girl on MySpace]] with this fact simply because the girl was interested in royalty.
 
In late 2008, Chris deduced that he is also descended from Mary Boleyn (Anne's sister, not mother), the 1st Earl of Portland (Richard Weston, who was born later in 1577),<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009]]</ref> and later Earls of Portland.<ref name="IRC">[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]</ref> Chris had looked up Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn on [[Wikipedia]] to find a link between them.<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> This fact strengthens the view that Chris made the whole thing up himself without being told by his mother.


==Not possible==
==Not possible==


Aside from the fact that Daniel Weston did not exist, Anne Boleyn had only one daughter, Queen Elizabeth I. It is not possible Chris could be descended from her, because, like Chris, Elizabeth I was a famous [[virgin with rage]]. Luckily YouTube wasn't invented in the 16th century, nor was Queen Elizabeth known to sit around the [[Fashion_Square_Mall | Ye Olde shoppes]] with [[Attraction Sign | idiotic signs]].
Aside from the fact that [[Daniel Weston]] did not exist, Anne Boleyn had only one daughter, Queen Elizabeth I. It is downright false that Chris is descended from her, because, like Chris, Elizabeth I was a famous [[virgin with rage]]. Here is an example of Chris's lackluster research:
 
: <cogsdev> What countries in the world you would like to visit and why?
: <ChrisChanSonichu> Japan; Anime and Videogames and culture.
: <ChrisChanSonichu> England.
: <ChrisChanSonichu> France
: <ChrisChanSonichu> those two, because I'm part British, French and Cherokee; I'm a decendant from Anne Bolyn's Family; in relation to her being an aunt.
: <ChrisChanSonichu> *mother of Queen Elizabeth I<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref>
 
Luckily [[YouTube]] wasn't invented in the 16th century, nor was Queen Elizabeth known to sit around the [[Fashion Square Mall|Ye Olde shoppes]] with [[Attraction Sign|idiotic signs]].


==Sauces==
==Sauces==

Revision as of 19:44, 8 June 2009

The ancestor of the man who gave birth to Sonichu?

Though, it would explain why she was called a witch.

Anne Boleyn (died 1536) was Queen of England as the second wife of King Henry VIII. Chris claims to be a descendent of her from his mother's side of the family, via Daniel Weston who was on the Mayflower.[1]

It is not known when or how Chris got this idea. In August 2005, Chris tried to impress a girl on MySpace with this fact simply because the girl was interested in royalty.

In late 2008, Chris deduced that he is also descended from Mary Boleyn (Anne's sister, not mother), the 1st Earl of Portland (Richard Weston, who was born later in 1577),[2] and later Earls of Portland.[3] Chris had looked up Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn on Wikipedia to find a link between them.[4] This fact strengthens the view that Chris made the whole thing up himself without being told by his mother.

Not possible

Aside from the fact that Daniel Weston did not exist, Anne Boleyn had only one daughter, Queen Elizabeth I. It is downright false that Chris is descended from her, because, like Chris, Elizabeth I was a famous virgin with rage. Here is an example of Chris's lackluster research:

<cogsdev> What countries in the world you would like to visit and why?
<ChrisChanSonichu> Japan; Anime and Videogames and culture.
<ChrisChanSonichu> England.
<ChrisChanSonichu> France
<ChrisChanSonichu> those two, because I'm part British, French and Cherokee; I'm a decendant from Anne Bolyn's Family; in relation to her being an aunt.
<ChrisChanSonichu> *mother of Queen Elizabeth I[5]

Luckily YouTube wasn't invented in the 16th century, nor was Queen Elizabeth known to sit around the Ye Olde shoppes with idiotic signs.

Sauces

  1. ↑ Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007
  2. ↑ Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009
  3. ↑ IRC (31 December 2008)
  4. ↑ Mumble 1
  5. ↑ IRC (22 December 2008)
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