User:Pearl

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I sure do love sitting down

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i edit typos sometimes

also i'm an internet haha xd kid hunting for new info on wild sonichu

does wild sonichu enjoy going to comedy clubs? does chris know what a comedy club is?

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

Boyfriend-free Girl This user defies all odds and is a boyfriend-free girl. She must watch out for horny manchildren.

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

Virgin with rage Like Chris, this user feels lonely, and is currently looking for a Boyfriend-free girl, or possibly a Girlfriend-free boy.