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{{quote|He was really buttmad when he finally admitted it was a wound. Like all caps "FINE OK IT'S A WOUND God! <nowiki>|:(</nowiki>"|One of the trolls who managed to convince Chris to seek treatment for the wound.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-12-21-chris-reminiscences-about-moving-back-into-14bc-after-the-fire.26774/page-7#post-1962754</ref>}}
 
On 24 [[July 2016]], Chris announced in a [[Facebook]] post that he grew '''[[China|vaginal labia]]''' as result of watching [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis|subliminal frequency videos]].
 
Chris later posted two more messages; first claiming that he had his "labia area" examined, and then declaring that it was all a ruse. Of course, these were proven to be blatant [[lies]]. Chris had edited the message about the exam, changing his story as he went on. If that wasn't telling enough, a second picture provided by insider trolls displayed the wound from another angle, making it extremely unlikely to be a [[Adobe PhotoDeluxe|Photoshop]] hoax.
 
Unlike the first picture, in which the "labia" was posed for his fanbase on Facebook, the second exhibited how badly Chris was handling what could have evolved into a life-threatening problem. He is shown spreading the wound as if it were a vagina.
 
Originally, it was thought that Chris's migrated skin from the [[Un-clit]] had opened into a wound, forming an abscess. The wound itself appeared to have demonstrated [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Granulation_tissue proud flesh], an overgrowth of granulated tissue indictating that Chris had been continuously worrying the wound and keeping it from closing as it attempted to heal.
 
However, the truth was far worse, as it was eventually discovered that Chris had '''[[Chris and reality|actually sliced himself open with a knife in order to free the vagina he thought was growing within him]]'''.
 
It posed serious health risks to Chris since it could have become gangrenous and caused septic shock if the infection had reached his bloodstream and nearby abdominal organs. It's even been contemplated that the panty pads he's been purchasing<ref>[[Paid Video Requests]]</ref> are used to absorb pus leakage, which would only deteriorate his condition and further irritate the wound.
 
Chris initially responded to direct attempts at getting him to see a doctor by replying that he already had and everything was fine—something ''no'' trusted doctor would ever say regarding this outrageous situation. He has deleted all related posts in an attempt to [[Chris and reality|pretend nothing's happened]].
 
His long-term social isolation and sheltered upbringing are well-known to all Christorians, but this incident, particularly his firm belief that the self-hypnosis videos could spontaneously generate new genitalia, makes many assume that Chris has developed a mental condition beyond [[autism]]—possibly schizophrenia. Some argue that this was always the case, only usually confounded with autism. Alternatively, Chris may simply be manifesting signs of a [[naïve|naïveté]] unwitnessed since his discovery by trolls in late [[2007]].
 
A troll confirmed that Chris sought treatment after the posts went public and his audience hassled him into ''finally'' admitting that his taint had a dangerous wound on it.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/24-julay-2016-taint-megathread.22839/page-81#post-1629348</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-12-21-chris-reminiscences-about-moving-back-into-14bc-after-the-fire.26774/page-7#post-1962754</ref>
 
==Chris's demented version of events==
 
{{quotebox|
24 July 2016 at 11:40 am
 
<nowiki>**Announcement**</nowiki>
 
As a number of online people may be aware, I have been grooving with the subliminal frequencies and binaural beats towards my transition from male to female body. The source being the Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis Wizards Binaural Beats channel on YouTube. Last March, I've started simple with growing my breasts out with their Breast Growth Hormone track; it worked to my amazement at a full inch outward per week in about two months. I've also listened to change my nipples to teats, as well as begin producing breast milk. Also, related, from a separate track on another channel, I have eased and cured the worst of my autism too. But since last May, I decided to take it a step further and begin my transition from male to female with the penis to vagina tracks, including the individual organ changing tracks, and for a while the Intersex track. And two Fridays ago, July 15, while I slept that night, my labia started splitting open, and I found the initial hole and blood the next morning. And over the few days that followed, the labia opened to its full length, and I've been dealing with the blood that came out. I have been keeping it clean, daily monitoring it, and treating it with rubbing alcohol. I have started the wheels in motion for the full HRT and SRS by Seeing My Doctor last Friday, because I felt like I didn't want to wait much longer to fully become the woman that I should have been born as.
 
With that, I have uploaded a photo of my labia onto imgur, http://m.imgur.com/gallery/pb1ovpJ, for all 18+ year old individuals to see. BUT, I do not want to be overrun with tabloid and paparazzi attention over this, or have a total big deal made.
 
As for my own statement to quote, I will state the following: Have belief and faith in what your body can do, and with such binaural beats and frequencies, as well as persistence and patience, what you'd like can happen for you.
 
And if you'd like to offer your support in my transition as well, I accept financial donations via PayPal to my email address, ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com.
 
Thank you, and have a good and safe day.
 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX4JC6NnvfGC9i3kwSFPFIg}}
 
===Replies===
 
Even Chris's Facebook friends had nothing positive to say about this. They tried to talk some sense into him, for no avail.
 
Jessica Quinn
{{quoteboxgreen|...fuck it. I'm out. I don't even know what one can say about this. Why would you post something this messed up?
 
Good luck with whatever it is you're trying to do with your life. I tried.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|I just don't get it, WHY would you post this kind of stuff?
 
You were JUST complaining about how people invade every aspect of your life and that you wouldn't share anything so personal and now you do... THIS!
 
I don't even know what to think right now. My mind is blown.}}
Kenneth Englehardt
{{quoteboxred|I would advise most strongly against any nude photos of yourself on the internet. It is prime trolling stuff and it comes across as exercising extremely poor judgment. Jessica is absolutely 100% correct in this. Your nude photos of your "equipment" have absolutely no place on the internet.}}
Quinn
{{quoteboxgreen|Ken, it's a little more serious than that. This could be a major health problem brewing.}}
Quinn
{{quoteboxgreen|What's more important is his health.
 
Whomever is putting Christine up to this, please stop. This could lead to a serious life threatening health problem.
 
I know many people follow what goes on on this page - whomever is pulling the strings needs to stop. It's sick and twisted and a life could very well be at stake here.
 
Please Christine Weston Chandler, go and get looked at. I support your right to be who you want, but this is a very serious matter.}}
Englehardt
{{quoteboxred|Christine this could be a sign of an infection setting in? Do you understand that if this gets into your bloodstream you could very well end up in the ICU at the hospital. This isn't transitioning, this is endangering your health for nothing. This is bullshit. You have a family member who is dependent on your well-being.}}
Mellanie Chafe (deleted)
{{quoteboxorange|She's...she's evolving!!! EVOLVING I TELL YOU!}}
Chafe
{{quoteboxorange|I'm so confused...}}
 
==Second Facebook post==
A Kiwi Farms user named Doc Cassidy texted Chris, telling him to go to a hospital.
[[Image:Cwc doc cassidy.png|thumb|250px|]]
 
Two minutes later, Chris posted to Facebook again.
{{quotebox|
24 July 2016 at 2:20 pm
 
feeling annoyed.
 
I Have had my labia area examined last night. No Infection at all. I am clean.}}
 
Chris later edited the post, changing his story on when he supposedly got examined.
{{quotebox|
 
feeling annoyed.
 
I Have had my labia area examined today. No Infection at all. I am clean.}}
 
'''Replies'''
 
Quinn
{{quoteboxgreen|Please get a second opinion then. This is a serious matter.
 
If you weren't afraid to share this whole ordeal earlier, it shouldn't be a problem to prove you've gone to the doctor's to get checked out. Paperwork, a receipt, hell a parking ticket to prove you actually went.
 
You could be putting yourself at serious risk Christine. People are truly worried about you. Please don't brush it off!}}
Englehardt
{{quoteboxred|Christine, I saw that picture of your "labia". That is not a vagina, that's a fistula with a possible perineal abscess developing. This won't be visible from the surface. I don't who has been fucking with your head in this manner but a number of us are upset not only for your sake but for Barbara's sake as well.}}
Jennifer Marie
{{quoteboxorange|I wouldn't necessarily call it a fistula, the initial piercing would be considered a fistula; however, that certainly is not a labia. Chris, this cannot be comfortable. I'm glad it's not infected, but that is a very deep wound, and you need to take care of it properly, or else it will get infected very quickly, and very badly (think of when your mom had wounds on her butt infected...). I would not want to see you end up in the hospital with a systemic infection.}}
Seamus Campbell
{{quoteboxorange|???? Huh?}}
 
==Damage Control==
Hours after making the initial post, and seeing the scathing criticism and pleas for him to get the wound treated from his Facebook friends, Chris removed the two posts, then claimed the whole thing was a hoax. This is unlikely, as Chris does not have the skills to photoshop the wound in his photo. It was most likely a ploy because he regretted posting a photo for his trolls.
{{quotebox|
24 July 2016 at 7:07 pm
 
Hey, Trolls. Gotcha! That photo was a fake. I have no wound down there. And, by the way, "abcess" implies presence of Pus; there is NO pus in the photo. Crazy people. To clarify: the photo was a hoax.
 
Have a good day.}}
 
Chris quickly deleted this post as well.
 
'''Replies'''
 
Marie
{{quoteboxorange|But why would you fake something that serious appearing?}}
Chafe
{{quoteboxorange|So you literally just became what you hate. Good job. For the people that actually were concerned...I feel bad for them.}}
 
==Screenshots of all Facebook posts==
<center><gallery>
File:Screenshot-www facebook com 2016-07-24 08-41-36.png
File:Screenshot-www facebook com 2016-07-24 11-20-59.png
File:Fb labia exam claim edited.png
File:Screenshot-www facebook com 2016-07-24 16-07-48.png
</gallery></center>
 
==Continued denial==
On 26 July, a Kiwi Farms user named Innocuous Banter texted Chris, who again claimed that he had been cleared by a doctor. When asked what the doctor had to say about the "labia," Chris responded with, "It is coming in good" and that it is normal-looking. Chris also believes it will finish growing in "a few months."
 
<center><gallery>
File:Cwc innocuous banter.png
File:Cwc innocuous banter2.png
File:Cwc innocuous banter3.png
</gallery></center>
 
==Treatment== 
On 26 July, a troll mentioned that Chris possibly sought treatment,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/24-julay-2016-taint-megathread.22839/page-81#post-1629348</ref> later saying that Chris had switched from rubbing alcohol to a medically appropriate treatment.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/1631512/</ref> The following day, the troll commented that he had more belief that Chris was following his prescribed treatment. He also said that Chris was referring to the "wound," something which he would not have done if he didn't believe it, and that he rationalized the treatment by thinking that the labia simply hadn't been finished growing yet and would just erupt elsewhere.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/24-julay-2016-taint-megathread.22839/page-92#post-1631342</ref>
 
The troll later mentioned just how difficult it had been to get Chris to get to a doctor.<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/is-chris-getting-worse.23289/#post-1666061</ref>
 
*Chris was pressured into going to the ER.
*However, he lied to the ER doctors and simply said that his testicles hurt, and based on that, the doctor prescribed Tylenol.
*Chris showed copies of the ER documents to the people who had told him to go there.
*They quickly determined he had lied and ordered him to go back, at which point he finally complied.
 
==Self-inflicted?==
On 29 July, an insider source discussed the wound in Kiwi Farms's chatroom,<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/is-chris-getting-worse.23289/#post-1666061</ref> mentioning that he believed it to be self-inflicted. He later posted about it on the Farms itself<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-12-21-chris-reminiscences-about-moving-back-into-14bc-after-the-fire.26774/page-7#post-1962817</ref> on 23 December
 
===Chatroom Discussion===
{{quotebox|
btw, chris took a knife to his taint
 
chris cut his taint with a knife to free his vagina
 
chris was trying to impress some lesbians who laughed at him for not having a vagina
 
so chris' solution was to literally cut his taint open to free his vagina
 
the pick was a picture of his sliced open taint
 
chris' taint was 100% fine like two weeks ago
 
the [[Un-clit|piercing]] healed up fine very quickly
 
the piercing stopped existing like a year ago
 
he was drunk
 
fatty won't die… this time
 
he's seeing a doctor
 
i'm tired of playing counselor to an exceptional individual who thinks he can grow a vagina
 
we got pissed and bitched at chris until he went to the ER
 
we demanded chris send us pictures of the ER docs
 
the ER docs sounded like fatty went there and said "lol my nuts hurt" and the doctors was like "rolled eyes just take tylenol and call me if the pain gets worse"
 
we bitched at chris until he got an actual human to put him in stirrups and give him an opinion}}
 
===Post on the Farms===
{{quoteboxgreen|So, Chris was feeling up his junk, and he felt something "growing in". He believed his labia were growing in. He knew, logically, that he probably should let it... ahem... "erupt" on its own, because cutting himself open is crazy and he would probably get in trouble. But one night he was drunk and was sad that someone pointed out he didn't have an actual vagina, so he thought he'd help it along.
 
In the morning he was very embarrassed and sheepish about it. Chris is fucking lucky he posted about it online, and got pestered into getting help by weens, because if he hadn't, he'd probably end up in the hospital, fighting off a potentially lethal infection.
 
So technically speaking, in Chris logic, it was indeed a wound, but his vagina was going to come out and the wound would heal and everything would be alright.
 
It's kind of like he was Brundlewoman and he was pulling off his old ear and face and shit, and the beautiful Pam Anderson Christine would be underneath.}}
 
==Photos of the wound==
{{collapsible
|NSFL. THESE ARE IMAGES OF AN OPEN WOUND ON CHRIS'S TAINT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED|<center><gallery>
File:Labia NSFW.jpg|The "labia."
File:Taint wound labia 2 NSFW.jpg|Goddammit, Chris.
</gallery></center>}}
 
==See also==
*[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]
*[[Un-clit]]
 
==Sources==
<references/>
 
[[Category:Physical characteristics]]

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He was really buttmad when he finally admitted it was a wound. Like all caps "FINE OK IT'S A WOUND God! |:("
One of the trolls who managed to convince Chris to seek treatment for the wound.[1]

On 24 July 2016, Chris announced in a Facebook post that he grew vaginal labia as result of watching subliminal frequency videos.

Chris later posted two more messages; first claiming that he had his "labia area" examined, and then declaring that it was all a ruse. Of course, these were proven to be blatant lies. Chris had edited the message about the exam, changing his story as he went on. If that wasn't telling enough, a second picture provided by insider trolls displayed the wound from another angle, making it extremely unlikely to be a Photoshop hoax.

Unlike the first picture, in which the "labia" was posed for his fanbase on Facebook, the second exhibited how badly Chris was handling what could have evolved into a life-threatening problem. He is shown spreading the wound as if it were a vagina.

Originally, it was thought that Chris's migrated skin from the Un-clit had opened into a wound, forming an abscess. The wound itself appeared to have demonstrated proud flesh, an overgrowth of granulated tissue indictating that Chris had been continuously worrying the wound and keeping it from closing as it attempted to heal.

However, the truth was far worse, as it was eventually discovered that Chris had actually sliced himself open with a knife in order to free the vagina he thought was growing within him.

It posed serious health risks to Chris since it could have become gangrenous and caused septic shock if the infection had reached his bloodstream and nearby abdominal organs. It's even been contemplated that the panty pads he's been purchasing[2] are used to absorb pus leakage, which would only deteriorate his condition and further irritate the wound.

Chris initially responded to direct attempts at getting him to see a doctor by replying that he already had and everything was fine—something no trusted doctor would ever say regarding this outrageous situation. He has deleted all related posts in an attempt to pretend nothing's happened.

His long-term social isolation and sheltered upbringing are well-known to all Christorians, but this incident, particularly his firm belief that the self-hypnosis videos could spontaneously generate new genitalia, makes many assume that Chris has developed a mental condition beyond autism—possibly schizophrenia. Some argue that this was always the case, only usually confounded with autism. Alternatively, Chris may simply be manifesting signs of a naïveté unwitnessed since his discovery by trolls in late 2007.

A troll confirmed that Chris sought treatment after the posts went public and his audience hassled him into finally admitting that his taint had a dangerous wound on it.[3][4]

Chris's demented version of events

24 July 2016 at 11:40 am

**Announcement**

As a number of online people may be aware, I have been grooving with the subliminal frequencies and binaural beats towards my transition from male to female body. The source being the Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis Wizards Binaural Beats channel on YouTube. Last March, I've started simple with growing my breasts out with their Breast Growth Hormone track; it worked to my amazement at a full inch outward per week in about two months. I've also listened to change my nipples to teats, as well as begin producing breast milk. Also, related, from a separate track on another channel, I have eased and cured the worst of my autism too. But since last May, I decided to take it a step further and begin my transition from male to female with the penis to vagina tracks, including the individual organ changing tracks, and for a while the Intersex track. And two Fridays ago, July 15, while I slept that night, my labia started splitting open, and I found the initial hole and blood the next morning. And over the few days that followed, the labia opened to its full length, and I've been dealing with the blood that came out. I have been keeping it clean, daily monitoring it, and treating it with rubbing alcohol. I have started the wheels in motion for the full HRT and SRS by Seeing My Doctor last Friday, because I felt like I didn't want to wait much longer to fully become the woman that I should have been born as.

With that, I have uploaded a photo of my labia onto imgur, http://m.imgur.com/gallery/pb1ovpJ, for all 18+ year old individuals to see. BUT, I do not want to be overrun with tabloid and paparazzi attention over this, or have a total big deal made.

As for my own statement to quote, I will state the following: Have belief and faith in what your body can do, and with such binaural beats and frequencies, as well as persistence and patience, what you'd like can happen for you.

And if you'd like to offer your support in my transition as well, I accept financial donations via PayPal to my email address, ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com.

Thank you, and have a good and safe day.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX4JC6NnvfGC9i3kwSFPFIg

Replies

Even Chris's Facebook friends had nothing positive to say about this. They tried to talk some sense into him, for no avail.

Jessica Quinn

...fuck it. I'm out. I don't even know what one can say about this. Why would you post something this messed up?

Good luck with whatever it is you're trying to do with your life. I tried.

I just don't get it, WHY would you post this kind of stuff?

You were JUST complaining about how people invade every aspect of your life and that you wouldn't share anything so personal and now you do... THIS!

I don't even know what to think right now. My mind is blown.

Kenneth Englehardt

I would advise most strongly against any nude photos of yourself on the internet. It is prime trolling stuff and it comes across as exercising extremely poor judgment. Jessica is absolutely 100% correct in this. Your nude photos of your "equipment" have absolutely no place on the internet.

Quinn

Ken, it's a little more serious than that. This could be a major health problem brewing.

Quinn

What's more important is his health.

Whomever is putting Christine up to this, please stop. This could lead to a serious life threatening health problem.

I know many people follow what goes on on this page - whomever is pulling the strings needs to stop. It's sick and twisted and a life could very well be at stake here.

Please Christine Weston Chandler, go and get looked at. I support your right to be who you want, but this is a very serious matter.

Englehardt

Christine this could be a sign of an infection setting in? Do you understand that if this gets into your bloodstream you could very well end up in the ICU at the hospital. This isn't transitioning, this is endangering your health for nothing. This is bullshit. You have a family member who is dependent on your well-being.

Mellanie Chafe (deleted)

She's...she's evolving!!! EVOLVING I TELL YOU!

Chafe

I'm so confused...

Second Facebook post

A Kiwi Farms user named Doc Cassidy texted Chris, telling him to go to a hospital.

Cwc doc cassidy.png

Two minutes later, Chris posted to Facebook again.

24 July 2016 at 2:20 pm

feeling annoyed.

I Have had my labia area examined last night. No Infection at all. I am clean.

Chris later edited the post, changing his story on when he supposedly got examined.

feeling annoyed.

I Have had my labia area examined today. No Infection at all. I am clean.

Replies

Quinn

Please get a second opinion then. This is a serious matter.

If you weren't afraid to share this whole ordeal earlier, it shouldn't be a problem to prove you've gone to the doctor's to get checked out. Paperwork, a receipt, hell a parking ticket to prove you actually went.

You could be putting yourself at serious risk Christine. People are truly worried about you. Please don't brush it off!

Englehardt

Christine, I saw that picture of your "labia". That is not a vagina, that's a fistula with a possible perineal abscess developing. This won't be visible from the surface. I don't who has been fucking with your head in this manner but a number of us are upset not only for your sake but for Barbara's sake as well.

Jennifer Marie

I wouldn't necessarily call it a fistula, the initial piercing would be considered a fistula; however, that certainly is not a labia. Chris, this cannot be comfortable. I'm glad it's not infected, but that is a very deep wound, and you need to take care of it properly, or else it will get infected very quickly, and very badly (think of when your mom had wounds on her butt infected...). I would not want to see you end up in the hospital with a systemic infection.

Seamus Campbell

???? Huh?

Damage Control

Hours after making the initial post, and seeing the scathing criticism and pleas for him to get the wound treated from his Facebook friends, Chris removed the two posts, then claimed the whole thing was a hoax. This is unlikely, as Chris does not have the skills to photoshop the wound in his photo. It was most likely a ploy because he regretted posting a photo for his trolls.

24 July 2016 at 7:07 pm

Hey, Trolls. Gotcha! That photo was a fake. I have no wound down there. And, by the way, "abcess" implies presence of Pus; there is NO pus in the photo. Crazy people. To clarify: the photo was a hoax.

Have a good day.

Chris quickly deleted this post as well.

Replies

Marie

But why would you fake something that serious appearing?

Chafe

So you literally just became what you hate. Good job. For the people that actually were concerned...I feel bad for them.

Screenshots of all Facebook posts

Continued denial

On 26 July, a Kiwi Farms user named Innocuous Banter texted Chris, who again claimed that he had been cleared by a doctor. When asked what the doctor had to say about the "labia," Chris responded with, "It is coming in good" and that it is normal-looking. Chris also believes it will finish growing in "a few months."

Treatment

On 26 July, a troll mentioned that Chris possibly sought treatment,[5] later saying that Chris had switched from rubbing alcohol to a medically appropriate treatment.[6] The following day, the troll commented that he had more belief that Chris was following his prescribed treatment. He also said that Chris was referring to the "wound," something which he would not have done if he didn't believe it, and that he rationalized the treatment by thinking that the labia simply hadn't been finished growing yet and would just erupt elsewhere.[7]

The troll later mentioned just how difficult it had been to get Chris to get to a doctor.[8]

  • Chris was pressured into going to the ER.
  • However, he lied to the ER doctors and simply said that his testicles hurt, and based on that, the doctor prescribed Tylenol.
  • Chris showed copies of the ER documents to the people who had told him to go there.
  • They quickly determined he had lied and ordered him to go back, at which point he finally complied.

Self-inflicted?

On 29 July, an insider source discussed the wound in Kiwi Farms's chatroom,[9] mentioning that he believed it to be self-inflicted. He later posted about it on the Farms itself[10] on 23 December

Chatroom Discussion

btw, chris took a knife to his taint

chris cut his taint with a knife to free his vagina

chris was trying to impress some lesbians who laughed at him for not having a vagina

so chris' solution was to literally cut his taint open to free his vagina

the pick was a picture of his sliced open taint

chris' taint was 100% fine like two weeks ago

the piercing healed up fine very quickly

the piercing stopped existing like a year ago

he was drunk

fatty won't die… this time

he's seeing a doctor

i'm tired of playing counselor to an exceptional individual who thinks he can grow a vagina

we got pissed and bitched at chris until he went to the ER

we demanded chris send us pictures of the ER docs

the ER docs sounded like fatty went there and said "lol my nuts hurt" and the doctors was like "rolled eyes just take tylenol and call me if the pain gets worse"

we bitched at chris until he got an actual human to put him in stirrups and give him an opinion

Post on the Farms

So, Chris was feeling up his junk, and he felt something "growing in". He believed his labia were growing in. He knew, logically, that he probably should let it... ahem... "erupt" on its own, because cutting himself open is crazy and he would probably get in trouble. But one night he was drunk and was sad that someone pointed out he didn't have an actual vagina, so he thought he'd help it along.

In the morning he was very embarrassed and sheepish about it. Chris is fucking lucky he posted about it online, and got pestered into getting help by weens, because if he hadn't, he'd probably end up in the hospital, fighting off a potentially lethal infection.

So technically speaking, in Chris logic, it was indeed a wound, but his vagina was going to come out and the wound would heal and everything would be alright.

It's kind of like he was Brundlewoman and he was pulling off his old ear and face and shit, and the beautiful Pam Anderson Christine would be underneath.

Photos of the wound

NSFL. THESE ARE IMAGES OF AN OPEN WOUND ON CHRIS'S TAINT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

See also

Sources