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[[Image:Meat.jpg|thumb|Obviously not crappy fan merchandise]]
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[[Image:Gibson.jpg|thumb|Notice the wonderful pile of dishes.  Who wouldn't want to buy something from this house]]
[[Image:Gibson.jpg|thumb|Notice the wonderful pile of dishes.  Who wouldn't want to buy something from this house]]
'''Due to limitations of wiki software, the proper title of this page is eBay.'''


{{quote|Opened package and was attacked by rabid raccoon. DO NOT TRUST THIS SELLER!|Feedback from fallenfromgrace216 on Chris's eBay account}}
{{quote|Opened package and was attacked by rabid raccoon. DO NOT TRUST THIS SELLER!|Feedback from fallenfromgrace216 on Chris's eBay account}}

Revision as of 12:41, 19 October 2009

A small overview of Chris's purchases on eBay.
Moar.
Obviously not crappy fan merchandise
Notice the wonderful pile of dishes. Who wouldn't want to buy something from this house

Due to limitations of wiki software, the proper title of this page is eBay.

Opened package and was attacked by rabid raccoon. DO NOT TRUST THIS SELLER!
Feedback from fallenfromgrace216 on Chris's eBay account

eBay is an online auction site frequented by Chris. He has often puchased, and incidentally sold, stuff.

Chris as a buyer

Chris has been known for buying a lot of My Little Ponies from the site. His many eBay purchases have helped Chris accumulate a debt of two thousand dollars on his credit card.

During the Megan Saga, Megan often got Chris to get her stuff, especially pics of the Wehrmacht soldiers, anime CDs and Sailor Moon figurines, from eBay, probably because she didn't have a credit-card herself. It isn't entirely clear how these transactions went, but Megan probably paid Chris back after she received the goods though it seems in some cases Chris would buy things as gifts for her.

Chris as a seller

Since the ending of 2008, when the Chris-Chan trolling became more known, people have been using Chris-Chan's eBay account as a means to troll him. They would bid on his auction, not pay, and then leave lulzy negative feedback.

Early 2009, Chris tried to stop this form of trolling by changing his eBay name, and deleting information from his account. It hasn't worked.

As of September 2009, Chris, in a rare display of monetary wisdom, sold two of his awful guitars. While not the autistic magnum opus we know as that Gitar of Fail, the "Meatwad's Shredwad" shows off Chris's disregard for copyright and his fail art in one fell stroke. It's perfectly okay for Chris to sell his crappy fake Aqua Teen HungerForce merch, none of those slanderous TROLLS can do the exact same goddamn thing with Sonichu. He also sold his Gibson model controller, which was covered in shitty stickers and basically made to look gayer than it already was.

Amazingly, someone actually purchased both controllers for a ridiculous 90.99 dollars plus 6 bucks for shipping. Although the seller seemed to be satisfied based on the comments, it is likely they have contracted some form of disease as a result of handling. [1] [2]

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