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[[Image:Officer Nasty.png|thumb]] | [[Image:Officer Nasty.png|thumb|Chris with Officer Nasty]] | ||
[[Officer Nasty]] is [[Chris]]'s only sexual partner (bar that [[anime]] [[Kimmi|doll]] he was banging in [http://megaupload.com/?d=18NA6ERG this video] (the fucking cheating BASTARD!!!)) to date and the only [[Jerkop]] that he trusts... | [[Officer Nasty]] is [[Chris]]'s only sexual partner (bar that [[anime]] [[Kimmi|doll]] he was banging in [http://megaupload.com/?d=18NA6ERG this video] (the fucking cheating BASTARD!!!)) to date and the only [[Jerkop]] that he trusts... | ||
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{{quote|ah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury| Chris on Officer Nasty, the closest thing to a woman he'll ever know the touch of<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#12 November]]</ref>}} | {{quote|ah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury| Chris on Officer Nasty, the closest thing to a woman he'll ever know the touch of<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#12 November]]</ref>}} | ||
==Sauces== | ==Sauces== | ||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Julie]] | *[[Julie]] | ||
*[[Kimmi]] | *[[Kimmi]] | ||
*[[Sex toys]] | |||
{{Sweethearts}} | {{Sweethearts}} | ||
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File:Officer Nasty.png
Chris with Officer Nasty
Officer Nasty is Chris's only sexual partner (bar that anime doll he was banging in this video (the fucking cheating BASTARD!!!)) to date and the only Jerkop that he trusts...
Though the only time she went down on him was when she got a puncture. (ba dum, tisch!!!)
In all seriousness though, Officer Nasty went down in the line of duty, due to "internal injuries" according to Chris. He even claims that he's "been through 3 of the "Officer Nasty" dolls" already.
Note that the pictures were not taken in CWC's room, but his family's filthy kitchen. He actually brought Officer Nasty out of his room, fully inflated.
| “ | ah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury | ” |
| Chris on Officer Nasty, the closest thing to a woman he'll ever know the touch of[1] | ||