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Since childhood, Chris has been a fan of Transformers, and many Transformers-related things. Naturally, it should come as no surprise that has tried to combine some of those elements into his fantastic little world.
As a result, we now have the Cwcville Autobot Defense Squad, an elite fleet of Autobots that strive to protect CWCville from "Decepticlones", the evil forces of Mary Lee Walsh and her Jerkops, essentially leaving the Chaotic Combo and the rest of the sonichus, including Sonichu himself obsolete.
Cwcville Autobot Defense Squad
Son-Chu
Son-Chu is the pet name for Chris's "Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort"; the Sonichu Mobile. Son-Chu is armed with Plasma Pistols, an Energon Sword and a Roof-Shield.
Prower
Prower is motorcycle belonging to Punchy Sonichu. Prower is a ninja based character, which corresponds perfectly with Punchy's racist depiction.
Bumble-Lumba
The one with the stupid name. Apparently modeled after a Volkswagon beetle, or "Bug Car" as far as Christian is concerned, Bumble-Lumba delivers pizza and kicks ass with stingers.
Excelina
Excelina is a female motorbike, the eqiivalent to Rosebud in the shitty Airbuddies series. She punches and uses Sniper-style powers. Possibly owned by Crystal Weston Chandler (sister) or Megan, but this is unconfirmed.
Armoraxe
A van of unknown origins, Armoraxe is a "real Guitar Hero", who uses musical weapons to fight the enemy. His main attack, the "Metal Melter" Is a direct rip-off of the "Face Melter" from Brutal Legend save from the shallow Transformeresque twist.
Decepticlones
There are also some two bit villians in here. (Chris most likely wouldn't give two cents for them.) They are the Decepticlones, gleefully and obscurely borrowed from the PS2 Transformers video game.
Crackder
Evil jets that fly around and terrorize the country side.
Punislav
The Jerkop police car. They are brown, because everyone knows the TRUE and HONEST Police are associated with the color blue.
Scoundrals As Vessels
The Scoundrals [sic] As Vessels, or S.A.V., is just what you'd expect: a lame parody of a Sport Utility Vehicle. The only real difference is that the S.A.V. is equipped with poorly drawn roof-mounted cannons.