Talk:List of Chris's games

Does Chris really own all these games ?

Or does he just says to look cool to Miyamoto ? If he really does own these... Ouch... Ouch on you americans who have to pay for them... --Kek7go

To do

The big thing is see if we could put all of this into one of those nice Wiki lists, so you could just click and it can alphabetize them from A-Z or Z-A, date, system, etc (I know, God only knows why, Chris included things like what system they were for, how many players, etc. --Champthom 20:41, 23 March 2009 (CET)

Working on that right now. --APBoy 21:01, 23 March 2009 (CET)

Err, good work, but I had something more like the table they use here in mind. --Champthom 21:18, 23 March 2009 (CET)

Done. Call me king dipshit of aspie mountain. Do y'all like it better this way? --Dkaien 1:58, 5 September 2009 (Eastern time)

Excellent work! --wwwwolf (wake me when you need me) 10:45, 5 September 2009 (CEST)

Useless chatter, but...

I died a little inside when I saw that he has Space Channel 5. D: Also, doesn't Enchanted Arms have a gay dude in it? --Lime (Scold? | Undo?) 02:35, 12 April 2009 (CEST)

He has damned Bioshock! Given that he doesn't seem to read anything but Sonic comics and (once upon a time) R.L. Stein, Bioshock should be the most literary thing he's ever experienced. Then again, judging by his reaction to End of Eva, he wouldn't have the slightest clue of what Bioshock was getting at. Sigh... while most of Christian's abject failure at life is darkly humorous, his quasi-functional illiteracy just depresses me. Ensign disposable 04:45, 19 June 2009 (CEST)

Quasi? The guy is full on functionally illiterate, bordering on plain illiteracy. I would be willing to bet he hasn't read a real book since High School (if then, even).CDiddles 07:44, 6 August 2009 (CEST)

To be fair, BioShock is only "literary" if you bother reading everything and listening to everything. It can easily be completed without really thinking what's going on (of course, far less fun if it's played that way). What I really want to know is whether he ever got through the sewer in Oblivion - or was he scared of Silvana Sean Connery Patrick Stewart? --wwwwolf (wake me when you need me) 10:45, 5 September 2009 (CEST)

I would also add, as I say, that the main thing you can tell by studying Chris' game collection is that you can't actually tell too much by studying Chris' game collection. He clearly buys a lot of this stuff just for the sake of buying it -- like with his Sega CD hoard, he looks to have stumbled upon a bin full of remaindered games and reflexively scooped up one of everything. Or bought it in one big lot at a flea market or something. --Dkaien 12:57, 5 September 2009 (Eastern time)

Play completion

For the PS3 games, could we add a percentage of the total gameplay he experienced? I don't know exactly what you can see through the network, I don't have one... --Robotnik 21:11, 10 July 2009 (CEST)

Seconded. It would be quite nice if the guy currently in command of the accountz could share what he could. My curiosity must be sated. Ensign disposable 10:31, 27 July 2009 (CEST)

Uh, psn doesn't work that way. You can see what trophy's he has, and download any dlc/ps store games, but in terms of how far into the game he is, you'd need to steal his entire ps3. I would try to give an estimate based on his trophy's, but I was defriend'ed after he got all paranoid. --Jump 01:52, 28 September 2009 (CEST)

The Guy Game...?

True fact: The Guy Game was recalled from store shelves. See, it was a vaguely Man-Show-ish trivia game where victory was rewarded with boobs. No surprise, right? Get this: one of the models involved was underage when she posed for the game, thus getting everyone involved right the hell in trouble. True fact: the director of The Guy Game opted to work on The Guy Game instead of Metroid Prime (the first or the second, I forget which). chris is doin' nothin' for his "I'm not a pedofork!" credentials (or at least "I'm not an ephebefork!"). Ensign disposable 22:28, 5 October 2009 (CEST)

To be (slightly) fair to Chris, oblivious as he is he probably missed the controversy surrounding the game. Odds are good he doesn't actually know he's jerking it to a topless 17-year-old. Also, just a side note, Jeff Spangenberg didn't "opt" to leave Retro Studios and the Metroid Prime project. Nintendo paid him an even million dollars to buy out his share of Retro and get rid of him. Which made sense given what he worked on next... Dkaien 23:10, 19 October 2009 (CEST)

True fact: The Guy Game was pulled from shelves after a lawsuit was filed by one of the girls in that game. The girl won and all copies were removed, save for some leftover as "used" copies.True fact: The game was filmed in South Padre Island in the Rio Grande Valley in Texas, where I live (I live in Houston, BTW.) --UJ1985 07:44, 14 November 2009 (CET)

more psn shit

Talk:PS3 check it bitches Clydec 10:32, 20 October 2009 (CEST)

• Every line of that shit is crazier than the last. My favorite so far: he downloaded a copy of A Scanner Darkly. Somehow I kinda think Philip Dick would fly a few miles over poor Chris's head. Dkaien 17:45, 27 October 2009 (CET)

Wrestling and Other Sports Games?

• Does Chris even play pro wrestling and other sports games such as NFL, MLB, NASCAR, Boxing, or even UFC/Cage Fighting games? --UJ1985 23:11, 23 November 2009 (CET)

• Judging by the list (and his PSN downloads and so forth), no. I'm not sure he's ever shown an interest in sports generally. Dkaien 01:00, 24 November 2009 (CET)

Don't be a moof or aloof

...as advised in Sonichu 10. We'd need some analysis and elaboration on how Chris seems to play games that are geared toward younger audiences. It's pretty hard to prove this, because he's obviously boughta bunch of games that are good for older players, and we only have actual gameplay data from his PS3 trophies. But still, I think he has demonstrated pretty well that he likes kiddie games and may even feel that he's eating the forbidden fruit when he plays Brütal Legend. --wwwwolf (wake me when you need me) 11:17, 16 December 2009 (CET)

• Yeh, I think you're right on this point, for all that there's only so much hard evidence. The games that he's made the most noise about over the years - Sonic, Pokemon, Animal Crossing - are all fairly casual kids' stuff. It occurs to me that there's probably fodder enough out there for a "Chris and video games" article, something that could cover this subject and a bunch of others. Dkaien 16:06, 16 December 2009 (CET)
• I believe you got a point there. --UJ1985 05:09, 19 December 2009 (CET)

Minor edit

Changed Republican to Democrat in the picture description. Chris started his tugboat during a Republican administration, blaming Democrats would reflect poorly on the intelligence of cwcki editors. Plus my own political bias.

• • Is the CWCki really the place for American political faggotry? I'm pretty sure we can do better. --Dude 14:48, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Is the CWCki really the place to give praise to Chris's enablers?